tfw you're in court and provably m gonna be handed a death sentence but you decide to ask for free gym membership cause you're that based

he just wanted to watch greek bois lift weights one more time
he requested to be executed by being squeezed between thick greek boi thighs but it wasn't permitted
and so, he drank the hemlock instead
... while being surrounded by thick greek bois

>>24559420 (OP)
Hegel (going off of Xenophon’s Apology for all his evidence) contrariwise to Plato actually calls Socrates guilty of both charges which necessitate death for what it’s worth. He said it was a necessary event for world spirit to be realized in oppressive Greece. Socrates was guilty by

1. Telling people to listen to their inner conscience which he birthed like a midwife in his own words. His inner daimonen (read: conscience) instructed him on all accounts which was a repudiation of Greek pantheon and religious/ ethical codes- making him guilty of inventing new gods as the charge read

2. He instructed the son of the merchant Anytus to not work at his father’s shop because the work was beneath him and would only bore him and lead him to vice. This story is only found in Xenophon btw but is a clear example of him corrupting the youth.

>>24559701
He was part of an aristocratic homosexual pro-tyranny plot whose main action was smashing penis statues. He deserved death.