What the fuck was his problem?

He's right. I know I would.

>>24508652 (OP)
There are fauns in Middle-earth btw. A faun is mentioned in Lay of Leithan.

he thought lewis should have been more realistic with danger, maybe give tumnus a realistic background

>>24508652 (OP)
They were good friends. It's just bro bantz.

>>24508652 (OP)
He also gave Lewis shit for mixing up different foreign mythologies while he did the same.

>>24508652 (OP)
elite pedo jokes

>>24508652 (OP)
Anyone who have the frog poster who was livid that his Greek myth kids' book was called horrific by his dad's publisher friend because it had a "tasteful rape scene?"

>>24508888
>Tasteful rape
No such thing you fucking FREAK. waste of quads.

>>24508900
The rape scene in Paul Blart was done very tastefully

>>24508900
Read Metamorphoses.

>>24510347
Or see the art it inspired

>>24510371
Or go out into the world and...

>>24510374
The world isn’t actually tasteful, if it were then we wouldn’t need a tasteful form of it in poetry and art. A woman fucking a dog is tasteful if Ovid describes it

>>24508652 (OP)
cute
and
funny

>>24508888
I am struggling to write a tasteful rape scene as we speak.

>>24508677
Pretty much.
People take personal letters between friends way too seriously.

>>24510802
This topic aside, Tolkien betrayed Lewis despite Lewis being supportive when Tolkien needed him. Tolkien was a little weasel.

>>24510804
Howso, faggot nigger?

>>24510804
Lewis married a divorced Jewess. Look at what's happening to Lewis's legacy as compared to Tolkien's. Tolkien's descendants are doing the best they can to protect his legacy and Lewis's has already been sold out once. It's about to become unchristian Netflix slop. Propaganda for a new age.

>>24508652 (OP)
"He should've raped her" is not something I expected to see attributed to Tolkien.

I don't see a problem, OP. Satyrs in Greek/Roman myth were fucking horny 24/7 and raped everything that moved.

>>24510381
We can make it tasteful...

>>24511187
>dumb nig fails to understand conditionals
Sad

>>24511184
Nobody tell this guy about The Rings of Power

>/lit/ doesn't know the nature of Satyrs
Pseudo-intellectual midwit board of retards

>>24511233
Dubs. Thought the same thing.

>>24511233
That was done in spite of Christopher Tolkien's efforts to protect the family legacy. They barely had rights to any of Tolkien's work.
Lewis's family sold out the rights to the highest bidder without a second thought.

Why do we have to assume that ALL fauns are rapists? Surely there exists non-rapist fauns as well

>>24511581
Agreed. It sounds like a feminist meme that stuck.
#notallfauns

My conclusion is that white people thought mythological creatures and such were real and the satyr was being misrepresented which would be dangerous for any little girls accidentally running into one

>>24511581
essentialist mythology

just like goblins are ontologically evil

>>24511609
People believed this shit, so that's not totally impossible

If Frodo had really met an elf--that is, a faerie--the result would have been a kidnapping, not a romantic quest.

>>24508652 (OP)
Fake quote. Tolkien never said that.

>>24511184
>>24511233
Both legacies went to shit, what do you mean? LOTR has been jew slop since the first movie

>>24512988
Also Arthur Conan Doyle somehow believed this was real.

>>24513604
my thirdie grandma still believes in them to this day

>>24512870
I hate goblins so much it's unreal

>>24508652 (OP)
What was the satyr's tax policy?

>>24510785
>I am struggling to write a tasteful rape scene
At least you're getting into the spirit of it