Tales of the Unreal Review - /lit/ (#24567561) [Archived: 109 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:23:18 PM No.24567561
500 Years in MS Paint
500 Years in MS Paint
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I am not affiliated with the Unreal Press. I purchased their most recent anthology, and this is the official review.

Beneath the Waves
>6/10 - pulp slop, a fine story but the wrong choice for an opener
Rime of the S.S. Madrigal
>7/10 - entertaining, lighthearted, a shocking twist!
A Sunken Memory - 7/10
>I imagined the protagonist was a cyborg will smith, good pulp sci-fi.
Savannah
>6/10 - a quirky perverted author but an interesting enough story to read, some editing issues ought to be revised.
Bright!
>6/10 - a focus on world building, good for a dnd game, but ‘cumbersome’. Some awkwardly written, though it does remind me of an episode of a sci-fi pulp comic. Some may like the story, but I was not too keen.
Gateway
>8/10 - enjoyable, ending felt rushed and confusing but I am a brainlet mayhaps. I would rewrite captain Shan’s finale and then this could be published in a real book!
The Sirens
>8/10 - It is what you expect from a sci-fi pulp story about mythological sirens but well presented. Exactly what Tales of the Unreal: Nautical Edition promised. I would have swapped this and Beneath the Waves in the story order.
Water Can Carry a Boat
>7/10 - no subtlety at all!
Temples of the Abyss - 8/10 - A bit awkward in its setup, the conflict is exciting (though resolved a bit too abruptly). Good fundamentals deserving of one more revision.
Vermilion Sands - I got filtered, I find this one tough to rate. It is written more by somebody who enjoys playing with words and language like toys rather than an author trying to convey a story to a reader.
The Bell in the Sea
>7/10 - reminds one of a young-adult-fiction fantasy novel.
The Waters Above
>8/10 - Satanist propaganda, exactly the sort of secular Luciferism that so many great sci-fi stories stem from, curse you, Gene Roddenberry!
On chess - 5/10
>I did not understand the metaphor.

Total score: 7/10, Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, another masterpiece by the boys and girls of Unreal Press. I recommend it to all lovers of pulp sci-fi and supporters of independent /lit/ature. $8.99 on Amazon.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:05 PM No.24567568
>>24567561 (OP)
That's good and all, but is it loli-slop or loli-kino?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:06 PM No.24567570
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>>24567568
Ah, the cunny connoisseur
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:30 PM No.24567592
>>24567561 (OP)
Why is the cover a weird AI gen loli superimposed over an undersea scifi pic?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:55:07 PM No.24567623
>>24567568
The only female child in the book appears in the third story and is hardly described as anything beyond being a symbol of future humanity

>>24567592
A stylistic choice, I’d suppose
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:27:49 PM No.24567945
>>24567561 (OP)
>A Sunken Memory
I liked this one. Would have been a good opener too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:18:25 AM No.24568235
>>24567561 (OP)
Most retarded cover yet
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:51:33 AM No.24568297
did anyone else get a copy with the secret cover?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:22:31 AM No.24568357
>>24567561 (OP)
Now that /wng/ took off you’d have to be retarded to care about the drama of these discord trannies. I did like how they all shat their pants when a bio hole joined the discord. After weeks and weeks of their narcissism and shouting into the void, never reviewing or reading anyone else’s writing (not even the other stories in their volumes!), a womanhole shows up and immediately everyone in the circlejerk started falling over themselves to read her stuff.
It makes it even better knowing that the last time a woman joined the discord they did the exact same thing, only to find out the woman wasn’t a woman and never claimed to be and then got banned from the ‘cord
As it stands, last I checked they’re still enamored by AI and most of them see no issue using it to reach their daily word count.
All serious authors on /lit/ selfpub their work as a webnovel.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:11:15 AM No.24568455
>>24568297
Are you telling me there's a version of the cover without a loli? sounds kind of gay
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:31:55 AM No.24568715
Somebody should review all the stories in all the editions so far. I know there was one issue that didn't really have a presence here when it came out.