What are the best "airport" novels?
Light speedy reading that's still got some bite to it.

1984

Lmao, i'll have that grape drank, that purple. How the fuck do americans get away with selling syrup for drinking?

>>24559113
Costs like zero dollars to produce/buy. Tastes good (if you grew up drinking sugar water which a lot of poor people do). End of story

>>24559086 (OP)
a decent portion of Murakami's books I think fit under this cateogry

Houellebecq

Stephen King obviously

>>24559640
That was my first thought. Hemingway, Vonnegut, Twain come to mind.

>>24559113
Hey, it's got natural flavors, it's healthy!

Something in vignettes; collective stories are much better than a full narrative when you’re in flight for a few hours at a time
Pic related isn’t great, but I read it when I fly for work and take a nap or something after if I need to

>>24560076
I kinda like pausing the story and going about the real world. Its a surreal feeling.

The Jack Reacher series by Lee Child.

>>24559113
>sell syrup for drinking
Are you retarded? All soda has syrup in it. Every single sugary drink that is not concentrate has syrup in it.

damn i wish i had a big ass thing of blue drink that shit is like liquid adhd but it's the weekend so fuck it i'm thirsty

>>24559086 (OP)
>Hannibal Lecter series

Horror hits differently at altitude, especially at night. Library of America Noir omnibus if you're taking a carry on rather than perusing the book store there.

>>24559113
There are even liquor versions.

>>24560125
This, any spy novel really (Le Carre). Crichton (Jurassic Park), Ludlum (Bourne series). Probably have omnibuses.

>>24560135
soda contains fizz and caffeine, faggot, for the same reason people don't like drinking straight water and go for carbonated, this is just sugar with citrus flavor

>>24560135
I can smell the McDonalds bags you have rotting in your room amerikkkan, soda is all carbonated drinks, you can make some yourself using fresh fruit and a little sugar if you're feeling a little childish. Corpo really has US people thinking their cheap consoomer optimized AB tested shit is all there is out there