Thread 24675146

You will be supporting Jordan Castro (a known 4chan user) when his sophomore novel, Muscle Man, comes out in two weeks, won't you /lit/?
You did also read The Novelist, right /lit/? You were able to appreciate Castro's Bernhardian and Nicholson Bakeresque influences?

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790529/muscle-man-by-jordan-castro/

>>24675146 (OP)
ok

>>24675146 (OP)
I don't read browns

>>24675146 (OP)
You did suck my cock, right Jordan? You were able to appreciate my veiny member on your tongue and my hairy balls in your mouth?

>>24675165
Jordan Castro is white.
>>24675160
You really should read The Novelist. It's a great read. One of the few novels that really gets the internet age right. 4chan is always complaining about contemporary novels not being able to capture the information age in a realistic manner, well The Novelist does that.

>>24675197
>>Jordan Castro is white
>The white male author is back (although, Jordan is 1/4 Jewish and 1/4 Filipino)
Ok, champ.

>>24675146 (OP)
I did read The Novelist.
The summary of my thoughts is an excerpt from it:
>It was all, in large part, half-formed sentiment and navel-gazing drivel, seeming more to have dribbled out of the author’s mouth than been penned with any intent.

I wrote a review, but that expresses it well enough.

>>24675146 (OP)
>a known 4chan user
/pol is not the same as /lit

I don't read shitskins as a rule, sorry.

While it had its occasional moments, I did not care for The Novelist.

>>24675178
You are disgusting, Gabe.

>>24675146 (OP)
I hated the Novelist. This is a Brat board, Jordan.

I did, however, read Woodcutters (good) because of the Novelist, and while I can see the parallels at a glance, the Novelist is a boring, shallow slog.

>>24675392
Leave Gabe alone.

>>24675401
He doesn't look like that anymore. He's obese and looks like a gayer version of JonTron.

>>24675655
Twink death precedes greatness.

>>24675178
I hope this is not you, Honor.

>someone from 4chan got published by fucking Penguin Random House
>I can't even get an agent

Kill me.

>>24675239
Damn this would be tremendously unsurprising considering how much the summary sounds like a smarmy parody of people who don‘t want to be around faggy contemporary culture.

>>24675655
Gassification

>>24675655
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me...

>Muscle man
You know who else wrote a gay-ass book?

>>24676747
Who? Nietzsche? He wrote a whole book about the science of sucking cocks and taking dicks up the bum.

>>24675146 (OP)
>Muscle Man
My Father’s Diet did it better