We're having a lit meetup in New York on Saturday.

Sick of shallow book talk and blank looks when you bring up serious literature or philosophy? If you’re in or near New York City, come to the NYC /lit/ meetup on Saturday, June 12th. We’re here for raw, unfiltered discussion. Meet in person and say what you mean.

If you're interested email nyclitmeetup45@gmail and I'll give you the place and time.

so the bureau put you on 4chan duty huh?

I'm coming and I'll be high on fentanyl

>>24536178
And I'm only going to talk about how much I hate Focault

>>24536179
we get it, you're "totally not gay like foucault!" and there's nothing wrong with that, but you should try actually reading him tho

I'll be the one screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at the top of my lungs

>>24536184
Reading sucks I just like engaging in deep philosophical discussion about literature that I haven't read. I do it here and I'll do it with you.

>>24536189
and I'll do you.

/lit/ meetup!

How about let's not do a group photo

>>24536201
the real nyc meetup was just a bunch of normal skinny dudes

>>24536201
At least post one of actual 4channers

>>24536204
I'd definitely top a good portion of these guys, especially ol' boy on the right

I'll be there for the discussion but I'm ducking out before the gay orgy afterparty starts.

>>24536204
>his neck is even longer
laff'd

>>24536208
down for the orgy but miss me with that gay discussion shit

>>24536179
If I lived in New York I would cheer you on. Fuck Foucault.

>>24536204
That was a /fa/ meet-up, we look better than them

>>nyclitmeetup45@gmail

80-year-old boomer detected.

>>24536204
The only ones in that picture that even look like they are interested in "fashion" are the middle two, who are going for some kind of newsie-core look, I guess. The others are just dressed like typical high schoolers.

>>24536170 (OP)
>NY Clit meetup
Yeah sorry I will NOT be showing up to your Bushwick sissy hypno viewing party and WILL be getting drunk and rambling about René Guénon to my Dominican tinder hookup

how many people are signed up so far?

>>24537544
About 30

>>24536378
>dressed like typical high schoolers
That's what's called "being fashionable" in [current year]

>>24536170 (OP)
Where? Brooklyn or Queens?
>>24537162
kek

>meetup location is a pedophilic whistle (not even a dog whistle)

>>24537551
cap

>>24537648
u wot m8

>>24537697
Ask OP's email where it's at anon. It's not a reference to the fashion movement.

>>24537721
>Ask OP's email where it's at anon. It's not a reference to the fashion movement.
just say it

>>24536170 (OP)
>thinly veiled attempt to solicit gay seggs

>>24537740
its on epstein island
private helicopter from grand central to westchester transfer to a private jet
infinite copies of infinite jest on board

>>24536170 (OP)
Would I be the only girl?

>>24537911
Yes

>>24537911
Yeah so you might not wanna eat for 16 hours bro we prefer a clean bussy

>>24537911
No girls on the internet

>>24537911
I could dress up as a girl if it would make you more comfortable. I pass very well and these transphobes will never tell

>>24536204
powerful levels of individuation

Wish I was a rich kid and lived in NY, i'd totally come. What do you reckon the median age will be there?

Someone put on a Toronto meet. I'll be there up until the gay orgy.

>>24537996
18. No oldfags go to these things

>>24538007
u do it

Interesting. I emailed you. I'll be there. Thanks for hosting this!!! We should run a train on Dasha Nekrasova, I have her contact.

>>24538008
Then it would be kinda lame for me to go. Lame.

>>24537984
Nigga please..Post bussy

>>24536201
fake

>>24538241
nothing gets past you

>>24537653

>>24536170 (OP)
we meeting KGB bar for a Lit poetry reading or late night at the Met?

>>24536170 (OP)
I live in astoria and would love to meet up with you guys.
Except, well. I wouldn't.
I hope you have fun, and next time you do this little get together I'm pretty sure I'll have my first genre fantasy book completed. Tell you what, Mr email man. Next time I'll gift you my books right off Amazon, and you can bring a few copies to hand out. Mmkay?

>>24536204
>>24536201
>>24537653
>>24536613
and now, for the actual photos..

>>24538325
>call you a mutt on /pol/

>>24538336
>>24538325
I'll be punching anyone who shows up in a cheesy graphic T

>>24537658
Kys monkeyspeaker

>>24538279
met

it'd be amazing for my ego to show up to this it looks like going to a world where everyone is 5'8.

please please can traps or twinks show up so the /grrm/ - George R. R. Martin General guys can finally get off?

HEY IM READING HERE

>>24538345
Sonnenrad t’s ok?

>>24538354
The tallest guy will be 6'2" but visibly autistic, could your ego still handle it?

>>24538368
think so. is he very good looking?

Please tell me F Gardner will be there?

>>24538444
He's in Chicago. Not New York.

>>24538444
HE IS CONFIRMED

>>24536170 (OP)
I want to remind women (female) are welcome at NYC /lit/ meetups, but we ask that you wear open-toed shoes and be in good humor about people good-natured meme-derived non-fetishistic comments about your shoes and foot anatomy. Even if your feet are ugly, we ask that you still expose them to view so that we can better appreciate the waning rarity of feminine beauty.

>>24538723
ofcourse

>>24536204
>average /fa/ggot gets mogged by dyann roof
incredible

lol none of the photos are from the real /lit/ meetup

>>24538750
Oh so you want me to post the pic of dasha and that ethnic tag-along giving me a blowie from the last one?

>>24536204
lad in the middle looks like frank sidebottom

>>24538444
Gardner's X profile is a trip. He is enormous amongst the antisemetic sphere of X posters. Even Handsome Truth posts about F Gardner's books

>>24536331
Fuckault!

What actually happens at these meetups? I live in NY but I’m an aspie so have never been to one.

>>24539059
F Gardner's hosted orgies apparently. IDK about the NYC one

>>24539073
So sick of you astroturfing here Frank nobody gives a shit about your trash

>>24536170 (OP)
I'm not interenested in your ny clit meetup. There are no women here.

>>24538336
The guy on the left looks like me.

>>24539094

can any femanons please check in so this guy will show up?

>>24539113
he looks like dh lawrence but if he did 30 years in a coal mine

>>24539139
This. Particularly girls that smell books before they read them. It's a charming trait.

>>24538325
Why do these dudes look like they'd be okay with being cucked?

>>24536378
second from the left is wearing a raf simons tshirt from like 2007

>>24539162
can someone crosspost this to /TTTT so some actual fucking babes show?

>>24539201
>/TTTT
Apologies, whats that?

>>24538332
guys on the left look cute

>>24538336
By god the one on the left is an antique physiology. He bears signs of child-labour, nutritional deficiencies, alcoholic pregnancy, and a certain fortitude of bone that is almost extinct in the urban sprawl.

>>24538451

>>24539059
Everyone stands around awkwardly because they have nothing to talk about

>>24539518
Is it just me or do these people look like they don't brush regularly

>>24539812
Yeah, it's not like we've all read a bunch of books full of crap to chatter about or anything

>>24539253
>/TTTT, an acronym for Trans, Trans, Trans & Trans, is 4chan's imageboard primarily for discussion surrounding trans people.

bump

This is some sort of email harvesting scam be careful. I haven't gotten a response.

Also:
>ny
>clit
>meet
>up
>>45
https://www.livekabbalah.com/blog/the-45-letter-divine-name-2

Every nyc anon just invite 2 girls, and don't tell them what the meetup is about.

>>24536170 (OP)
my apologies and consolence to anyone who has to live in nyc. a lovecratian fate worse than death

>>24540850
Do you know anybody?

>>24538332
>tfw no phalanstery of cute /lit/ ephebes

>>24540867
how's ohio? i heard trump's deportations have opened up some meat packing jobs that pay like 12 dollars an hour, maybe you can finally move out of your grandmother's trailer

>>24540850
tell them that it's protest about some social media post

>>24537653
Left to right; /a/, /xs/, /?/, /sp/, /b/, /fa/, /r9k/, /lit/, /pol/ (leftypol represented by broken left foot)

>>24536204
whos the cute liddle ftm in the middle

>>24540850
I was about to joke "yeah, let me reach out to all those girls I know" but I actually do know quite a few girls. None I'd like to bring along to meet you people, though.

>>24539887
“Have you read IJ?”
“No”
“Me neither”

>lit meetup
>skinny manlets in the corner arguing about whether or not mishima was actually gay
>guys smashing bottles on the ground while arguing about translations
>one faggot who just goes around the room looking for recommendations and never actually reads any of them
>esoteric kantanon shows up and starts masturbating in public, asking other people to rate his jacking off skills in-detail
>group of buff dudes in the back jacking off to honor levy
>poets workshopping at the bar
>group of guys carrying around the elements of style, looking for any mccarthy fans that they can pick a fight with

>>24541331
sounds fun actually

>>24541331
Honor Levy should show up so we can gangbang her. If she wants to be gangbanged. If she doesn't want to be gangbanged then we won't gangbang her because we're not animals. We will stare at her though. But we won't gangbang her unless she wants it and then we'll gangbang her.

>>24541486
Fuck off honor nobody likes you, nobody has read you, and you're not attractive

>>24539450

my god LOL. you articulated my thoughts better than i could. my gut reaction seeing him was 'wow, he's ugly', but something intrigued me; i stared. and the longer i did, the more i realized he is not ugly, not at all. he just looks as though he's been brought forward in time from a past era. perhaps he uses /fa/ as a mask.

Anyone from germany here?

>>24536170 (OP)
What happened to the original group?

Back in 2022 we had 6 people, I was there for the start and end. The anon taking pics lost his phone in the East River. I saw it slide out in slow motion as he was vomiting into the water like a squawking birdling.

I left when the other anons went up into some apartment. Can't stand cramped apartment parties. Overall lots of surprisingly intelligent conversation with surprisingly normal seeming guys.

>>24541309
>mfw rolling up tomorrow as the only one who's read the whole meme trilogy

>>24541612
They did a suicide pact up in that apartment dude, you got out lucky

MONTREAL ROLL CALL

I've seen at least one of you complaining about Metatron Press and posting from Parc La Fontaine.

>>24541612
From what I have seen, the more practically minded boards like /lit/, /trv/ or /out/ have a far lower degenerate density than stuff like /a/ or /pol/

>>24540885

It's impossible to be a NYC based autistic neet wizard incel chud unless you are from like deep queens or an 18 year old NYU fat asian comp sci genius. Every NYC Litizen knows women, but will they actually invite them?

>>24541555
Move over anon there's a new sheriff in town

>>24541675
You should learn to roll with the banter before you arrive instead of being a beta sperg

>>24541675
No

>>24541331
dont threaten me with a good time

sadly its probably just awkward kids eating at mcdonalds or some shit

>>24541498
I've read her and I think she's cute. Little big in the face for my taste, which portends a landwhale wine aunt phase, but still pretty for now.

>>24541331
Don't forget the /wg/gers buzzing back and forth around every other group pitching their fantasy novels currently in >150K-word early drafts.

>>24541722
bet you won't say that to my face you outer borough buck broken anti-natalist. I challenge any and all anons to duel.

>>24541562
Nein, nicht ich. Ich bin ein Amerikaner.

>>24541768
I was born and raised in Manhattan. You write like some faggot transplant.

It'll be fun visiting y'all New Yorkers from Jersey's far more sane traffic and prices

>>24541783
If you mention gravy once you'll be on the receiving end of my patented dago dropkick

>>24541815
>gravy
You must be one hardcore city slicker if Jersey is part of the South to you

>>24536201
That chick definitely has sex with the doggo

>>24537911
You are now so what would be any different?

>>24538325
Looks like a Tony hawk create-a-player meet up

>>24538332
Wholesome

>>24542061
>

>>24541555
>>24541682
Everyone in the original picture needs a better haircut. That alpme would do wonders.

>>24538332
That Eddie Redmayne in the middle or do a bunch of Anglos just look like that?

>>24542061
Am I really? Why aren't you replying to my email?

>>24542190
You might be too late, OP mentioned 30 people had already signed up a while ago and the place can only accommodate so many.
But that's only if OP actually made a reservation and we're all not just gonna show up to stand around outside the place awkwardly

>>24542262
Thats 100% whats gonna happen btw. Some autist who isnt deadly afraid of crowds has to take charge once some folks arrive

>>24543345
Looking forward to the chaos

>>24541673
Obviously, imagine some retard from pol or b.

>>24541673
Does this mean I'll be the only degenerate there? Damnit. Try not to get put off by my stench, disheveled appearance, or Joan of Arc body pillow GF I bring with me everywhere guys

>>24541673
>not a degenerate
gtfo my 4chan

im excited !! :)

>>24543893
Bro's either a billionaire or Mossad

>>24543953
we're all billionaires

>>24543953
it's a view from the restaurant Manhatta

>>24543953
The 2001 /lit/ meetup must have been crazy. A bunch of "art students" funneling thermite into the walls of the World Trade Centre. Based.

>>24543953
isn't downtown Manhattan almost exclusively offices?

Even: I arrive on time
Odd: I arrive fashionably late

>>24541562
Jau.

>>24541771
>>24544113
Mal in Leipzig treffen?

>>24544233
There can only be one German /lit/ book club and it’s based in Hamburg. I‘m sorry.

remember to post the livestream link here

its happening

>>24544279
I had dubs tho

>>24544480
Ask how many have read IJ

>>24544480
I'm there

>>24544233
>Leipzig
Wien

How many actually showed? I'm the one who said 30 and it was a complete lie.

>>24544582
29 of us. We were waiting on you, anon, but everyone got a little antsy waiting to run a train on the single femanon (male) and we left pretty quick.

>>24544733
Sorry but I"m an actual recluse and never had any intention of cumming. although i only live 2 hours away

So how was the event boys?

we had a good time ^_^

>>24545116
No we didn't you raped me

>>24545125
thats why it was a good time desu

Had a great time. You were all about as ugly and/or unfashionable as expected. It was pretty funny that the only person to fess up to having autism was also the only person who spoke clearly and loudly enough to be heard over the din.
Looking forward to my next one.

>>24544510
I don't remember how many read IJ but there were only two who had read the whole meme trilogy

>>24545188
Damn, just realized you can probably tell which one I am from this post because I was the only one dressed not like my mother put my clothes on for me. Oh well.

post some pics guys lets see how /lit/ compares to other boards

>>24545207

god i hope you weren't actually there and are just trolling. so fucking cringe your personality here. it's ok to show compassion

164 posts and not one anon has the reading comprehension to notice OP said June 12th.

>>24545213
/ck/ apparently had a gay cowboy at last year's meet up

>>24545236
/k/ has an anon who makes brownies for their meetups.

>>24545215

>>24537653
Funniest meetup photo

>>24545241
/lit/ is too young for that one.

>>24545221
I think I have dyslexia

Post photos you cowards

>>24545241
>>24545262
What's sad is I've gotten quite good at baking but I'll never be able to share that with my anonymous friends because of that legacy.

>>24545271
>t. coomer

>>24545275
You people are pretty ugly to me and although I do enjoy a coom it shall never involve any of you ;)

>>24545281
>you people
As far as I can tell I am one the last of the /lit/ oldfags, don't group me in with the rest of this hell hole. First time here in probably a year and I have yet to find a single lit post, wtf happened? Even in the worst of times I could find a few good posts that were worth reply too, is there anything other than shitposting left?

Also, calling bullshit on that.

>>24545292
And it's only gonna get worse as literacy continues to decline! Buckle up!

>>24545303
/lit/ in its heyday was like 3 years when a tiny minority of people who were literature autists had a place to be literature autists. This was ruined by retards like you larping about le glory days when people could sit about and have heady conversations about their syphilis. You serve no purpose to society, not even in the marginal "but I am part of the counter culture!" sort of way, you just don't matter and never will.

will somebody post a photo already? hopefully more epic than NYC /FA

>>24545326
this was from the one last year or whenever it was dudes look p normal

>>24541612

>>24545221
filtered

It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan

>>24545342
Because I am not willing to pander to ratards?

>>24545368
you're the ratard

Its 6am in NY wake up you lazy trust funds and post pics & write what you talked about on the meet

>>24545781
The meetup was a trap. All who attended have been flown in B2s to blacksites in Bulgaria. You won't hear from them again.

>>24545781
>>24545799
Ok, its 9am now its really time to wake up
You do have unfinished work to do on a sunday, dont you NY anons?

>>24546046
They're lying all atumble in scattered disarray and covered in cum after their long and passionate night

>>24536170 (OP)
Oh yeah? just like the Latvia meet up the Unreal Press planned? Didn't go so well did it.

Post pics assholes

>>24546560
they probably chickened out dude

>>24546560
lil schizo pissed he pussied out and didnt show up
SAD!

>>24545105
Sat in the restaurant for a half hour waiting. Only 2 people showed up. One guy excused himself for the restroom and never came back, didn't pay for his mezcal. I was alright.

Went to the meetup and tried to start up a discussion about Moby Dick. No one had read it. We sat in awkward silence until one guy started monologing for an hour about why Katnis should have ended up with Gale. I’m never going to one of these things again.

>>24547715
Glad I left when I did

I wanted to go but I'm "visibly Jewish" and didn't want to get hate crimed. any other stealth hebrew nationals attend?

Little do you fucks know, but my clitty was caged and locked the entire meetup

>>24548052
That never came up at the clit meetup?

Did that guy show anyone else his Ayn Rand tattoo on his ass?

wow guys I just woke up and my ass is still sore. I wasn't sure if I could take all 12 of you but I guess I learned something new about myself yesterday

Just found out I'm HIV positive. Get tested ASAP, guys.

>>24548770

I put the location on pozzed out bug chasers subreddit and got a lot of guys to show

Whoever left this behind, I’m throwing it in the trash if you don’t claim it by tomorrow

>>24550462
My pozzed dick has been rubbed all over the very cover you're holding