Why hasn't anyone written the great incel novel yet?

>>24583019 (OP)
pic unrelated? being an incel is involuntary, as per the very name 'incel'
and there's plenty of incel literature throughout history

>>24583019 (OP)
Beowulf is essentially about not getting pussy.

yeah. that chud is volcel. or mgtow, like our grampas used to say

>>24583019 (OP)
Sure, let's write a novel where
>the protagonist does nothing
>the protagonist never falls in love
>the protagonist doesn't talk to anyone
>the protagonist doesn't go anywhere
oh, and of course
>nothing ever happens

>>24583031
Sounds kino

>>24583019 (OP)
>make an effort to get a women with money
NO
>Pay whores for sex
YES

>>24583023
Nothing in live is involuntary because life is a dream produced by ourselves.
>>24583019 (OP)
How would it get published? Or distributed to enough people capable of perceiving its value?
Why hasn't anyone written the great incel novel yet?
They probably have
>And no one knows, at sight a masterpiece.

>>24583031
there's plenty of these

>>24583025
>Beowulf
>novel

>no one has written the great incel novel
>no one has written the great neet novel
>no one has written the great cuckold novel

>>24583019 (OP)
None of those strategies work and it’s not young men’s fault.

>>24583031
Metamorphosis

>>24583031
Written over 200 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Journey_Around_My_Room

>>24583104
>the great incel novel
Hunchback of Notre Dame
>great neet novel
Oblomov
>great cuckold novel
Venus in Furs

>>24583104
>no one has written the great cuckold novel
Ulysses?

>>24583125
>42 day confinement to his bedroom
42 days haha that's crazy

>>24583023
>incel means
Fucking nothing. It’s just nerd/loser/retard/creep/pedo, whatever the context requires. We go through this every 5-10 years with some new buzzword. The “erm ackchully” stage is just wasting your own time, you’ll never establish a boundary for it, do you imagine your petty whining is stronger than the human hivemind?

>>24583188
no, it only means what it meant originally (involuntary celibacy)
no amount of normie distortion changes that
if you equate it to the charicature of a terminally online woman hating loser, you're wrong and should get off the internet

>>24583169
Yeah I know haha. Who can just handle and do that haha.

>>24583031
Skill issue

>>24583031
>>24583019 (OP)
It's called Oblomov

Nothing Ever Happens is honestly a great name for a novel and its central theme.

>>24583019 (OP)
I got a third of the way through it, posted the first chapter on /wg/, and they told me it was boring. I dropped it and started a different project.

>>24583311
I despise this "nothing ever happens" meme. It's indicative of the childishness the internet has wrought.

It's hoping for a catastrophe with real-world consequences because it would be entertaining on social media. No one who posts this should be considered credible in any way.

>>24583587
great observation

>Waaahhhh I can't get no pussy :((((
>Please feel bad for me even though I despise you
>Waaaahhh I don't care if I'm ugly and a terrible human being, the foids better give me pussy

>>24583104
>no one has written the great cuckold novel
The Sun Also Rises

>>24583031
Nigger

>>24583593
>epic strawman quoting

>>24583300
BAAAAASED

Incels need to praise Thomas Bernhard as their messiah. The perfect model for incel novel is present in Bernhard.

>>24583019 (OP)
>Why hasn't anyone written the great incel novel yet?
Die Leiden des jungen Werthers?

>>24583747
He was a simp not an incel.

>>24583747
Modern incels are nothing like the melancholic neurotics of the past.

>>24583019 (OP)
>Get a hobby where you can meet new women
>No
Well what hobby shall I get
I only like reading and gooning

>>24583747
Didn‘t read it award

>>24583587
the "nothing ever happens" meme says more about the histrionic journalists who always make a mountain of a molehill than the audience whose neurotransmitters they fried

>>24583587
It's a manifestation of the desire for an end to the status quo.

>>24583019 (OP)
>lefty femcel who blames their fake disabilities for everything x reactionary incel who blames Jews for everything
Books with this matchup? They're perfect counterparts

Dosto has written quite a few

>>24583031
Based department

>>24583031
So the choice is between a romance tale, or doing nothing?

>>24583104
ahhh yes... my diary.

>>24583188
Its just a slur directed towards autistic people. Good reason to hire a lawyer. Niggers, women, gays all had their liberation movements now its time for ours.

>>24583304
He still gets laid and has a family

>>24583019 (OP)
That’s because no one will ever beat the GOAT and literally Hamlet-tier first person masterpiece My Twisted World.

>As time progressed, I realized how hopeless everything in my life was. The chances that I will ever riseto power and right the wrongs of the world were extremely slim. I had absolutely no idea or plan of how to acquire any sort of power. It was naïve of me to think that I could one day become a dictator. The only thing I could do was fantasize about it. My whole world twisted even deeper into darkness and despair as my depressing life continued on. My hatred for people who have sex festered inside me like a plague. I frequently went on walks around town to brood over how hopeless and unfair everything was. It was better than being stuck in my roomall the time. When I saw young couples walking around at the mall, my anger and hatred intensified greatly. It was the worst torture ever to see them making out and being intimate. My life, if you can call it a life, was living hell.

https://www.karenfranklin.com/files/rodger_manifesto.pdf

Houellebecq is your man.

>>24583593
No pussy no work-y. Simple as.

>>24584287
Anything men do, they do to get pussy.

>>24583031
Literally this book. Pure suifuel.

>>24583104
>no one has written the great cuckold novel

>>24583031
Welcome to the basis of the Nouveau Roman, anon.

>>24583019 (OP)
It's called My Twisted World.

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