Thread 24598510

>Tomorrow is JK Rowling’s 60th birthday. So, as well as wishing her many happy returns, I feel it’s the perfect time to reflect on the qualities that have made this monumentally successful author stand out from the crowd. Obviously there’s her epic imagination, her mastery of plot, her flair for page-turning prose. Above all else, though, she has something that makes her practically unique in the current cultural landscape.

>It’s called a spine.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/30/60-jk-rowling-national-hero-spineless-critics/

Well, /lit/? What have you achieved?

>>24598510 (OP)
> It’s called a spine.
Pretty sure it’s called Twitter and tranny induced psychosis
Also the only reason this bitch hates troons so much is because she hates men. I don’t trust her.

>>24598510 (OP)
I've not read or watched Harry Potter and I know Rowling is still a mega SJW feminist in a lot of ways, but her being such a vocal TERF in spite of it all is not only funny but extremely based

She's also a sexy gilf

>>24598540
>this is what brits think qualifies as sexy
Grim.

>>24598510 (OP)
blasting cigarillos with jk would be pretty sweet

>There are three different books I could do after Strike, all of which I’ve started because I’m a deranged workaholic. The one I’m planning to finish first is futuristic, but not a space odyssey, sorry. Definitely earthbound.
Are you going to read it?

>>24598510 (OP)
I thought her critics were mainly cockless rather than spineless.

>>24598565
>they're getting flushed out of favor faster
Is there evidence for this?

>>24598544
There's nothing wrong with her, you fag.

>>24598510 (OP)
>What have her spineless critics achieved
Don't give a shit about the article or the topic at hand, but this is the dumbest shit you could ever say in response to criticism.

>>24598510 (OP)
I have always found her so hot. I wouldn't say no to a night of magic sex with her.

>>24598510 (OP)
She's based for her hatred of trannies. But that's only because she sees them as men, which she also hates.

>>24598540
>She's also a sexy gilf
*would*

>>24598523
I think it's the constant death threats she gets

>>24598523
If she hates men so much, why did she make her main protagonist of her debut novel a cis boy?

>>24599885
The same reason the author name on the cover of her books hides her gender

>>24599885
Misandrists separate between man and boy. It is only in teenager-hood that a young mother may see her rapist / abusive lover rise and repeat again in her son.

27 years from now she will die peacefully in her sleep in a large estate in Surrey and trannies worldwide will celebrate it like a victory. They'll post that witch is dead song.

>>24599929
Tranny life expectancy doesn't quite reach that far

>>24599933
Falsenuke
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamison_Green

YWN smoke cigars and drink 50 year-old whiskey with her, sitting on the massive deck of her Antiguan villa, as the sun goes down all pink and violet and the stars come out and in the haze and confusion of that drunken evening her lips find yours or vice versa and in the morning the sheets are a wet jumble and as you wake and look at her your first thought is "I wish she produced eggs. I wish I could make her pregnant."

>>24599973
She's married btw.

>>24599974
>She's married btw.
Good. She won't get all clingy. I'd let her have fun with me, though.

>>24599974
Just say you don't spend time with mature women lil bro. They congregate at gin bars on Friday evenings and leer at all the young men and say filthy things.

>>24599986
Yes. It's quite despicable.

>>24598523
The funny thing is she's literally never once said anything remotely hateful or disparaging against trans people. She said that men shouldn't be put into women prisons and that men shouldn't compete against women in sports. That's it. That's the full extent of her "hatred".

>>24600002
Especially when they yank toward them and plonk you on an empty seat and tell you how happy you will one day make a women and how many girlfriends you must have and clean your collar and stroke your hair. It's abominable

>>24600023
I would be absolutely infuriated if some old woman did this to me while I was in a bar.

>>24599910
dude omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read on /lit
thanks bro

>>24599910
WUT
JUST LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP HIDES HIS "GENDER" BY BEING CALLED PRESIDENT?!?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
FUCK PRONOUNS -
WHAT ARE YOUR NOUNS?
HOW MANY OF YOUR NOUNS HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO BEST SELLING BOOKS?
ONE?
NONE?
KEEP SCRATCHING AWAY IN YOUR SPECIAL MOLESKINE LIL LIT BRO!

>>24598510 (OP)
>>24598544
She has aged quite well, considering she: drinks, smokes and (most remarkably ) is an Anglo woman

>>24599973
mccarthyesque

>>24600076
>>24600088
From her wikipedia page referencing a biography of her:
>Staff at Bloomsbury Publishing suggested that she use two initials rather than her full name, anticipating that young boys – their target audience – would not want to read a book written by a woman.

>>24599974
As JK’s favorite author once wrote: “Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken”

>>24598510 (OP)
I prefer the trannies (the cute ones at least)

>>24598579
no no that’s the issue. they have cocks but want puss treatment

>>24600017
The tweet that started it all was one were she made fun of the term "people who menstruate" to refer to cis women.
Do you think trannies just laughed it off and explained that it could refer to other women? No, they tried to crucify her and force her to apologize but it backfired hard on them when she doubled down and become transphobic for real.

Has she ever been interviewed on her trans views?