Have you ever impressed a cute girl with your knowledge of literature?

>>24542549 (OP)
>cute girl
>posts dasha
lul

>>24542549 (OP)
yes, we later read lolita and the Iliad together, among others.... lucky me..

>>24542560
you're not BAP stop typing like that

>>24542549 (OP)
This board has one queen, and she is a jealous queen. Stop posting pictures of disgusting thots.

Dasha has good /lit/ taste

>>24542567
BAPian writing is grammatically incorrect

>>24542549 (OP)
Only girls I know with an interest in literature are covert coal burning whores.
True cute girls are dumb and have no interest in books.

>>24542681
Intelligence actually comes from the mother, its just smart women are not like smart men, and reading is tangential to intelligence. A stupid woman should be attractive. The intelligence of women is seen in the eyes
Baudelaire said men who like scholarly/cultured women were pederasts; and pederasty was incommensurable with bestiality. But really the best thing in anybody is that they are fun to talk to, and this is not the case with unintelligent women

*a stupid woman is unattractive

>>24542555
She is a cute girl, and makes up for any deficiencies with the very charming personality, but much worse than being a whore is being zionist shill, yuck!

>>24542681
>covert coal burning whores.
What does this even mean

>>24542786
Dick Shun Ary

>>24542549 (OP)
I only like big booba bimbos. Imagine waiting a plan boring bitch and wanting to listen her insufferable opinions on things that you like.

>>24542549 (OP)
doctors, executives, etc have all the brains of bookdykes without any of the political extremism. even if many are well dressed 85lbs-soaking-wet cuties, i'm not going to subject myself to three rants a day about amazon's labor practices.

ive never seen a more forced meme than this cunt, only that chink who kept spamming himself in 2010 comes close

>>24542549 (OP)
Kinda. A girl listened to me ramble on about Fear and Trembling because she liked listening to me speak before sleep. She was nice.

Women don't talk to me because I'm ugly.

>>24542549 (OP)
>Have you ever impressed a cute girl with your knowledge of literature?
Yeah, but every woman I ever met who knew anything at all about literature was a DSM-5 nutcase.

>>24542549 (OP)
Never assume you impressed one of those things.

>>24542681
>True cute girls are dumb and have no interest in books.
This.
The cutest girls will just fall silent when you discuss literature and then praise you for being clever, even if you're making shit up.

>>24542623
She's a complete pseud that has no idea. Perfect for /lit/.

On topic, reality is that the only person you will ever impress because you've read all of Nietzsche is going to be a man. Happened last week.

>>24543242
>bragging about books you’ve read for attention

>>24542786
You are correct, I apologize, should have used mudshark and not coal burner though in either case a toll has been paid.

>>24542549 (OP)
one time
I friendzoned her tho

>>24543148
You are a lot better than you give yourself credit for.

>>24543494
Call em chimp diddlers

>>24542549 (OP)
>Have you ever impressed a cute girl with your knowledge of literature?
Yes. Then I went home and drank. Years later I realised she wasn't impressed by literature, she just wanted to suck me knob.

>>24544976
Proven fake

>>24544750
whatta creep, glad you got out

>>24542746
>She is a cute girl

>>24544976
>stalk needy girls with low self esteem and daddy issues they are the easy ones and will put up with your bullshit
Woah DFW was based?

>>24542549 (OP)
most dates i have way above my league are from the shared interest of reading

>>24542549 (OP)
no but I have raped a few

>>24542746
She was the most adorable baby.

>>24546528
With your knowledge of literature?

here's what happens when a /lit/cel tries to nag a bitch

>>24542549 (OP)
I have never impressed a cute girl in any way.

>>24542549 (OP)
No one I have ever met gave a shit about literature besides my teachers. What are your experiences?

>>24542549 (OP)
never

>>24542549 (OP)
I like it when girls wear their hair like that

>>24542549 (OP)
A resounding FUCK NO

>>24542549 (OP)
No, women don't care about that. They want a man to be a stripper pole for them to twirl around and show off their bodies and their life and their chad boyfriend. They don't want you to talk; they want you to listen. But of course, at moments you will need to dispense wisdom to reassure her, so it is important that you are well read and confident so that she believes and is reassured by what you say. But if you expect her to care about you as a human, I ask you, do you care about her as a human?

>>24542549 (OP)
Flipping this question, but as a girl, I’ve never impressed a boy with my “knowledge of literature”. They usually think I’m stupid for liking Bret Easton Ellis, or try to have an autism off about Russian lit. Someone who is also into literature will always try to turn it into some weird competition and a normie will never care. There is no winning, it’s better to not even try.

>>24548238
wew lad, time to get back in your incel cave

>>24548406
Men seek to conduct "the battle of the cocks" when they encounter someone else who appears to possess the phallus. Men being impressed is men seeking to rub their cock against your cock in a battle for who will come first. Masculine recognitions are The Cockrub Warriors. Great Russian Realism particularly gets young men erect and ready to fight. Mid-period Soviet, watch their balls shrivel up, come and see.

>>24548456
Idk what any of this means bc idk what is like to have a penis. I just want to have something in common with a cute boy.

they pretend to like me because I read and write, but I can tell it's because they find me handsome and charming

>>24548463
Have you read Kristeva on Abjection or Lacan on the absence of the Phallus yet? The only way to share something with a cute boy is basically to share Daddy with him. [No I'm not interested, cheers cunt.]

>>24542681
Based

>>24548463
"cute boy"
Not a single "cute boy" that I've ever known was into reading
They were too busy fucking chicks, while I was the one reading

>>24548541
I refuse to read her or Lacan

>>24548592
SAY HER NAME BITCH WHEN YOU EAT HER PUSSY.

>>24542549 (OP)
I got laid because of Dostoyevsky. I work in a hospital and we had a patient who was a modern day iteration of "The underground man". He was a former civil servant that was a bitter angry sardonic bastard that was always glaring at everybody but had no spine so he would never actually say anything mean. However he would tell these exaggerated stories about former work colleagues that he "destroyed" through his wit and cunning.
Anyway there was a Dr that I got along with really well and at her farewell party we both got really drunk and started shit talking about the workplace, patients, colleagues etc.
I mentioned the aforementioned patient and drew the comparison to Dostoyevskys character, her face lit up and we spoke about literature for the rest of the party. We ended up going back to her place and had a nice fade to black moment. It didn't work out afterwards (dating a dr is fucking annoying for a myriad of reasons).
Otherwise my current girlfriend loves that I read and says it is what initially attracted her to me.
Good things do happen lads, don't let the demoralisers and social media skew your views too much if you can help it.

>>24546472
Please tell me what to read in case the opportunity arises?

>>24548157
I'm curious I hardly go on this board, what is considered literature? Can I say manga is literature, or would I be considered retarded?

>>24542549 (OP)
My prev and current gf
They thought it was super hot that I read and also wrote stories

>>24548653
haruki murakami, karl ove knaasgaard

i haven't talked to a girl in a decade

>>24547953
She proves herself a narcissistic bitch and insults you needlessly? I swear, you people have no grip on reality, you think of people only in memetic soundbytes you see online. In real life, people are indeed interested in hearing people talk about things they care about, even if you don't get the girls wet, and putting people down like this is looked down upon and considered extremely repulsive. This would be a ticket to social seclusion. Nobody is just throwing twitter one-liners around to look cool.

>>24542549 (OP)
I have impressed several girls who would have been cute, except that they were the type to be impressed by book knowledge. I hate "sapiosexuals"

Yes, for a time. She was a monster.

Men are not vanishing, they are retreating. From relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness - but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody, and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens. Everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable. And if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there, in the void, that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness, the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen. Once. As she is. In the dark. Without distortion. Without irony. Without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges. And where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream, and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire: visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>24549125
Deep

>>24542549 (OP)
If you read seriously and don't give off rapist vibes (that eliminates 75% of you right off the bat) and you're not a total misogynist (that eliminates another 20% of you) then you can do well with the 20-30 tenderqueer-bob cut-twitter-brooklyn-indie music-body keeps the score-small tattoos-daddy issues demographic. If you're masculine, even just a little bit, you can fuck whoever you want in that demo. /fitlit/ was onto something. But again you can't be a rapey misogynist and you have to shut the fuck up about skull shapes, so most of you faggots don't have a chance. But if you go to the gym 2x a week, read good contemporary books, don't say things like "femoid," and manage to shut the fuck up about Trump based king BAPdaddy Mishima glitchart fourth turning degeneracy Evola etc, they will let you do things to them that they wouldn't tell a priest on their deathbed.

>>24549891
Well I'm not going to do all that and rape is not that bad. Ten seconds of uncomfortable vaginal sex is not a big deal.

>>24549891
I'm not going to do that though. Too bad for them, I guess. They can keep whining.

>>24549891
What a bunch of horseshit lol

>>24549891

I am more aroused by the idea of sex than sex itself

>>24550261
ooooh a sapiosexual

>>24549891
>If you read seriously and don't give off rapist vibes (that eliminates 75% of you right off the bat) and you're not a total misogynist (that eliminates another 20% of you)
I keep hearing about how you have to be a great woman respecter to get laid, yet I've never heard of a violent drug dealer that was a virgin.

>>24549891
nigga I read bc I want to escape reality, not make more observers of it

>>24542549 (OP)
Yes, I have.
I also larped like half of it.

>>24542549 (OP)
Yes, but only as an opener for interactions.
Ironically, I've used something along "maybe I can come over and look at your collection" as a way to get into their bedrooms.
Also it can only last so long since most read YA stuff. You won't have a discussion, rather an exposition and it can get old real fast. Unless you love hearing yourself speak which may be understandable.

>>24549891
>transcendently glorious bait
I bask anon, i bask in it.

>teenage years
>reading House of Leaves in the back of class
>cute girl approaches me and asks what I'm reading
>show her the cover
>she says "oh cool I loved that book"
>writes down her number and tells me to text her sometime if I want to chat about it
>say thanks and leave class when the bell rings
>NEVER FUCKING TEXT HER
>realize she was into me literally 10 years later

>>24550337
>I've never heard of a violent drug dealer that was a virgin
That's because they're rapists, anon
>>24550060
Missing out
>>24550253
It's true, you can do this too, but again you have to shut the fuck up about internet shit
>>24550352
Wear a condom then you won't make more observers
>>24550460
Not bait, anon. It's real and it works.
>>24551057
Incredibly faggy behavior

>>24542736
I am a pederast and I dislike intelligent women, Baudelaire was a nigger

>>24542549 (OP)
Indirectly, I guess. I've had a few girls be impressed with how well read/learned I was and I dated one who said she used to have to google words I would use.
In a much more meaningful way, I met a girl who said she'd sit in my lap and let me read to her because she liked the sound of my voice that much. Not necessarily due to my knowledge of literature, but it's literature-assisted dating.

>>24542549 (OP)
>strike up a convo with a girl
>casual, everyday thing
>gibble-gabble
>somehow the course of discussion swerves to Max Stirner and his ideas
>explain it to her
>show her a picture of 'Einzige und Sein Eigentum' with Stirner image on it
>she laughs it off saying his forehead is big
I know that Stirner gets called like this for his big forehead, but come on, ignoring the entirety of his thought just because of the imagery. I didn't even want to impress her, it was a normal bread-and-butter conversation. Why women are so cruel?

>>24542549 (OP)
gotta be honest bros.if you are ugly ,nothing good specialities of you will interest a woman.

If Christianity has done one thing for women is selling the "angelic" aesthetic ideal to them, hopefully repressing their inner tendency to promiscuity. It's a simple superficial appeal but enough to convince woman to not act like sluts.

It's one of her favorite things about me. She always wants me to read to her. I read her book 2 of the Iliad recently...the entire catalog of ships...how did I get so lucky...

>>24551788
>That's because they're rapists, anon
I've seen enough women on social media talk about how they love violent psychotic behavior that I don't believe those guys have to rape to get laid.

>>24552478
>If Christianity has done one thing for women
Let's talk about what Christianity did to men