Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:59:55 AM No.24566762
Maybe waiting for The Winds of Winter was the friends we made along the way
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:10:40 AM No.24566773
>>24566762 (OP)
No. The real Winds of Winter were the esoteric boreal spirits I summoned using the sacrifice of two hens and a suckling pig to crush Martin's soul and break his will.
Do you know how expensive ceder is? Very. It's very expensive. Especially the quantities of it required to totally consume three animals. Anyway I cursed him to have irritable bowel and exhausted heart, to never sleep well again, to gasp for breath at all times. I cursed him to know his failure, to fear his legacy, to live in dread, to live in discomfort.
I also did this to Pat Rothfus which is why the Cuck Chronicles have been on hold for ten years. Ideally my sacrifice was sufficient and both will die with their works unfinished so that I may mock their shades in Hell for being küückolds. Left wing pigs.
No. The real Winds of Winter were the esoteric boreal spirits I summoned using the sacrifice of two hens and a suckling pig to crush Martin's soul and break his will.
Do you know how expensive ceder is? Very. It's very expensive. Especially the quantities of it required to totally consume three animals. Anyway I cursed him to have irritable bowel and exhausted heart, to never sleep well again, to gasp for breath at all times. I cursed him to know his failure, to fear his legacy, to live in dread, to live in discomfort.
I also did this to Pat Rothfus which is why the Cuck Chronicles have been on hold for ten years. Ideally my sacrifice was sufficient and both will die with their works unfinished so that I may mock their shades in Hell for being küückolds. Left wing pigs.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:36:46 PM No.24568121
>>24566773
Reasonable crash out
Reasonable crash out