Does anyone here know how to get published? I have a horror novelette but no idea how to.

In france? just print that thing and send it to publishers
In angloland? fight for some ignorant lbgt-centric agent and act like its normal

>>24563825
ok but how do I find an agent

>>24563853
That’s where they get you, brother.
You’re still welcome in France though.

amazon self publish

>>24563871
already did why is everyone on this website fake and gay

nobody here knows anything useful or practical outside of reading, they'll tell you to publish a few short stories then write another book but won't read or review your book or substack when you post it here, a bunch of crab mentality dishonest retards

>>24563886
do you know anywhere I could go

>>24563908
i'm in the same boat anon, i've continuously shilled my book to the point of disgust, the best you can hope for is dropping a free copy here for some benevolent anon to read and leave a review, don't expect to sell thousands of copies, even a hundred would be massive success at this point, or find a small discord group where everyone reviews each others books

>>24563821 (OP)
Wasn;t that many nights ago?
Some other Anon on here, mentioned he *was* published.
And, it was "small press, horror pulp"
A recommendation from one of their published authors, if he thought you made the cut or were workable? Might go a long way. I *think* he was in one of the WNG threads, though.
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So? There's more than one of (you) out there, anon. And he (supposedly) got his big chance.

>>24563853
Google "literary agents" and then contact a bunch. How tf do you niggas function?

>>24565169
with my dick in my hands while I look at big booby koreans

>>24565169
why are they all jews

>>24563908
Smashwords