I’m a woman from Chicago and I actually saw F Gardner on tinder and we went on a date, years before he was popular on here. He had a better hairline back then, I probably wouldn’t swipe right on him now. He took me to a pizzeria, and while we talked he would only refer to himself in the third person as F Gardner and mostly ranted to me about buddhism and /x/ shit
After we finished eating he asked me “did you like that? It was made by kidnapped children in the basement. Watch this.” He then went up to the cashier and demanded he let him into the basement so he could free the children. The cashier obviously refused and after asking for another 5 minutes he started yelling and threatening to call the cops, at which point I slipped out because I didn’t want to be involved
There’s a video on youtube somewhere called Crazy guy yelling at Chicago pizza place or something like that
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:03 PM
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>>24508393
>>24508371 (OP)
>I’m a woman
You know the rules. Didn't read the rest.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:12 PM
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>>24508396
>>24508379
I would post tits if I had them. Sorry! There’s a reason I’m on here.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:35 PM
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>>24508401
>>24508393
Just say you're a crossdresser with agp fren we won't judge and in fact will appreciate additional confirmation that F Gardner is gay.
>>24508396
No sadly I’m just flatter than paper.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:28 PM
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>>24508401
The half of this board that is not gay is instead pedo flats will do post 'em.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:49:33 PM
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>>24508401
We PREFER women with flat chests & short hair
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:06 PM
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man, i really could go for some pizza
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:36:38 PM
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>>24508371 (OP)
This is so stereotypically femoid meets autist that I want to believe.
>>24508401
Post nipples with time stamp. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:50:23 PM
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>>24508371 (OP)
I saw him at Walmart once. I tried to say hi and he kept mocking my speech and laughing maniacally. He walked out with 15 butterfingers and security did fuck all about it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:57:59 PM
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>>24508371 (OP)
>I’m a woman from Chicago
No you're not, Gardner. You're an unemployed man who has spent years trying to get /lit/ to read his shitty horror series.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:59:06 PM
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Dude lived in a penthouse it sounds like y'all are just jealous of him
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:02:42 PM
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Yeah, he came into my muffler shop once, he was asking if I could paint that topless girl from Titanic on the side of his Toyota Scion. He said that he wanted "the best for his baby." He then smacked the back of the car and said "if you know what I mean."
He actually believes this shit huh? I read a synopsis of one of his books one time and it just sounded like YA lit for paranoid schizophrenics.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:07:03 PM
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>>24508573
>>24508562
he's fine when he just pays for ads like that, but every few months he goes off his meds and starts shitting up the board with self shill threads like this
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:10:00 PM
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>>24508568
i'm not F Gardner but i also shill him when i go off my meds
t. bipolar 1 tranny, not OP
