What do philosophers in 2025 write about?

Irrelevant bullshit. It long ago stopped being thoughy for life and instead became thought for the sake of obscurity and one-upping one another in complexity. They will never top Plato or Aristotle.

>>24525857
One thing that always confused me was...
>very simple title
>obscenely specific title

>>24525835 (OP)
In 2025, "philosophers" write about politics and activism

That pic is inaccurate. The girlfriend door should be closed with 20 locks on it.

>>24525835 (OP)
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Here are some paper titles from the Metaphysics journal, a contemporary neo-Aristotelian metaphysics publication:
>Acts and Embodiment
>The Case Against Higher Order Metaphysics
>Multifunctional Artefacts and Collocation
>The Social Reality of Virtual Worlds
>Instantiation
>Worlds, Species, Kinds
These all reflect the trends of so-called “new metaphysics”: a focus on time, modality, persistence & constitution.

>>24525870
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>>24525869
>The girlfriend door should be closed with 20 locks on it.
actually that's a ruse to fool the joeys. off world joke.

Kind of like that WKUK sketch where Abe Lincoln says
>now you fucked up!
over and over

Philosophy is dead