I want to write some books anonymously but IDK what pen name I should use. Could y'all help a bitch out? The only requirements are that it has to be a real name, it has to sound professional and it has to sound appropriate for a big booty slut. IDGAF about gender or ethnicity!!!

Names I considered:

Nagar Black

Gaylord Faggionato

Nasteho Cockburn

Anil Rape

Semen Pedowitz is another one that sounds pretty swag :thinking emoji: :thinking emoji: It's Ukrainian and Jewish :thinking emoji: I think it sounds sofisticatedddd

Fuck off tripfag

why you are doing this you are girl?

>>24548139 (OP)
The only stuff I release anonymously is my pedophilic erotica. For that I just use an old Ao3 account I made over a decade ago with some random name I thought up on the fly as a teenager.

>>24548209
picrel
>this kills the tripfag

>>24548222
whoops forgot pic

>>24548222
>wants to be anonymous
>uses an account with over 10 years of data

>>24548236
>10 years of collecting dust while I read real books instead of fanfiction
Have fun with all that data

>>24548239
Have fun writing fanfics

>>24548242
Ao3 has an "Original Work" category.

>>24548249
>writing original work pedophile erotica

>>24548209
this

>>24548139 (OP)
Let daddy, show you how to have fun with this seemingly tiresome chore.
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Step #1 --- pick a catch phrase, short but you like it. Anagram (rearrange all letters) carefully, until you make a name you're liking the sound of.

For instance... if you were paid to ghost write a book you absolutely hated?
"I hate this genre" =
gene ethis irhat
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have fun playing with your coded anagram solution, as well as seeing how many names you can pick out. As you adjust your phrase, and you use free anagram websites you type the phrase into... you just scan the lists generated, and pick some names out of the field. I've made character names like this before.

>>24548414
Yes, and?