Ahem... I've brought you all here today for the /lit/ Sunday dinner to tell you that you are all a bunch of pseuds and midwits, and I've had it with the lot of you

>>24568004 (OP)
there was once a fish named gideon. gideon the fish was a very good fish and had lots of friends. however, he had seen lots of his friends die whenever there was curious looking food. gideon avoided curious looking food.

Ok but you're going to give us food right?

>>24568023
I'm going to SHOW you the food then take it away
Food is for winners

>>24568004 (OP)
Its like Monday in an hour but anyway.

Let us first pray and thank the god that he killed himself and that the existence of our universe can feed onto his cadaver. Amen

We are all a big pseud-family that doesn't know how to read. Family is import and every happy family is alike. I hope the future brings actual quality threads.

>>24568004 (OP)
nice now sit down and enjoy your liver fried bananas like the rest of us are

>>24568004 (OP)
Paul Scofield is such a good actor.

>be me
>small and misshapen
>face smeared with feces
>peer at everyone with dull hostility silently chewing a turd
feels good man, love /lit/ picnics

I thought this was /ck/ and I am not disappointed

>>24568004 (OP)
That's not what happened, Quiz Show is kino beyond kino