Shakespeare authorship discussion is the funniest shit ever
>An example is the claim that he was an Arab whose real name was "Sheikh Zubayr". This was first proposed in the 19th century as a joke by Ahmad Faris al-Shidyaq, but developed seriously by Iraqi writer Safa Khulusi in the 1960s. It was later endorsed by Muammar Gaddafi.
>As early as 1897, George Newcomen had suggested Shakespeare was an Irishman, a certain Patrick O'Toole of Ennis.
>Freud came to suspect that Shakespeare was of French descent, and his name a corruption of "Jacques Pierre"

>>24574495 (OP)
He was Turkish actually, and his real name is Şeyh Pir

I was Shakesphere

>>24574583
>doesn't know how to write own name
checks out

>>24574495 (OP)
I cannot WAIT until this useful idiot gets suicided by forty bullets to the back of his head

>>24574590
Andrew Tate is a meme. The only people that look up to him are niggers and 12 year olds. Honestly, he's based in my book since he scams niggers out of thousands of dollars with his Hustler's University.

>>24574624

why does your little racist mind think black ppl would be interested in him? they do what they want already, Cuh.

Stratfordians are thin-skinned crybabies.

>Freud came to suspect that Shakespeare was of French descent, and his name a corruption of "Jacques Pierre"
i cracked up at this more than the usual arab/nigger wewuzzing

>>24574697
I don't understand the arab wewuzzing, history wise they're probably the third greatest after the Europeans and the Chinese (if we take middle-eastern civilization as a homogenized blob, which is what we're doing with so-called ''western'' civilization anyways so idc same principle of categorization)

>>24575038
And no, Indian civilization is ridiculously overrated, it doesn't matter how many saars insist on it. The west reigns supreme, China is a step bellow and after that come the muslims.

>>24575043
*below, also Japanese don't rank very high either. Modern Japan arguably being the best place on earth or the impressive run post-meiji doesn't propel them beyond the muzzies or the chinese. Pure recency bias

>>24575047
Europe (and everything European adjacent) followed by its Other: i.e. Persia at first and later the variety of muzzies and different states which finally concludes in the pacification of the Ottomans. And China (which is also a homogenized blob in its own way) squeezes in between the two just for the sake of longevity.

>>24574495 (OP)
It's not impossible that someone Williams background wrote those plays.
There are once in a millennium geniuses.
It is unbelievable that a /lit/ once in a millennium genius wrote those plays and nothing else.
/lit/ once in a millennium geniuses don't shut the fuck up. They write about and give their unsolicited opinion about anything and everything. Women, politics, optics, what is good in love and bad in literature, how to brew coffee best, cats vs dogs, which nationality is the most annoying, and so on.

William simply does not behave like a genius.

>>24574670
>impossibru
>kelly & dee: exist

>>24575070
It's all just cope. Shakespeare not being some oxbridge posho fucks with some folks worldview. They can't accept it so they have to cope, I like the man but just look at Enoch Powell making the case: it's all just cope.

>>24574495 (OP)
William Shakespeare was an Estonian shaman bard - Finno Ugrians have a special religious reverence for singing - originally called Seiki Pero from the whereabouts of Tartu. His plays, although dealing with English history, tell in encoded terms the real history of Estonia.
Everyone knows this.

>>24575070
But according to your own logic, whoever DID write those plays didn't do what you said a genius would do either. Apparently this genius didn't even care enough about his own work that he couldn't bother to contest when some random illiterate stole it and claimed his genius as his own.

If Francis Bacon wrote all of Shakespeare, who wrote Francis Bacon?

>>24574495 (OP)
>>Freud came to suspect that Shakespeare was of French descent, and his name a corruption of "Jacques Pierre"
This sounds plausible though.

>>24574495 (OP)

>>24575100
are you dumb?

>>24574495 (OP)
>Shakespeare authorship discussion is the funniest shit ever

Yes it is laughable. UNLESS we are discussing the possibility that he may have actually been a black woman as evidence suggests.

>>24575038
>greatest after the Europeans

>E*rope
>the source of industrial revolution
>great
You have to go back.

>>24574495 (OP)
This is possibly the greatest webm /lit/ has ever seen

>>24575466
>the possibility that he may have actually been a black woman as evidence suggests.
don't forget jewish, a black jewish woman.

>>24575482
Now you are forgetting queer. A black jewish queer woman

>>24575038
Decline hurts, and Arabs have been declining for centuries. It especially stings when they see themselves Westernising culturally.

>>24575084
>he doesnt know that the Võru codex was a forgery

>>24574495 (OP)
Bacon coauthored the poems in a sense. Euripedes wrote Shakespeare when Aristotle projected an English spin on the "lost plays" of Euripedes and tucked them away at Glastonbury to be unearthed and passed off by his 16th century avatar Lord Bacon. Euripedes got the same thing done to him by Anaxagoras who was able to save them from Atlantis and preserve them for future generations. Nothing is written in human language that the Atlanteans didn't make, so be humble about recognizing white "genius" like Shakespeare, because all geniuses go back to blacker and blacker civilizations like Greek Islanders, Egyptians, Ethiopians, and ultimately the Blackest people from the deepest trenches of the Atlantean wars.

>>24575938
I think I read this too

>>24575401
>gets exiled from court
>muh dark lady
>that means she was black
It's shit like this is why no one takes you seriously.

>>24574495 (OP)
it's Sex Sphere, he was an alien from a sexual metadimension

He was just like me in every way :D