Just bought this. I don't know shit about books and barely read, but the cover looked. decent and masculine enough I suppose. What am I in for?

Hokey slop for barely literate fools like yourself.

>>24545278 (OP)
/lit/izens are too pretentious, their opinions will not help you or guide you at all at this point. Maybe if someday you want to seriously engage in literature, but for now this is a good fantasy book.

>>24545278 (OP)
Good start, maybe fight club if epic fantasy isn’t working. Or if that’s too much, some non-fiction

>>24545278 (OP)
i read this, it's shit. it's from the mistobrn guy. read terry goodkind and david eddings first

>>24545278 (OP)
a video game manual.
>up up down down left right left right B A select start