Is it possible to be mildly obese and also a great author? I am struggling to find high-BMI individuals who have written profound literature. My soul is just as big, if not bigger, than the body that contains it. Do you have any fat fellows with poetic souls I can use for inspiration? I have a lot of beautiful things to say.

a healthy body weight us about balance, just as good writing, so no, fat people can‘t be good writer, sorry anon

>>24558823 (OP)
Yes. You got this, Big Boy! You are legion.

>>24558823 (OP)
Honestly, no. Fat fucks effectively always create fat fuck words because they have fat fuck thoughts.

>>24558837
give examples of fat fuck thoughts

>>24558837
Have you considered my body is big because it is full of passions, tempers, and eloquences ? Would you trust a book written by a 41kg meth skeleton?

>>24558823 (OP)
William H. Gass was fat.

>>24558845
His name was really Gass ? That won't help our collective plight.

I only want to read the words of skinny people, I don‘t want to get contaminated with fat-think

>>24558840
“The smell of food made him realize how ravenous he was. There was hot bread and honey, a bowl of pease porridge, a skewer of roast onions and well-charred meat. He sat by the tray, pulled apart the bread with his hands, and stuffed some into his mouth.”
- GRRM

>>24558855
too on the nose

>>24558823 (OP)
Orson Welles was fat

>>24558850
My thoughts are actually very agile. They skirt along neural pathways, lubricated with lipids. And my physicality gives me more time for writing and thinking about writing. Skinnies are always roaming about restlessly, engaged in pointless activities.

>>24558859
He was statuesque. It's completely different.

Chesterton made fat jokes about himself.

>>24558870
no, your whole being is infused with gluttony, sloth, excess, lack of self mastery, lack of dignity and lack of discipline, lack of wisdom, lack of maturity, lack of capability, lack of balance
nothing worth reading can come from that, I‘m sorry

i think being fat (unless you're really fat) is healthier than being skinny.
fat people seem happier. very skinny suffer fibromyalgia

>>24558883
It's a little reductionist to conflate my body with my mind. I just can't bring myself to believe that exercise and caloric deficits are so penultimate that their lack completely decimates my chances of having worthwhile thoughts. Is the occasional extra creme pastry really such a cosmic sin?

>>24558905
no, the issue is the lack of balance, it means you are not aligned
if you were aligned then you would not have to concern yourself with calories and exercise or not eating pastry - because you would naturally be in balance

AI will fatten up all you skinnies in time. Just wait. Hehe

>>24558911
Are you trying to tell me that great writers are renowned not for melancholia and self-destruction, but for "balance"?

Jaroslav Hašek

>>24558919
no, and people that think those are great writers are misguided themselves
you become what you read, so chose carefully

>>24558823 (OP)
Hume, chesterton, samuel johnson, ballsack, hugo, etc youre in good company

>>24558929
it's true .. I have been reading too many fatfuck books .. hundreds of portions of HAMLet .. catcher in the RYE .. naked LUNCH ..

>>24558938
you might want to check your glucose levels and cholesterol

>>24558929

>>24558941
all of your cells are made of cholesterol

>>24558946
you know what I mean

>>24558947
the idea that cholesterol is inherently bad is now considered outdated

>>24558947
You aren't representing skinny fucks with much aplomb there mate

>>24558949
I did not say it is, I said to check his levels

What are the best foods to eat before writing?

>>24558955
As the portly anon, I eat:
Oats with macadamia butter, walnuts gooseberry jam, cinnamon, and honey.
Beef and broccoli stir-fry with thick egg noodles.
Mushroom risotto with three cheeses.

>>24558954
what exactly are they checking for

>>24558967
Sounds good ngl

>>24558968
excess lipid accumulation, which happens when there is arterial damage due to being a FAT FUCK

>>24558975
As stated, my thoughts need excess lipids in order to skirt and glide around at high-speed, not unlike mine carts. They are vital for my excellent cognitive functioning, you see.

>>24558975
lipid production is vital. it's inflammation that causes damage.

>>24558984
mhm

>>24558985
yeah you sperg
the lipid is there to help with the damage
thats why excessive lipid in the blood indicates damage
which means your body is caving under the pressure of being a FAT FUCK

>>24558994
inflammation in the body is caused by a build up of toxins. fat is a layer of protection, it stores toxins. if you're very skinny your toxins go straight to your organs.

>>24558988
You see? Your hunger makes you weak and emotional. You don't need to starve yourself anon. I'll make some extra fried rice for you, you'll calm down. We're brothers. Even if your mind is dry and unlubricated, and your thoughts grind around on rusty wheels, screeching in the echoing cavity of your brain, we're still brothers.

42 replies in one hour lmao, lots of fat fucks in this board

>>24559028
We prefer the term "gourmand"

>>24558823 (OP)
Being fat make sit harder to finish the marathon. Writing is a marathon. Look at George RR Martin. He can't finish the marathon because of his fatness.

>>24558842
I would trust fat people to write about unhealthy food.

They are finding that when people take ozempic that it relieves ADHD symptoms. Essentially hunger signals are noise in the brain that fucks up concentration. Fat people probably are worse writers because they have more of this noise.

Obesity wasn’t nearly as common in the time of the greats as it is today.

>>24558955
Cigarettes, coffee, candy, maybe an apple

A steaming hot bowl of ramen after

>tfw REALLY fucking fat
>americans are skinny compared to me
>slowly start losing weight and getting strength
>feeling good
>shirts little looser
>much more active
>walking around
>see myself in reflection
>still look like a fat fuck orb and feel horrible
We're all gonna make it but it's slow

>>24558968
Hypothyroidism

>>24558905
there is nothing wrong with having an extra creme pastry, anon. enjoy yourself

>>24558823 (OP)
I am a huge Orson Welles

Hey everyone. I just woke up. Ten hour sleep. Dreamt of a massive derelict generator. The parts were scattered all around a subterranean system. Now I woke up and ate oats with turmeric, banana (cooked), cinnamon, honey, walnuts, and butter. How do I feel? Inspired. Rotund. Profound.

>>24560663
a lot of glyphosate in oats

>>24560667
What would you like me to eat then motherfucker ?

>>24560668
for breakfast? ever heard of eggs and bacon

>>24558823 (OP)
John Kennedy Toole, Chesterton

>>24560671
Pork is HARAM .. Eggs are halal (I concede)

>>24560679
disappointing to see a muslim basically eating plant-based.

>>24558823 (OP)
Hemingway was a fat ass, and he wrote like a literal middle schooler while espousing the virtue of "simplicity".
Coincidence? I think not. Checkmate, you fat fucks!

If you really think about it, the skinnier a person is, the angrier and stabbier they seem. The skinnier you get, the weaker you get - mentally.

I did a five-day juice fast last year. I got so skinny. I felt completely defeated, like such a loser. I wasn’t firing hormonally on any level.

>>24560039
keep it up man!

>>24560776
Yes .. I agree .. for example: Kafka would not have killed himself in such a gruesome manner if he only had a bit more meat on his bones .. if he had indulged in second portions of buttered potatoes .. sunday eisbeins ..

>>24560776
>five-day juice
>I got so skinny.
dude you have no idea what skinny is

>>24560869
Kafka didn't kill himself, retard
He was forced to die a slow, painfully agonizing death because of Tuberculosis like everyone else pre-21st century

>>24561761
I'm dying of cancer

>>24558823 (OP)
G.K. Chesterton was an absolute unit. He was 6'4" and 300lbs.

>>24561761
You are misinformed. Its well known that Kafka killed himself. By gas, I believe it was.

>>24561976
Mustard gas, in fact
He killed himself in violent protest against the separatist confederacy of independent systems during the clone wars
Me nan witnessed it all as a little lass, she did

>>24562219
Ma meemaw saw the whole dang thing, she did

Obesity leads to less oxygen to your brain and being addicted to something muddies your thoughts. And food addiction is a bitch to overcome. Lose the weight and good luck bitch tits.

>>24558823 (OP)
George is practically a blob and he wrote GOT. You can do it, kween.

>>24562667
He said GREAT author. Not okay slopist.