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Nobel Prize - October 9
Next week, the Nobel Academy will bestow this year's prize in Literature. Who do you think will win?
Anonymous No.24765275 [Report] >>24765309
Some poet from Sri Lanka no one's ever heard of and whom nobody can read because poetry cannot be translated.
Anonymous No.24765295 [Report] >>24765309
>>24765261 (OP)
woman
Anonymous No.24765309 [Report] >>24765319 >>24767240 >>24777212
Making the low-percentage play of betting on Pynchon. Tricky to get him out to an award ceremony, not to mention other considerations >>24765275 >>24765295
Anonymous No.24765319 [Report]
>>24765309
Pinecone ain't ever winning.
Anonymous No.24765340 [Report] >>24772944
Houellebecq
Anonymous No.24765343 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
I haven't published anything yet but I'm hoping they'll recognise my potential.
Anonymous No.24765351 [Report] >>24777212
Han Kang getting a nobel (lowercase intended) over the old Pynchmeister makes it clear that the prize is little more than a joke.
Anonymous No.24765405 [Report] >>24765569 >>24782582
maybe brown-, maybe black-, maybe yellow- flavoured globohomo shit this year. Perhaps a brave, unadulterated opposition to President Two-Scoops' unconscionable anti-democratic acts like deporting illegal aliens or otherwise enforcing laws that might actually make the country tolerable to its citizenry.
Anonymous No.24765424 [Report]
Hopefully Murnane wins. He is the only deserving candidate
Anonymous No.24765430 [Report] >>24765572 >>24765748 >>24765913 >>24766814 >>24768525 >>24770159
>>24765261 (OP)
Tomás González, Piedad Bonnett, Lazlo Krasznahorkai, PYNCHON, Gospódinov
P.S. Y'all mfs don't know shit about literature
Anonymous No.24765446 [Report] >>24783291
i don't think they could really swing pynchon - not because his work isn't good enough, but because they always try and make like the author they give it to has somehow done something soul enriching or worthy and pynchon just writes fun weird books that don't have that nobel vibe they're into

i would personally like anne carson to win, or better still someone i don't know but who turns out to be really good when i check them out
Anonymous No.24765558 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
Probably some woke leftist who wrote a book about blaming white people for everything and how much they hate them.
Anonymous No.24765569 [Report] >>24765639
>>24765405
Imagine unironically thinking the orange retard is a good president.
Anonymous No.24765571 [Report] >>24765913
>>24765261 (OP)
Thomas Ligotti
Anonymous No.24765572 [Report] >>24765913
>>24765430
>Gospódinov
I'm Bulgarian and I couldn't read two pages from his books. At least the Nobel laureates I've read could write.
Anonymous No.24765573 [Report] >>24765913
jesus who cares anymore.
Give it to trump for his book.
Anonymous No.24765639 [Report] >>24765654
>>24765569
he's been great on the border so far. If anything he's been too moderate with deportations. Hopefully we get some action on birthright citizenship, and toss out the somalians/haitian/assorted african scum from maine, minnesota, and the like.
Anonymous No.24765654 [Report]
>>24765639
>Hopefully we get some action on birthright citizenship
he should have forced congress to pass it. But this orange monkey doesnt understand US Government 101 and only moans and cries at congress when they dont give him his budget or approve his candidates fast enough.
He genuinely does not seem to understand the US form of government at all (just like the general population).
Anonymous No.24765703 [Report] >>24765840
Nobel is a simp award. Give me the Pulitzer.
Anonymous No.24765706 [Report]
My diary desu
Anonymous No.24765748 [Report] >>24765913
>>24765430
Yeah, Krasznahorkai is a glaring omission. I hope he wins.
Anonymous No.24765828 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
I will put five bucks on Yan Lianke please.
Anonymous No.24765840 [Report] >>24765860
>>24765703
This. A Pulitzer Prize in Literature pretty much guarentees work and prestige for life.
Anonymous No.24765860 [Report] >>24767933
>>24765840
thats because its jewish and in New York City, America.
Anonymous No.24765913 [Report] >>24765951
>>24765430
BASED
>>24765571
Nah, he good but not that good
>>24765572
TURBOPLEB
>>24765573
shut up lil baby
>>24765748
CHAD
Anonymous No.24765927 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
People still give a shit about this?
Anonymous No.24765928 [Report]
they should seethemaxx and give it to an israeli
Anonymous No.24765951 [Report]
>>24765913
>Nah, he good but not that good
Biased litfic reader
Anonymous No.24766718 [Report] >>24766791
Its Vollmanns year
Anonymous No.24766774 [Report]
Some brownoid woman or Dutch faggot.
Anonymous No.24766791 [Report]
>>24766718
Let's fucking hope so!
Anonymous No.24766814 [Report]
>>24765430
>Lazlo Krasznahorka
Please no
Anonymous No.24767240 [Report] >>24767279 >>24783059
>>24765309
why would they vote for Pinecone if he will never go to the ceremony?
Anonymous No.24767251 [Report]
Give it to me. I've never written anything, but it also means I've also had the decency of not fucking up literature even further.
Anonymous No.24767279 [Report]
>>24767240
They don't even know who pynchon is
Anonymous No.24767284 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
You guys better hope I win or else I'm going to shit in all of your pants'.
Anonymous No.24767317 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
Cărtărescu of Krasznahorkai, of toch Nooteboom? ;)
Anonymous No.24767569 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
dei award
Anonymous No.24767594 [Report]
Asian-American diaspora literature perhaps?
Anonymous No.24767620 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
I am 80% certain that Pynchon will win it
Anonymous No.24767933 [Report]
>>24765860
>New York City
One of the only places that matters.
Anonymous No.24768037 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
In general, I don't like who they chose. In fairness, I try to read some selections of their chosen winner. I just don't understand. Some of their selections just seem so bad. Take for instance Handke. You can read his journals ("The Weight of the World"). Here are some of his writings :

"April chill in the schoolroom"

"I am accessible to criticism only within the limits of my ideas of myself."

"Try scratching yourself in a different direction."

"The park policeman holds out his bunch of keys like a tommy gun."

"A monkey wrench feel from the scaffolding and hit the sidewalk with a clank: the doorbell rang; I woke up."

Absolute nonsense. And how about Ernaux? I found her writing interesting, but just seems so auto-fiction centric and very narccisstic. I feel they like they often chose writers who live totally in their own mind (who knows maybe Murnane or Knausgard will win)...echo for Dylan, Gluck and Kang. I know you all don't read black men, but Gurnah seemed more deserving than most. Torchozuck wasn't too bad either. Unfortunately, it seems like anybody who has something intersting to say about the broader world (Vollmann, McCarthy, Houllebecq) are at a disadvantage.

Given all the choices, I feel that Volmann would be the most deserving given his wide range of relevant topics, and the fact that he does a better job of telling stories from multiple perspectives and not stuck in his own head like so many others. Anne Carson or Pierre Michon or Tom Stoppard would be interesting choices as well.
Anonymous No.24768047 [Report]
I heard once the Nobel is a career award. Is that even true?
Anonymous No.24768051 [Report] >>24776544
A Palestinian woman, but one whose work is not super political
Anonymous No.24768525 [Report] >>24768529
>>24765430
I can't believe this is the only real answer in this post.
Fuck all of you, you fucking trooner posters.
I hate you all.
Anonymous No.24768529 [Report] >>24768535
>>24768525
you act like the prize means shit. Oh yes, we had quite intelligent lists last year and then they gave it to Hang Chang Ching Chong "woe is me I'm a post wall roastie" Kang. Despair!
Anonymous No.24768535 [Report] >>24768541
>>24768529
get fucked you mong
I bet you haven't finished a book in your life
Anonymous No.24768541 [Report]
>>24768535
>defending Rang Tang Ding Dong
>calling others mong(oloid)
at least I can speak english
Anonymous No.24768998 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.24769011 [Report] >>24769171
>>24765261 (OP)
>Who do you think will win?
Some faggot.
Anonymous No.24769160 [Report] >>24784198
>>24765261 (OP)
If Krasznahorkai doesn't win it, I'll be so pissed. They've made it clear that they're going to omit American writers in favor of European writers, so they at least ought to give it to him instead of yet another Nord that nobody's heard of.
Anonymous No.24769170 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
I think it'd be fun if they gave it to another philosopher besides Bergson, especially if the definition of literature is so wide that Bob Dylan counts. Maybe Habermas or Sloterdijk could get it, although I doubt the latter will given the smears against him (by Habermas, among others).
Anonymous No.24769171 [Report] >>24769942
>>24769011
You think OP has a chance?
Anonymous No.24769852 [Report]
Mircea Catarescu
Anonymous No.24769942 [Report]
>>24769171
If he has written something, then yes.
Anonymous No.24770159 [Report]
>>24765430
>Krasznahorkai
Seems like a prime candidate desu.
Anonymous No.24770163 [Report] >>24776544
>>24765261 (OP)
Some black/brown woman who writes about the eternal racism and how evil colonialism is
Anonymous No.24771709 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o
Anonymous No.24771776 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
It might be a year for the Bulgarians…not counting Garth Greenwell of course.
Anonymous No.24771780 [Report] >>24771911 >>24772788 >>24772798 >>24772841 >>24772869 >>24772931 >>24772948 >>24774262 >>24775922 >>24777231 >>24777912 >>24780272 >>24783604 >>24784216
Here are the betting odds for the nobel

Gerald Murnane – 5/1
László Krasznahorkai – 6/1
Cristina Rivera Garza – 9/1
Haruki Murakami – 11/1
Mircea Cărtărescu – 11/1
Thomas Pynchon – 11/1
Can Xue – 14/1
Enrique Vila-Matas – 14/1
Michel Houellebecq – 14/1
Alexis Wright – 17/1
Jamaica Kincaid – 17/1
Salman Rushdie – 17/1
Anne Carson – 19/1
César Aira – 19/1
Carl Frode Tiller – 19/1
Colm Tóibín – 19/1
Ersi Sotiropoulos – 19/1
Péter Nádas – 19/1
Pierre Michon – 19/1
Raul Zúrita – 19/1
Karl Ove Knausgaard – 21/1
Helle Helle – 24/1
Isabel Allende – 24/1
Ko Un – 24/1
Milton Hatoum – 24/1
Yoko Tawada – 24/1
Elena Poniatowska – 29/1
Homero Aridjis – 29/1
Joyce Carol Oates – 29/1
Ludmila Ulitskaja – 29/1
Margaret Atwood – 34/1
Paul Simon – 49/1
Stephen King – 49/1
Anonymous No.24771911 [Report] >>24772800 >>24785837
>>24771780
wtf, I thought everyone just ignored /lit/'s Murnanefag by now,

but the Nobel committee read his posts?
Anonymous No.24772788 [Report]
>>24771780
Please let it be either Laszlo or Pynchon
Anonymous No.24772798 [Report] >>24772854 >>24783582
>>24771780
>Haruki Murakami
I don't know how anyone takes this seriously.
Anonymous No.24772800 [Report]
>>24771911
Cope and seethe
Anonymous No.24772841 [Report]
>>24771780
>Stephen King – 49/1
If Donald Trump can appear on a US dollar coin then anything can happen in this timeline
Anonymous No.24772854 [Report] >>24773009 >>24773091
>>24772798
it's hilarious to see him still in there even as his normie relevance has seemingly plummeted in the past decade. by now i assume the pollsters just stick him in because all the idiots thought it would be him for so long
Anonymous No.24772869 [Report] >>24773011 >>24773293 >>24776544
>>24771780
>Cristina Rivera Garza – 9/1
I'm going with her. Lots of prizes and accomplishments, sociocultural points, kind of literally who but also not. Prime Nobel shit.

Anne Carson is a good one, but they gave a North American woman poet (Gluck) one recently.

Murnane, Krasznahorkai, and Can Xue might be in the running in years to come if they keep putting work out.

Murakami and Houellebecq have never been in the running lol. Same with Cărtărescu, Vila-Matas, and Aira, they're kind of just New Direction-esque memes aren't they? And Pynchon is just gonna be one of the ones who never got it and should have got it, that's just how it is.

Kincaid and Rushdie missed their chance.

The one that is most distantly possible but still possible but would be pretty hilarious would be Isabel Allende.
Anonymous No.24772878 [Report] >>24782974 >>24784203
I know we all hate the Nobel Prize but their record over the past 15 years hasn't been too bad. Fosse, Handke, Ishiguro, Modiano, and Llosa are all deserved. If we grade women on their own curve, you can even say Ernaux and Munro are deserved, maybe even Alexievich because her Chernobyl book is really cool.
Anonymous No.24772931 [Report]
>>24771780
Putting all my bitcoins on GRRM
Anonymous No.24772944 [Report]
>>24765340
Too chuddy.
Anonymous No.24772948 [Report]
>>24771780
Kausgaard or Wellbeck would prove there’s a testicle left in the committee. The odds seem too favourable actually but I assume that’s some gambler bullshit.
Anonymous No.24773009 [Report] >>24773091 >>24781086
>>24772854
His career trajectory in the west has been a disaster since IQ84. Not sure how he is seen in Japan now. I know for most of his career he was seen as too western over there.
Anonymous No.24773011 [Report]
>>24772869
Carson should have got it over Gluck, but that was probably her best chance to get one.
Anonymous No.24773091 [Report] >>24773115
>>24772854
>his normie relevance has seemingly plummeted in the past decade.
>>24773009

how the heck do you guys track these kinds of trends. do you do surveys?
Anonymous No.24773115 [Report]
>>24773091
Vibes
Anonymous No.24773293 [Report]
>>24772869
pynchon has never been in running either
Anonymous No.24773941 [Report] >>24774045 >>24777231
So will the winner be European? African? East Asian? Middle Eastern? Definitely won't be American/Canadian/English speaking. Will the winner have any writings translated in English already?
Anonymous No.24774045 [Report] >>24774076
>>24773941
I could see them going for an Arab writer to make some sort of statement, I just can't think of one that'd be worthy of the prize
Anonymous No.24774076 [Report] >>24774087
>>24774045
I want Saudi Arabia to go full "we bought this" and give it to MSM.
Anonymous No.24774087 [Report] >>24774124
>>24774076
I'm sure he's probably written something more worthwhile than Neil Gaiman or Bob Dylan, I wouldn't even be mad
Anonymous No.24774124 [Report]
>>24774087
Bob Dylan winning was a low point for the Nobel prize.
Anonymous No.24774229 [Report]
didn't some nig rapper win something he oughtnve?
Anonymous No.24774262 [Report]
>>24771780
>Stephen King – 49/1
>Paul Simon – 49/1
>Margaret Atwood – 34/1
>Joyce Carol Oates – 29/1
>Karl Ove Knausgaard – 21/1
kek
>Péter Nádas – 19/1
This I would like to see, and I'll put my imaginary money on it.
Anonymous No.24775480 [Report] >>24783697
>>24765261 (OP)
Anybody like/read Quignard?
Anonymous No.24775922 [Report]
>>24771780
Cristina won the Pulitzer and would be a fuck you to Trump because she is mexican. I want Murnane because i cant get his books where i live
Anonymous No.24776544 [Report]
>>24772869
>>24770163
>>24768051
the award goes to men-women-men-women on alternating years, it'll be a man, probably Krasznahorkai/Murnane or Pynchon (unlikely)
Anonymous No.24776580 [Report]
I have it on good authority that it will be Lewis Woolston. The first Australian since Patrick White and the only Lo-Fi Prose Movement member in the history of the Nobel prize. Hold onto your seats kids; this is the year for Lo-Fi Prose. Rejoice
Anonymous No.24777141 [Report]
Rolling for my man, the Big Don of the Bronx
Anonymous No.24777212 [Report]
>>24765309
>>24765351
Pynchon will never win. The Academy really dislike maximalists and would never even dare award him since the old fucker wouldn't even show up for the ceremony.
Anonymous No.24777231 [Report]
>>24773941
Looking at previous winners a male from Europe or South/Central America seems likely. So if the idiots who put this >>24771780 list together are trustworthy Krasznahorkai seems likely. Hell, perhaps the Academy count Australia as European clay and Murnane will win.
Anonymous No.24777263 [Report]
they're doing more of these? damn, they're pretty insistent. i wonder how they find the energy to keep going at it
Anonymous No.24777483 [Report]
i haven't been following, but has china not captured all of these awards by now? a chinese will win
Anonymous No.24777887 [Report] >>24779364 >>24781065
>>24765261 (OP)
If you peruse through the 123 winners, you will recognise a mere ten names at most. Out of the ten names, only 3 belong to the definitive western canon: Camus, Gabriel Garcia and Saramago.
In other words, it's an irrelevant prize.
Anonymous No.24777912 [Report]
>>24771780
Where do I go to bet all of my money against Pynchon for an easy 9% ROI overnight?
Anonymous No.24779364 [Report] >>24781065
>>24777887
>Heaney
>Neruda
>Beckett
>Hemingway
>Faulkner
>Hesse
>Mann
>Yeats
Anonymous No.24780272 [Report] >>24784208
>>24771780
What were the betting odds for the previous winners?
Gurnah, 80/1?
Han Kang, 40/1?
Jon Fosse, 30/1?
Ernaux, 10/1?
Anonymous No.24781065 [Report]
>>24777887
>>24779364
Ishiguro
Anonymous No.24781086 [Report]
>>24773009
He's not even seen as "actually Japanese," less so than Kojimbo.
Anonymous No.24781269 [Report]
Anne Carson I hope
Anonymous No.24782549 [Report]
Nobel prize of literature will be Amelie Nothomb mark my words
Anonymous No.24782554 [Report]
I really want Pascal Quignard to win
Anonymous No.24782582 [Report] >>24782768
>>24765405
Did you get angry at your own reply halfway through?
Anonymous No.24782721 [Report]
me
Anonymous No.24782768 [Report]
>>24782582
conversational norms here are too advanced for ya, lady
Anonymous No.24782974 [Report] >>24783040
>>24772878
they gave a prize to dylan and tokarczuk, they deserve hatred
Anonymous No.24783040 [Report] >>24783307 >>24783530 >>24784205
>>24782974
Dylan is an intentionally divisive pick, at least it's interesting. But yeah Tokarczuk sucks, like Jelinek many years before, but what's different and really dispiriting is seeing how quickly people have welcomed her. I read her Plowing Etc book and it was weak; her most recent novel, The Empusium, just going off the premise and reviews, sounds astonishingly stupid and lazy, yet no one seems to call it out.
Anonymous No.24783059 [Report]
>>24767240
Because Pynchon deserves the award.
Anonymous No.24783291 [Report]
>>24765446
>I would like Anne Carson to win
Anon...
Anonymous No.24783307 [Report]
>>24783040
>health resort horror story
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GO THE BATHS AND SPRINGS IN GERMANY!! THAT'S NOT HOW MEDICINE WORKS!!
Anonymous No.24783314 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
Someone with the right opinions, genitals, and skin color.
Anonymous No.24783523 [Report]
wish me luck lads
Anonymous No.24783530 [Report] >>24784205
>>24783040
empusium was pretty meh, yeah. books of jacob was really good though and what got her the prize really.
i do think she's one of the weaker winners but not without merit
Anonymous No.24783571 [Report]
gosh i'm so excited!!
Anonymous No.24783582 [Report]
>>24772798
I think whatever betting house has these odds probably doesn't let you bet the field against Murakami
Anonymous No.24783604 [Report]
>>24771780
>Cristina Rivera Garza – 9/1
I'm Mexican and I've never even heard of her but I hope she wins lmao imagine the seethe from all our enemies. Glorious.
Anonymous No.24783697 [Report]
>>24775480
i've only read The Terrace in Rome which I liked but didn't fully get after a single read. I want to try the Mysterious Solidarities though, seems like something right up my alley. it's strange you never see him mentioned in these discussions
Anonymous No.24783942 [Report] >>24783949
>>24765261 (OP)
In how many hours?
Anonymous No.24783949 [Report] >>24783951
>>24783942
13
Anonymous No.24783951 [Report] >>24784156
>>24783949
I don't want to wait that long. Tell them to move it up
Anonymous No.24784153 [Report]
Richard Powers or another tier 2 type us novelist so all the pynchonfags and delilopers get MOGGED
Anonymous No.24784156 [Report]
>>24783951
Ok now it‘s 12.
Anonymous No.24784198 [Report]
>>24769160
They gave it to Louise Glück only 4 years ago.
Anonymous No.24784203 [Report]
>>24772878
Munro is deserved regardless of gender.
Anonymous No.24784205 [Report]
>>24783040
>Plowing Etc

Agreed, very average book. Empusium as a premise is basically designed to make /chan/cels rage, but at least it has some amusing Mann pastiche and nice descriptions of place/heathen idols

>>24783530
This anon gets it: the prize wasn't for her cheap detective novel, it was for making Poles angry
Anonymous No.24784208 [Report]
>>24780272
Ishiguo wasn't even listed as having odds when he won it (was literally getting a haircut when they announced it kek). The Swedes will do what they like.
Anonymous No.24784216 [Report] >>24784271
>>24771780
>Paul Simon
The guy from Simon and Garfunkel?
Anonymous No.24784271 [Report]
>>24784216
Yep
Anonymous No.24784379 [Report]
Apparently Murnane has never left Australia and refuses to fly so that would be a funny win
Anonymous No.24784673 [Report] >>24785334
TOMORROW WE FIND OUT WHO WINS
Anonymous No.24784797 [Report]
i do not respect the nobel prize. thridden.
Anonymous No.24785276 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
Joni Mitchell
Anonymous No.24785312 [Report] >>24785337 >>24785367
It's in an hour right? Is there a stream?
Anonymous No.24785334 [Report]
>>24784673
TODAY
Anonymous No.24785337 [Report]
>>24785312
Yeah I'm on the toilet, streaming
Anonymous No.24785367 [Report]
>>24785312
https://www.youtube.com/live/SaWVus4DtLo?si=E8ndHbHFemQ3JcgS
Gigawriter !!gDg6o0V1b4N No.24785371 [Report] >>24785378
WHO CARES
Anonymous No.24785378 [Report]
>>24785371
The betting market does
Anonymous No.24785383 [Report]
Mediocre prize for mediocre authors.
Anonymous No.24785384 [Report] >>24785386 >>24785396
hoping for a vibe shift away from yet another darkie woman authour. that said, the best authours never won a nobel anyway since industry awards are always middle of the pack
Anonymous No.24785386 [Report] >>24785390
>>24785384
William Faulkner won and he is the best
Anonymous No.24785388 [Report]
I will
Anonymous No.24785390 [Report] >>24785391
>>24785386
jamba juice for americans (derogatory)
Anonymous No.24785391 [Report] >>24785395
>>24785390
lol you could have saved time and just said your country has no prominent authors
Anonymous No.24785395 [Report] >>24785852
>>24785391
countries are for fags
Anonymous No.24785396 [Report] >>24785402 >>24785481
>>24785384
>yet another darkie woman authour
Somewhat surprisingly, only one black woman have ever won the prize (Toni Morrison 1993). I bet Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie will get it within a decade. This year I bet a man will get it.
Anonymous No.24785401 [Report]
lsazlo wonnered
Anonymous No.24785402 [Report]
>>24785396
>lasrighughaszhhasd karkshusfdksdfha
right
Anonymous No.24785404 [Report]
Finally a real writer.
Anonymous No.24785405 [Report]
KRASZNAHORKAIIII LETS GO
Anonymous No.24785406 [Report]
HE WON
Anonymous No.24785407 [Report] >>24785434
vibe shift confirmed
Anonymous No.24785408 [Report]
Journalists on suicide watch trying to spell his name kek
Anonymous No.24785409 [Report] >>24785422
wikipedia already updated
Anonymous No.24785410 [Report] >>24785417
told ya
Anonymous No.24785412 [Report]
Literary awards always have been and always will be pointless.
Anonymous No.24785416 [Report] >>24785420
Boring, predictable and well deserved.
Anonymous No.24785417 [Report]
>>24785410
How did you know?
Anonymous No.24785420 [Report] >>24785423
>>24785416
Because you are a litcel. Normalfags don't know about him
Anonymous No.24785422 [Report]
>>24785409
yeah, I looked him up at 13.01 and it read
>He is the 2025 recipient of the Nobel Prize in Literature.
autists man, autists..
Anonymous No.24785423 [Report]
>>24785420
Well, normies can go fuck themselves.
Anonymous No.24785426 [Report]
it there a literate prize formed as a pen but it looks like a penis and its awarded to people?
I wanna know, cuz it'd look very cool at my bock shelf
Anonymous No.24785428 [Report]
degenerate gambler bros, how much did you win/lose?
Anonymous No.24785429 [Report] >>24785439 >>24785463
now the most important living author and filmmaker are both hungarians who worked together regularly, seems kind of inappropriate
Anonymous No.24785430 [Report] >>24785432
why didn't my man Micheal Crichton win?
Anonymous No.24785432 [Report]
>>24785430
They don't give the award to dead people
Anonymous No.24785434 [Report]
>>24785407
100% based and true literaure pilled, just do his major 80s/90s stuff first, not the flimsy novellas from the 2020s
Anonymous No.24785435 [Report]
First bald Hungarian since 2002!
Anonymous No.24785438 [Report]
Ah, so he is. Well good, about time.
Anonymous No.24785439 [Report]
>>24785429
>now the most important living filmmker
Kek, Tarr literally showed up drunk at Lazslo's door and begged him to collaborate. There is no Tarr without Lazslo because you can watch his film before Lazslo and after Lazslo. There was no Tarr before Lazslo.
Anonymous No.24785451 [Report] >>24785456 >>24785457 >>24785556
so i guess a nonwhite or female is going to win the award next year to keep things even, and we'll have to wait til 2027 for houellebecq to finally win
Anonymous No.24785453 [Report] >>24785912
>watch a stream
>interviews with his publishers, translators etc
>large groups of book normies drinking champagne, being happy and celebrating, talking about literature
Why did I become a book doomer? It could have been me.
Anonymous No.24785456 [Report]
>>24785451
2027 is Pynchons year
Houelewisandthenews can wait til 2029
Anonymous No.24785457 [Report]
>>24785451
Cristina Rivera Garza seems likely, it was a while since latin america got the prize. Houellebecq will never win.
Anonymous No.24785463 [Report] >>24785503
>>24785429
>most important living filmmaker
man, I love Tarr and I'm Hungarian, but at least a couple of living arthouse directors that are debatably just as important as him.
Anonymous No.24785481 [Report] >>24785495
>>24785396
What was up with 1993 for some reason?
Anonymous No.24785484 [Report]
Entertaining /lit/ with Lazlo.
Anonymous No.24785495 [Report]
>>24785481
Did anything else happen?
Anonymous No.24785497 [Report] >>24785503
WE DID IT, SATANTANGO BROS!

What is your favourite scene of it and why is it the two secret political police cops checking the reports?
Anonymous No.24785503 [Report] >>24785512 >>24785530 >>24785553 >>24785562
>>24785463
who?
>>24785497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OvndeiVEhQ
Anonymous No.24785512 [Report]
>>24785503
from the top of my head Wenders, Tsai, Trier, Hsien, Herzog, Apichatpong also has potential but maybe too early to tell.
Anonymous No.24785530 [Report]
>>24785503
Based and blessed choice
Anonymous No.24785532 [Report] >>24785548
That film where the chick beats the cat? So this is the Power of Fart..
Anonymous No.24785548 [Report] >>24785564
>>24785532
Cats need to be culled. They are the biggest menace to local birds.
Total cat death.
Anonymous No.24785553 [Report]
>>24785503
What the fuck is this snoozefest?
Anonymous No.24785556 [Report] >>24785563
>>24785451
wellbeck will never ever ever win
Anonymous No.24785562 [Report] >>24786069
>>24785503
My zoomer brain had to 2x this and double tap 10secs frfr
Anonymous No.24785563 [Report] >>24785571
>>24785556
that's what they said about bob dylan.. next year will be murakami and then houellebecq. screenshot this post
Anonymous No.24785564 [Report] >>24785569
>>24785548
O.K. Birdbrain
Anonymous No.24785569 [Report]
>>24785564
O. K. Catmom
Anonymous No.24785571 [Report] >>24785577
>>24785563
Nobody said that about Dylan because no one could even imagine him as a candidate.

>and then houellebecq. screenshot this post
You are a retard. I will eat my copy of Infinite Jest if Houellebecq ever win. Feel free to screenshot this.
Anonymous No.24785577 [Report] >>24785580
>>24785571
he had a perennial presence in betting odds, obviously some people were imagining him winning
Anonymous No.24785580 [Report]
>>24785577
Murkamommy is always in the betting rosters and he isn't ever winning. The guys who make these odds don't know anything about literature.
Anonymous No.24785765 [Report]
>>24765261 (OP)
My bet is that Krasznahorkai will win
Anonymous No.24785837 [Report]
>>24771911
>/lit/'s Murnanefag
Anonymous No.24785852 [Report]
>>24785395
kek
Anonymous No.24785912 [Report]
>>24785453
you didn't choose the doom life, the doom life chose you
Anonymous No.24786069 [Report]
>>24785562
couldn't you even appreciate it for the asmr?
Anonymous No.24786800 [Report]
Yikes. If the Swedish Academy was so eager to award a white male, it should at least choose a gay man. Colm Toibin would be the perfect choice.
Anonymous No.24787025 [Report]
Snubbed again!