Has anybody ever made an hour long audio clip which is just a women talking over and over how much she wants to fuck a guy who writes?
I am wondering if I just listen to this over and over it will make my mind want to write?

>>24542584 (OP)
What you're supposed to do is write a character who's your ideal partner and then get surprised when she shows up in your real life

>>24542611

does this work? how many times do i have to write it?

>>24542616
I can't say, you gotta get surprised bro

>>24542584 (OP)
Some of the best writers didn't get pussy

>>24542611
That sounds rather boring to read. Would be more interesting to write about the woman who makes the hour long audio clip and/or the people who pay for it.

>>24542584 (OP)
why?

>>24542584 (OP)
Only one way to find out.

>>24542584 (OP)
I'm going to recommend that OP get one a them, chat GF apps. Train it to squeal like a little girl cheerleader when you talk about writing.

>>24542584 (OP)
I don't know if I could be bothered to do an hour, but I could try recording something as a test. Going to dinner at the moment, though.

>>24544713
Okay, here's my attempt. It's not very good, but what do you think?
https://voca.ro/115tqZEx3umW

>>24544713
>>24544796
(As you can hear, I'm sort of struggling for specific things to say lol)

>>24542584 (OP)
Why can't u just commission something like this?

>>24544807
All his money goes to his findom?

>>24544816
Why would he need more than one clip?

>>24544796
Ywnbaw

>>24544955
I literally am, does that sound like a man's voice to you?

>>24545072
Yes, it sounds like a man trying to sound like a woman.

>>24545120
Huh, maybe it has something to do with my weird hormone condition. I've heard other people say I had somewhat of a deep voice for a woman.

>>24545072
nta. Your voice is on the deep side for a women and also lacks some of the affections common in female voices, but some of that could be lost in the recording depending on how you recorded it. Your general language use is more on the feminine side. If you are female, you can probably pull off the generic deep sexy female voice quite well; if you are male, you should probably avoiding trying to do the deep sexy female voice, uncanny valley.

>>24545130
>also lacks some of the affections common in female voices
Ah, that'll be the autism I suppose.
>some of that could be lost in the recording depending on how you recorded it
My phone is a potato, so maybe.

>>24545130

How do I into writing

>>24544240
>>24545129

>>24545132
>Ah, that'll be the autism I suppose.
Maybe, could just be you and your upbringing; vast majority of people have qualities of the other gender's speech and people who don't tend to come off as over compensating or the like. Truth is that the majority of people have a voice in a small and heavily overlapping pitch range, in adolescence women with deep voice tend to learn to use their sinus' more to raise the pitch of the voice and men with high voices tend to learn to use their throat more to lower their voice which skews everything. So throaty deep voices are viewed as more masculine and high nasal voices as more feminine. Physical size has more to do with this than gender, women tend to be smaller than men so tend to have high voices but even then physical size alone does not determine the size of the various cavities which determines pitch and we have a good amount of ability to shape those cavities to control pitch, hence singing.

>>24545151
Yeah, I'm also tall (~178cm) which seems like it could be a factor here.

>>24545156
It absolutely does, the taller you are the larger those cavities which determine pitch are. But in your case you speak almost completely from your throat, at least when you press record and become conscious of your speaking which is often very different from a persons natural speaking voice. I am a male with a skew towards a nasal and higher than average speaking voice for a male but if there is a mic in front of me I drop well into baritone because I learned to sing by mimicking various baritones and when a mic is put in front of me I drop into the baritone register even if I am just speaking.