David
7/20/2025, 2:49:26 PM No.24567050
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A book that teaches you to read the wrinkles of your anus as if they were palm lines - /lit/ (#24567050) [Archived: 139 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:56:57 PM No.24567063
>>24567050 (OP)
Chat.. Is this... Are those eyes?
Chat.. Is this... Are those eyes?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:02:09 PM No.24567071
ok honey.. yes just over that chair there please.. a little wider please.. tiny bit more.. ok good girl.. that's great.. big breath out now.. yes I can.. I can see.. tremendous things.. wisdom and fame and glory for certain.. and much success in the world of love.. oh yes.. little wider please.. now for a little smell I think
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:54:56 PM No.24568173
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:22:44 AM No.24568245
based bumhole diviner
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:59:18 AM No.24568309
>title mixes Latin and Greek roots
Fucking DROPPED
Fucking DROPPED
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:53:49 AM No.24568533
>>24567050 (OP)
Salvador Dali in fact did something very much like this. This thread got me to pull my huge Dali book off the shelf, actual on-topic /lit/ discussion on this amusing/shitposty topic:
"He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to the greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly... the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working class. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins' behinds into candleabra."
Salvador Dali in fact did something very much like this. This thread got me to pull my huge Dali book off the shelf, actual on-topic /lit/ discussion on this amusing/shitposty topic:
"He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to the greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly... the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working class. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins' behinds into candleabra."