Thread 24537487 - /lit/ [Archived: 417 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:28:53 PM No.24537487
Roger_Scruton_by_Pete_Helme
Roger_Scruton_by_Pete_Helme
md5: 440574631ff1781c9460ea114b44fb5b🔍
>roger scruton
>scrutonizes modern life
>nikolai gogol
>was a yokol
>william shakespeare
>half his output involves wars during the era of spearshaking
>pushkin
>family tree was pushed away from his kin by his negro great-grandfather
>juden peterstein
>shills for israel

no way did any of these people actually exist. they must all be nom de plumes.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:35:54 PM No.24537499
>>24537487 (OP)
>borges
>is a bore to read past a certain age
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:36:05 PM No.24537502
>fyodor dostoevsky
>dostoevskysizes fyodor
can't believe I never realized it until now.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.24537509
>>24537487 (OP)
>walt whitman
>was a man and had wit
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:40:13 PM No.24537510
>>24537509
he also walted
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:51:27 PM No.24537530
>Saul Bellow
>yelled all the time
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:29:27 PM No.24537632
>>24537487 (OP)
>>juden peterstein

For some reason whenever his name is spelled like that I think of that article Zizek wrote in 2019 responding to him where he wrote his name as “Petersen” and anons on lit had a meltdown that Zizek didn’t even care enough to find out how to spel his name. That stuck with me for some reason.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:51:12 PM No.24537684
>>24537487 (OP)
>neil gaiman
is a gay man
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:43:50 AM No.24539344
>>24537499
Fpbp