Books to ease me into suicide please

>>24569086 (OP)
The Myth of Sisyphus

Take the hope pill

>>24569086 (OP)
Gay

Edouard Leve - Suicide

>>24569086 (OP)
VALIS

>>24569086 (OP)
Your personal diary.

Reject sucide, embrace Islam.

Take the Shahada, establish Salat.

Read the Koran, learn the Five Pillars.

>>24569086 (OP)
i am alive so i wouldnt know what to recommend.

>noo dont kill urself ur so alive haha

im not letting you loosh harvest me with a classic reverse weakness feign pity hope spirit energy farm.

wait this isnt /x/ wtf

>>24569095
>english literature
I too want to kill myself after reading 2 paragraph of prose on describing an empty house or an entire page describing how the morning air is fresh with sensory soc using archaic language yadda yadda stuff.
Anyone in here want to kill themselves? Read english literature, read their prose. That's an insta exit for you. Even if you dont want to kill yourself, reading english lit would ridden your soul with guilt due to how you waste 15 or 20 minutes of your life reading how the summer sun is hot while it took you like 30 second to go outside of your house to see (and feel) for yourselves how the sun in summer is indeed, hot.
Shakespear and sherlock is fine though

>>24569086 (OP)
google how chill nitrite suicides are

>>24569086 (OP)
If you need to convince yourself to commit suicide then you don't actually want to kill yourself, retard. Give it a week and you'll forget about whatever it is that you're clitty is leaking over

>>24569656

where are the jews? ??

>>24570331
>>24569656
Bertotle's pamphlet is looking at country data from the World Health Organization classified according to religion per country, so "Atheism" is communist atheist countries like China and the USSR, "Christian" is generally the Socialist European countries like Italy, Iceland, Sweden, or Clinton's America, and "Muslim" countries refers to the George HW Bush's American-led Islamic countries like Morocco, Bahrain, or Kuwait where the west could get reliable non-manipulated data from, not to communist countries like Iran or Afghanistan. To see what the rates for "Jewish" would be just look at the WHO data for Israel, it's about 4/100k in 2021, which is about the same as Muslim countries not ruled by America (like Iran, Iraq, Afghnaistan, or Pakistan). https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/death-rate-from-suicides-ghe

>>24569089
Not sure if you're being ironic or you're retarded

>>24569086 (OP)
The conspiracy against the human race by Thomas Ligotti

>>24569086 (OP)
>I'm totally going to kill myself, but not right now.
KYS. Oh wait, you never will

>>24569718
Kek

>>24569086 (OP)
I think Anthony read Plato's Fedon before impaling himself on his gladius

>>24569718
Jane austen has not a single line of description in her novels, while I can think of plenty of frogs who fit your description of English lit, Balzac above all