Write a sonnet about my dog

good boy good boy yes
treats are coming for you now
barking barking boy

>>24554530 (OP)
ABBA abba baab cdecdshit in your dog

>>24554530 (OP)
Ode to a Mischievous Mutt

Oh, wretched beast with tail so keen to wag,
Thy boundless joy doth fill my heart with cheer-
Yet thou dost leave upon my favorite rag
A steaming gift I neither want nor near.

Thou pisseth like a fountain, bold and free,
On every chair and leg and shrub in sight.
No corner safe from thy unholy spree,
No rug unmarked by thy deluge of spite.

And lo! What horror doth mine eyes behold?
A fragrant pile upon my brand-new shoe!
Thy guilty face, so cunning yet so bold,
Doth beg forgiveness-but I know thou’st two.

Yet still I love thee, thou chaotic clown,
For thou art mine, and I am thine, down.

if you were a chemical
then you would be my whorl
but since you are a dog
i will fill your bowl

At least
He wasn‘t
A shitbull

>>24554530 (OP)
Doggy dog world
Dog eat dog world
Dog eat
Dog
GOD

>>24555608
(you)

bumpp

>>24555608
AI could never write this

Why is this thread allowed up? Why?

;_;

>>24555608
Kino