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>>24808813 (OP)
Poor daphne

I'm a virgin who didn't realize he had a huge dick until he tried fucking a fleshlight and it barely fit.

>>24808813 (OP)
Please all kill yourselves so we don't have to block these threads every time

I miss you so much.

Since this generation spends more of their time on the internet and consuming media than any before it, do you think they're have less personal stories to tell than any other previous generation as well? By a significant amount too.

>>24808912
I miss you to

>>24808917
*too

Now fucking go away.

>>24808923
I deliberately misspelled it. I'm not going to stop.

>>24808924
I fucking hate you. Leave me alone. You know I’m not talking about you. I’m so fucking sick of your shit,

>>24808859
My left calf is smaller than my right calf. For the longest time I thought that was how everyone was built, like handedness. Apparently not! How silly I now feel. Add another complex to pile, I suppose.

>>24808912
I forgive you.

>>24808955
For what?

You know what look I can't stand? Those aspie, autist people who have a permanent frown on their face. I've known a few guys like that in school, and the main character in this TV show I'm watching is doing it as well. It's so ridiculous, why would you ever intentionally contort your lips and face into that?

>>24808956
For blaming me.

>>24808963
I don't intentionally do that. It's resting bitch face.

>>24808964
I’m not the one who needs forgiveness.

>>24808976
You used insulting language.

>>24808976
I forgive you for saying that.

>>24808990
If you’re talking about when I told you to fuck off, then I meant it. Now fucking stop.

Maybe if you say I miss you in 100 more threads Ari will stop thinking you are a crazy bitch and take you back

>>24809005
I don’t miss him, I don’t think about him, and I have no interest in interacting with him ever again.

>>24809009
Bitch please. You are going to die alone. You aren't good enough to keep a man. They will always find someone better. You are just a place holder used for practice.

I miss my kitty.

>>24809015
You’re clearly maladjusted and lashing out at me as a way of coping with your miserable life. Therefore, your perception of me is irrelevant. I don’t care about what you think.

>>24809009
>I don’t miss him, I don’t think about him
I doubt the first part. The second part is demonstrably false. I believe you're a woman because you can't be coherent, don't grasp the idea of what it means to be coherent.

>>24809032
Splitting hairs, are we? Time to pack it up.

>>24809038
Pack what up you deranged bitch?

>>24809038
Don't listen to them. They're misogynists.

>>24809049
I know but my horoscope said I should stand up for myself.

>>24809062
Horoscope? What the heck... That's so weird.

>>24809062
Nice LARP, but I don’t believe in astrology.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzNeh4Mq1o

>>24809071
Sorry guys, I'm confused because I'm on my period and a woman. This is really me and astrology is my life.

>>24809107
Can you fucking stop? If you’re going to LARP as me then try not to be so embarrassingly bad at it.

>>24808924
>deliberately misspelled it.

Your a sick fuck you know that

>https://rumble.com/v70g5hs-its-over...html
lol

>>24809102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_hhoe2PDU

If you cared you wouldn’t drag this out.

>>24809120
I used to watch this guy's gaming videos. I can't believe he's an animal abuser.

>>24809142
We need to talk.

>>24809145
wait so it's true hasan abuses his dog? i thought it was just edrama i can't watch twitch cuz it has too many unskippable junkfood ads so i have no idea desu i just thought it was funny

>>24809123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRnVdMhKE
Try to keep on topic

>>24809155
cmon on man ur making me depressed with these love ballads dude damn i don't want to end up roping on a friday night maybe saturday but not friday

>>24809152
Yes, he shocks his dog to make it sit in a 1x4 mat in the corner of his room to be a prop for his stream. I liked watching him play The Walking Dead, but I could tell he was phoning it in the last season, so I stopped watching like 30 minutes before the end.

>>24809123
>>24809155
hors texte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvjPfY2sUs

>>24809169
i always thought the dog was such a cynical prop but i never really watched the guy communism is wack

>>24809149
The person I’m talking about has my phone number. But I suspect that you’re just trolling.

>>24809173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD7ukTFW1fE

>>24809018
Me too, mine died in January

>>24809178
I'm conservative but exclusively watch leftists.

Wonder if that guy who tried to jump off a bridge is still here

/lit/ in the morning is all south asian, but /lit/ on a friday night is boomers of color and millenial ex-backpack kids.

for some reason i'm think of this place i used to swim as a teenager that was like a bend in a small river and it had a big rock you could jump off of i wonder if i can find it on google maps maybe it's still here but it also might be like luxury condos or some shit

I have an intense hatred for a person, and the hatred is only growing more intense, to the point where I can't really even sit and read without thinking about how I'm going to assault him and beat that smug look off his stupid face. I imagine it would be extremely satisfying putting him in the hospital.
I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it's the only way for me to finally get some peace of mind. I'm not a violent person, but I think this is the only way. It has to be this way, unfortunately.

>>24809193
I chat with him on discord, he says he was so fat he bounced up and landed back on the bridge

>>24809219
You don't stand a chance against me

>>24809245
I will if I surprise kick you in the balls

>>24809265
what if he's a transman tho

You were right. This place is bad for me. I want to leave.

>>24809111
I forgive you.

>>24809280
Who told you that??

>>24809295
Why?

>>24809320
Did your boyfriend tell you that?

Just saw the score for the game and apparently Ohtani gets 3 home runs while also pitching 6 shut-out innings. lol

>>24809333
Not sure that I could accurately call him my boyfriend, but yeah, the guy I was seeing told me something along those lines.

>>24809358
I don't like him.

>>24809368
Considering that you don’t know either of us, that doesn’t mean much.

start listening to avant-garde classical and overthrow capitalism NOW

What I said didn’t even affect you.

>>24809459
I took what you said to heart.

>episode of TV show I'm watching involves my fetish
yeah, I'm gonna be skipping that

>>24809447
i would rather kill everybody than follow the beliefs of some spiritually corrupted, balding near-sighted "intellectual"

These threads are just two faggots typing fragments at each other now

>>24809564
I'm one of them.

>>24808813 (OP)
I don't think I will meet anyone more interesting than I have already.

My value as a person has decreased compared to 5-10 years ago, it's unlikely to compensate.

I'm ready to travel and ghost around as a 47 year old I think, but I have all this work to do first. The work will do itself, I'll just be reading and upkeeping my physical health.

The people I could talk to aren't anywhere near me

Oh well time to get cyber bullied in a porn thread

>>24809219
Ayo dawg. Gotta get it out of your system. Look what they make you do, dem racist.

fuck shit up & start a riot

>>24808813 (OP)
My second favourite activity at a cafe is to look at ladies' bums and pinpoint the lining of their knickers

>>24809819
based

Over the course of the last few months, I've realized that my girlfriend literally blindly trusts my opinion on several matters, including finance, housing, career navigation, and even her body.

She has literally given every bit of herself, her mind and body and soul, to me. I must treat this privilege with caution and extreme care.

>>24808813 (OP)
Who said that the collapse of Western civilization has to come with a massive financial crisis? Like being rich is something special. Every bling bling negro knows how to do it. Every middle class Indian knows how to do it. Why won't the masses of Europe? Only, what our capabilities, thought and actions had of noblest will forever vanish. Democracy, free speech, individual freedom, all of it will vanish to satisfy the love for authority and material wealth of the lower classes. As soon as the Germanic element ceases to be the most numerous, it will leave the top of the ethnic hierarchy to make places for more ignoble ethnic elements and Western Europe will end up becoming spiritually brown. The foul, lazy masses will claim the scepter and rule supreme. Incapable of comprehending freedom in our Germanic way, it will be abolished to make place for despotism. Government of reason will make place for government by the rich. The nations of Europe will no longer bear anything Germanic other than their names.
All of this is being done without consulting the stock of those who founded it, wich really shakes my sense of justice. WE, our glorious forefathers founded these country, not them. It is against this injustice that I am revolting against, and I see this revolt to be perfectly justified, even when it ends up damaging the social building. I will protest vehemently and ruthlessly. I will sacrifice my wealth, the opportunity of becoming an accepted normie, my image and my freedom to save our dying civilization.

>>24809819
This is so true , especially with the expensive fabrics and the way the low angle autumn sunlight reveals the lines , even if the thick ones, the tweed, I mean the thick fabric on the thick asses.

>>24809958
Are you smart? If so, kudos. If you're dumb, then scum.

I love the wind so much. It is my favorite weather phenomena. I love it when it is clear, about 50-60 degrees with the wind absolutely howling. It is complete perfection. I am in florida so this rarely happens. Where on the world does this clear and windy weather happen frequently?

>>24809459
That’s exactly what I predicted you wouldn’t be self-aware enough to do.

>>24808813 (OP)
Women deny us what we beg for the most - sex.
If us men want to get our privileges back we must deny to women what they beg for the most - being treated like men. Be a living reminder of their inferiority of sex and you will become their master.

>>24809485
That’s exactly what I predicted you wouldn’t be self-aware enough to do.

>>24810336
I forgive you.

>>24809960
>Democracy, free speech, individual freedom, all of it will vanish to satisfy the love for authority and material wealth of the lower classes
Lefties will made movies like robocop and total recall about the dangers of right wing totalitarianism when in reality it's left wingers who are letting governments push futher their capabilities in exchange of comfort

>>24808938
If its muscle size you can just work oit to fix it.

Okay brazas very important question. Is being attracted to goblins pedo/hebe coded or no?

>>24810468
No, like how pedos/hebes aren't the ones picking up dwarfs either

>>24810523
Based take. I understand the allure of conquering a dwarf sexually. It's a power and control thing. A look how big my cock is compared to her l, its so powerful, it can destroy her etc. Probably the antithesis of all those girls who have fantasies about fucking monsters and bears.

>>24810468
I feel it is. At least, it overlaps with shota stuff which is straight up pedo

>>24810523
Dwarfs are different. I imagine dwarf women are redhead Nordic/Viking types

>>24810543
Goblin/dwarf stuff is more about them being small sized than the shota/pedo stuff about them being young/innocent.

>>24810562
Oh so pedophiles would rather have sex with an adult sized 10 year old over a child sized 1000 year old?

American spell casters, drown them in their own blood

>>24810575
They prefer the short 10 year old, over the short 1000 year old.

>>24810590
How do you know that?

>>24810604
It's inherent in the definition of the word, pedophile.

>>24810615
It has to be both physical and mental? I've seen pedophiles like loli hags or whatever they're called. I think it's more physically looking like a child. There was a lady who had a condition that made her look like a kid, and apparently she attracts pedophiles despite being mentally an adult.

>>24810615
nah, their attraction is towards the form factor, the age is really just a label in that case, the problem lies in the fact they are attracted to the shape of a body, a thing really, that is not apt for reproduction, with makes them similar to faggots or zoophiles

if u
only knew
how
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things
really r

do u?
do u
kno?

no
u dont
kno

u might
CLAIM 2
kno

but

u dont
b kno in

>>24810640
>>24810626
>I think it's more physically looking like a child.
Goblins and dwarves have secondary sexual characteristics they dont look like a child, that hasn't been through puberty.

Is there a medical condition that makes you look like a goblin? Conversely, y'all know dwarfs are real, right?

>>24810683
What you've seen them hidden in the mountains somewhere?

>>24810683
Yeah I already said I would copulate with a midget. Thus proving that I am not a pedophile just for liking goblins.

>>24810683
We're already suspending disbelief on females existing even though we've never seen them lurking in the woods or under our bed, dwarfs really aren't more implausible

They call me Peter the pumpkin eater. I don't really eat pumpkins.

>>24810714
Let your wife out

When I was in preschool I attended Zach Dell's birthday party at Michael Dell's house, and I almost drowned in their pool, a security guard had to jump in and save me. Now that Epstein happened, I can't help but wonder if anyone in attendance would have been turned on by that. That kid got a DUI recently, so much for that Jewish legacy.

Who let the dogs out?

Noam Chomsky is based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7u_cbAiZc

Sometimes when I'm having a wank and listening to music, the world lights up in the way it used to when I was a kid. I want to know what exact chemical or cocktail of chemicals creates that feeling, and then I want to take a whole lot of them.

>>24810351
Why the fuck do you keep saying that?

Cute couple stopped directly infront of me at the store and started French kissing each other

>>24808813 (OP)
Torn between decisions over what to study. First I thought about studying maths or geology. Turns out those fields have a rough 50% female ratio. Not a chud, but I can't stand women around places that were built for men. I just can't shake the idea that they go to college with the intention of distracting us men with their sexy asses and their wet holes. Why can't they stay at home and raise children and let us men do the worldly work? Guess I'll end up studying engineering simply because it is the field with the least women. Sad, I wanted to study geology so bad, in the fashion of based Humboldt.

>>24811014
Lewd... How did it make you feel? Were you aroused?

>>24811014
when will society stop torturing incels like this... blackpilled again

You can see the outline of my 'enis through gym shorts, and I only wear gym shorts.

>>24811001
Because you keep insulting and abusing me.

>>24810956
Based on what?

>>24808813 (OP)
I'm thinking about this virus going around. The virus started around the time of the Industrial Revolution, when all the smart people started to think about how to make life better for human beings. They sat in their dorms or their dens and thought deep thoughts about how to improve everything, from the yield of crops to the organization of political systems. People tried to attack their ideas and counter them, and then through the decades and the centuries a lot of those ideas were accepted as "truths." They spread like a virus, infecting both men and women and their institutions. For a while, life got considerably better for everyone. People flourished. They were well fed and rich. Then, slowly, the cracks started showing, and human life started to get a little worse in this area or that. In the past twenty to thirty years, it's really gotten bad. People are now getting poorer and more depressed, and everyone is trying to figure out why, but the virus won't let them. The worst thing about the virus is how pervasive it is, and how everyone with it doesn't realize they are sick.

You should read about the constrained vs. unconstrained view, Berlin's essay on Helvetius, "Two Concepts of Liberty," and "The Liberty of the Ancients Compared with that of the Moderns" and then read Rousseau's discourses

>>24811124
The problem is degeneracy. This is no new disease known to mankind. Degenerate Greece tolerated gay couples. Young female cheerleaders would perform naked in the stadium. They had become a coomer society obsessed with sex and porn and emancipating the slave class as well as women. There was a sudden demand for strong men, because they had suddenly disappeared everywhere around the Mediterranean.

The virile Germanics from the North filled this demand, providing Europe with brave and courageous warriors. Far from destroying civilization, they saved the little that was left of it, polished this remain and interpreted it after their own Germanic ways.

Now Germanic society has reached the same stage as ancient Greece and ancient Rome. They have become a collapsing coomer society. Nothing can save us from this evil.

>>24811113
You keep antagonising and trolling me.

>>24811124
>>24811153
Was he talking about industrialization capitalism or degeneracy?

>>24811160
It's more or less the same thing. Modern society is industrialized because Europeans suddenly resented the honest, Aryan farm life and preferred to debase themselves to manufacture work, something unthinkable to the true Aryan warrior.

>>24811159
It's okay. I forgive you.

>>24811173
Did I fucking ask you to? Why would I care about being forgiven by some random internet troll?

>>24811153
This virus is very real. I think it was always there, laying dormant in our genes. Perhaps it had even infected a few people before, but for one reason or another it didn't start to spread until about the 18th century.

This virus transcends moral virtue, religion, capitalism, communism, everything. The greatest minds are its slaves. Gods retreat from its wake. It throws its shadow on Marx, Mill, and Kant. It subsumes everything, even the nature of man, and then offers him compensation for the loss.

>>24811194
Don't worry about it baby girl, everything is fine. I forgive you for this post and everything you did. You can't hurt me anymore.

>>24811195
I don't believe there's any kind of virus. Just an ever decreasing amount of Aryans. Every day, their numbers shrink to low fertility rates, muttification and the wars they alone bravely fight in.
Gone are the days where they built the dominant sector of the ruling class. They are dispersed all across the social building, barely conscious about their superior capabilities, either contributing to society because they still believe in it or refusing to do so because their instincts say nay to this monstrosity. The farm taff hillbilly of the Appalachians is as much of an Aryan as the beave Navy Seals serving his country.

>suspicious some schizo keeps insulting and then forgiving himself in some sort of shitposting cycle
>no poster counter to become a detective and prove it

>>24811214
I see not only that you have it but that it has given you an answer to keep you preoccupied.

>>24811207
Fucking leave me alone. I’m so sick of your shit.

>>24811207
Leave her alone.

I think I might have an infection that is potenitally lethal. I'll go see a doctor on monday but part of me just wants to go. I have this ominous pain I've never felt before and I can only think that I am so tired of this ugly place. I hate this rotten world so much, the odious ugliness of its thinking and acting, and the way it looks, the things I love which are all missing from it, and the implications of life that are given for granted, I don't know how people wih cancer go through chemo to survive in this. I don't know how old people still hold on when their senses are dull and their organs are failing. I'm already so tired. I have no reason to cling to life so desperately when the gfts I'm offered are like torture. It's all so fucking ugly, always has been, there was nothing good at all, and I've made up all that I built my expectations upon. But lately my own thoughts and imagination have been corrupted, this ugliness finally got into my worn out skull. I really want to get off this show of horrors.

>>24811219
I descend from them. Men remembered for their bravery, their honesty, their conscientiousness and their readiness to sacrifice themselves for more justice in this world. Men unafraid to brave the evils of this world on themselves alone, individually and without seeking any recompensations for it. The noble principle must live on, no matter the price. No sacrifice is big enough for our survival. We might as well be the very last of them and we have to behave in an according manner. No one, absolutely no one else has an understanding for our noble instincts. We don't need them and they don't need us.

>>24811227
>>24811230
I forgive you.

Why am I such a hypochondriac? It fucking sucks I know it’s irrational but the feels are real. Just 20 minutes ago a bug flew in my throat while walking, a nothing, it happens a million times a day and most would hardly notice. But for me - “oh did it go in my lungs? Do I have aspiration pneumonia?” Every day another crisis. “My poop smells like vinegar! I have cancer!” No it was from eating bbq sauce that contained vinegar. “That freckle is growing, getting blacker!” Freckles aren’t cancer you moron. Every day with this shit.

>>24808813 (OP)
I have a brilliant idea for a BDSM novel

I hate it here so much don’t make me do this anymore

SUCK IT UP
BUTTERCUPS
is wut
im thinkin
rn

TERRIBLE LIE

>>24811270
Don't let them get you down. You're stronger.

>>24811321
don't let it bring you down
it's only castles burning
find someone who's turning
and you will come around

I wish she was real.

She's crazy. She is a stalker. Why won't she just leave me alone? What is wrong with her? I mostly just feel bad for her, because she seems so lonely. I never even liked her, she just stroked my ego. It was a mistake. I was being disingenuous the whole time.

>>24811365
If you want to post bait then at least have the common sense not to copy and paste the same shit that you posted a month ago. Or better yet, just fuck off.

>>24811375
They're an incel.

I hate that Kant makes me spend hours of my day off contemplating a few paragraphs he wrote. I'm doubtful that the thing-in-itself really exists.

>>24811375
Dont let him get to you sweetie, just keep posting 'I miss you' in every thread until you win him back!

anyone attend a NoKings rally?

>>24811588
Yes, I took part in the counterprotest

>>24811588
I don't go outside.

>>24811588
I’m in Canada.

>>24811603
>>24811613
Ah. Just read some articles about it. I live near Portland so it looked like it could be fun but none of my current friends are political and I don't know about going solo.

>>24811642
Sorry.

>>24811613
this

imagine
leaving homes
2 go places
like normies
do

everyone
who goes places
should go 2
reddit
& stay
there 4ever

>>24811647
I'm not political. It's boring.

test

>>24811659
high

I put a packet of watermelon kool-aid in a 3L bottle of "lemon fruit drink" from Aldi, it's so yummy, it tastes just like a Calypso.

i'm in a neutral mood can't decide if i wanna rope or not

i'm in a neutral mood can't decide if i wanna rape or not

i'm
inna neutral
FRUIT
cant decide
if i want 2
RIPE
or not

>>24808813 (OP)
Why is my sex drive abnormally high lately? I'm 43 i thought shit went down after your 40s. I'm confused. Every time I see some minge or an exposed titty I get instantly erect. I thought guys started getting ED around this time?

>>24811771
heh i chuckled good one mate

>>24811652
NTA but I write articles on the history of thought so I have to keep engaged with politics.

>>24811776
did u drink any energy drinks with taurine in it? that shit makes me horny. i def got less horny after 45 tho. up till then i had to fap every two or three days. now i can easily go a week without thinking about it if i get busy.

>>24811650
based af FUCK teehee i love to travel normies

>>24811809
>50 years old
>types like a 13 year old on 2014 era twitter
grim

>>24811824
mad?

>>24811829
I pity you.

I hate these threads and everyone in them.

>>24811836
mhmm

my "takeaway" from Nietzsche is that "values" work as some sort of Rubik's cube; literally a "puzzle" to be solved...
also before i was thinking of the notion of "microcosm" as opposed to "little world" (this came out as a side tangent diverging from a mental reflection on feminism as "thief in daylight", its "organized crime" nature, e. g. the "powers that be" work on the "Destruction" of sexual dynamics, and once the working is working, feminists (agents, wittingly or unwittingly) of such power declare the "falsehood" (or more precisely "ontological vacuity") of such dynamics and declare the logical necessity of their "Destruction" via hijacking of the communicative "machines" that make up this world (this is what they "understand" ("work with") very well; the nature of the "Empire" (think for yourself: an empire, like "intentional consciousness" is always "transitive" i.e. "of something", "Empire of war", "Empire of finance" etc. we live in the "Empire of Fiction" declared by the "work" of "fiat money" the material "reification" of the "Enlightenment" working)), they are not "hunters" but "trappers" and conservatives fundamentally do not understand this fact, that's why they always lose like Scooby Doo villains... the "trick" of feminism is the false "diagnosis" of "patriarchal society" which in the West Anno Domini MMXXV simply does not exist! i say this for a myriad reasons, such as "patriarchy" being a "tool" of the anthropological "organon" that would be here simply misused, and the fact that an "actually existing patriarchy" would not simply be even "theoretizable" by feminism, i.e. "vulnerable to it just for the same reason that there could simply not be feminism under its vigilant gaze! an "actually existing patriarchy" being a "steelMANned" revision of the feminist "organon" wherein it refers to a society where the "dominant value" could be "logically reduced" to the "matheme" "male > female" would make feminism not a "repressed struggle" in a "dialectic" (i.e. "somewhat open system") but "ontologically null" in a "certainly closed system", i.e. in a state of "impossible being" result of "pre-Destruction" ("Destruction being a "closure" of a complex "system of values" that decides its "becoming within its being", its limits and possibilities, in real life often a result of a"magical working" that is incredibly difficult to perform (as a "live system" is hard to theorize in the first place for many reasons i won't explain, and so the "work" is fundamentally blind) and has been the object of desire and "reason d'etre" of occult collectives), which should only highlight the "mafia" almost "anthropocultural" (like "agricultural") nature of the whole enterprise)...

>>24811842
so anyway i was thinking of this "fundamental problem" of the feminist "mafia" that is the question of "system", and i proposed a definition of "system" as "little world" inspired by Wittgenstenian "limits of my language as limits of my world", the language being the "value system", this is not as important as the fact that it "dawned on me" the apparent equivalency of "little world" and "microcosm" which was to be instantly self-refuted": the difference between "little world" and "microcosm" is essential, for a "little world" is to be understood in light of Heidegger as this "horizon of encounter" between "Dasein" and "things", a "non-geometrical" limited "space" marked not by "extension" but "directionalities" unlike "neutral geometrical space", but the fundamental difference with the "microcosm" is the theoretical absence of a "macrocosm" it stands in a "logical-semiotic" relation to (and subsequentially the "fertility" or possiblity of a "micro-microcosm"); that is, i think, one of the overlooked differences between pre-modern and modern "ways of living": we "live in" "little worlds" we "carve" with our "industries (which Heidegger aptly describes in its "existential analysis") in order to "inhabit"; pre-modern man on the other hand "lives in" a microcosm (as described by Claude Levi-Strauss in his study of Amazonian tribes which he understands as "emiotically" structured societies where every aspect of life is a "sign" of a huge invisible "structure" or "system" equivalent to "the World", Eliade too understood this as a "layered ontology" where it's not mere recursion", there's specific "levels" to the thing", the primary one being the "household" or "home", the most important microcosmic level where by its "inhabitability" becomes the sapiential master key to the world; for (and this is the most salient point of my analysis) the "recursivity" of the "cosmos" is what makes "dwelling"/"inhabitablity" possible in the first place!)
that's what i learned today
i also came up with a funny Ambrose Bierce inspired aphorism: "Sex: what others have"

>>24811839
Whoa wait a min. Are you including me in that list?

>>24811842
ur one of the stupidest mfs on this board no one cares about ur stupid fucking takes just look at all that dumb shit u wrote i hope ur at least high as a kite

>>24811853
Specifically you.
>>24811855
This guy is rude.
>>24811846
>>24811842
Didn't read this. All the quotes hurt my eyes and there are no sentences.
So today I came when my penis was soft and I didn't know that could happen. So that got me thinking about all the other things I thought were impossible might actually be possible.

>>24811855
i do not interact with the menstruant, please understand

>>24811860
>menstruant
I guess they are gate keeping definitions now.

>>24811870
that guy is a known creep idk why he isn't banned u should be able to tell what he meant just by context

>>24811853
Yes. I hate you the most.

>>24811888
>ppl
>that poast things
>i dont like
>shud b
>B&&&&&&&&
CHECKED
pronoun
assumer
that wishes "they/them"
could mod this thred
like "their'
subreddit

need to marry a woman with a daughter and then have that woman get accidentally run over by a car

>>24811922
They need to preemptively lock you up, Humbert Humbert.

>>24808813 (OP)
Wouldn't have thought that I would have to go back to that stage in life at the age of 23, after so many jobs, but here I am, thinking about what the heck to become in life, how to contribute to society. You would think that maybe I'm a loser, I'm actually full of energy, I can walk fifty miles and get up the next day without cramps, tell me, where do I put all this strength? I want to do something with it.

>>24811917
you defend this guy huh?
>>24811922

should i smoke weed or do sth productive or just rope

I just want to fucking forget you. You messed with my head.

>>24811932
i
defend this person
whom i do not kno
tha gender ofs
right 2 poast
wat they want
without some
FAGGOT
calling 4 them 2 b
B&&&&&&&&
from the board
or website

BANNERS
ARE
REDDITORS
AND
NEED 2 GO BACK
& STAY
THA FUCK
BACK

Week 6 (or 7?) of NoFap. The fantasies are intense and more hedonistic than before.

>>24811944
do u ever stfu i swear to god this thread has like four people all annoying

>>24811945
>whom i do not kno
>tha gender ofs
oh tryna white knight hoping for a crumb of pussy huh? thought he was a chick cuz he used those creepy anime avatar pics? guess again it's a dude.

>>24811950
You’re the most annoying of all. You have the typing style of a 13 year old on MSN messenger in 2007, and a room temperature IQ. Consider shutting the fuck up instead of spewing whatever inane thoughts pass through your head into this thread 24/7.

>>24811944
That wasn't me. Someone is impersonating me.

>>24811955
no
ACKtually
i figured u were
a TROON
so i was trying 2
TRIGGER u with 1 of
ur own weapons
(muh misgendering)
but i 2 assumed
that that person
is a dude
FAGGOT

>>24811958
no u broh

I like rescuing threads from the bottom of the catalogue :3

>>24811977
>frog dot jaypeg
2016 was 9 years ago dude move on

>>24811977
BASED
A
SAVING THREDS
E
DOING THE LORDS WORK

i am glad
that u made me
think that thought
so i could write it
in the write
ur thoughts
thred

>>24811809
no I'm diabetic, sir. cannot drink those.

>>24811999
Almost all energy drinks have sugar free versions. A lot of popular brands (Reign, Alani, Celsius, etc) exclusively make zero sugar energy drinks. Retard.

>>24811962
Funnily enough I was talking about someone I know IN REAL LIFE. Not you, a random 4chan troll.

>you will buy the slop, you will drink the slop
>what you can't have regular slop don't worry
>you will buy the sugar free slop you will drink the sugar free slop

>>24812023
I didn't find that particularly funny.

>Ireland plans to make a $1500 a month basic income for artists permanent

holy based home of Yeats and Joyce

>>24812027
I don’t care if you found it funny or not?? Fucking leave me alone.

>>24812024
How is it slop??

>>24812024
I mean, this mf is diabetic, so he’s clearly spend decades consuming large quantities of slop. Why draw the line at sugar free energy drinks?

>>24812034
I'm only replying to your posts?? It's not that big of a deal.

>>24812031
it's just so if u support palestine they can take away your money

>>24812053
All the more reason to consume less slop.

>>24812054
No. You’re deliberately antagonizing me, lying to me, and fucking with my head by pretending to be someone else because you think it’s funny. You know very well that I have no interest in interacting with you and that nothing I post is directed at you, and yet you keep doing this shit, presumably because you’re a loser with nothing better to do with your time. I hate you. Leave me the fuck alone. Fuck off.

>>24812075
You keep replying to me while demanding silence. Mixed signals much?

I miss you.

I miss me too

i miss
tha way
ur moms muff
tickled
deez nuts
but i dont miss
tha smell
(of ur moms muff)

>>24812015
I rarely go outside, so I wouldn't know. faggot.

I have fucking had it with the Welsh. There's no excuse for the continued existence of their accent. It's disgusting.

>>24812053
no, actually not at all. meats and cheeses tend to be my favorite foods. not sugary shit. I actually don't have much of a sweet tooth.

>>24808813 (OP)
been a year. still miss you so bad it feels like im dying. bet that makes u happy. sick fuck.

>>24812173
I miss you too.

>>24812173
What did she do to you?

i miss
PINBALL
I
NNNNNNNNNNNNN
B
A
LIGMA
LET IT GO FAGGOTS STOP RUMINATING

>>24812210
That wasn't me. Someone is impersonating me.

For the first time since I started this NEET life almost two years ago, I'm finally feeling like I'm wasting my life. Something's gotta change. I'm ready.

You wouldn’t put me in this position if you cared. If you cared I wouldn’t even be in this fucking thread.

>>24812254
Umm, can I ask a serious question?

>Don't post ITT for like six months
>These two lovebirds are still going at it
Don't you people have better things to do?

>>24812278
I ship it, imagine if they get married and have kids. All us thread regulars will be godfathers

i consume more content about books than i actually read books

>>24812289
I consume food, I read books.

Fuck, I'm back up to 156 lbs. After this hot pocket, no more snacking, no more overeating. C'mon, self.

>eating an extra meal a day plus mass gainer
>regularly gorge on ice cream and pastries and stuff
>weight refuses to increase
I thought I finally gained 5lbs over the last week and then I stepped on the scale this morning and I was below 150lbs again. Why can't I get bigger?

>>24812350
You aren't eating enough calories you fucking RETARD

I watch this guy on YouTube. He's not rich, he lives with his best friend, they both just work regular jobs, they go out and have fun, they have similar hobbies/interests, and they just chill. I want something like that. It seems so simple.

>>24811930
>how to contribute to society
You'll grow out of this

>>24808813 (OP)
I'm slowly being overwhelmed with feeling not safe and I'm trying to figure out how I can take advantage of this feeling.

>>24812376
You didn't make a guy friend like that in school or at work?

>>24812396
I had a friend like that in high school, but I got moved to the city when I was 15, and we've barely seen each other since. And no, nobody at work.

>told my mom since I'm free for a week I'll go where my uncle lives and maybe visit him
>haven't told him yet because I was still booking the flight
>uncle messages me he's expecting me and my mom already told him
I love my mom but she has this horrible habit of just being a loud mouth. This, among many other things in my childhood, is the reason why I don't like sharing things too much with her. Even if I do its incredibly general.

>>24812440
Sounds like a you problem.

I hope the girl I like is back tomorrow. She was on a euro trip.

how to deconstruct from desperately wanting and fantasizing about romantic love (as a woman..) The desperation is the key. Not giving up on love altogether, but decentering the "gaze" or needing to feel desired or whatever. To be free. I don't think this is entirely inherent to female psychology. I'm trying to lay aside the "shoujo/disney romance" propaganda I've been fed my entire life. I think it's only made me more autistic, retarded, and disillusioned after being incredibly hurt by the only people I felt I could unmask around, out of "love," who supposedly "loved" me. I want to learn to feel secure, complete, and content alone. Maybe that goes against human nature, but maybe that's a hard lesson I need to learn if it's so wrong. Who knows. Sometimes I think growing up on this website gave me permanent brain damage that I try to compensate for by reading and overintellecutalizing everything, but in the end I'm still an autist who doesn't relate to anyone irl. And when I thought I did (romance), it failed me. It failed both of us. But I can't stop craving it, like having love is the difference between having "authentic" connection vs. not having anyone at all. This is precisely why I want to de-prioritize it. Focus on other forms of connection (particularly to oneself).

This fuckass dog that I loved blocked me on instagram (I didn't do anything bad though..), but my female friends send me pics of it everyday, and I remind myself how lucky I am to even have people who care about me.

>>24812452
Just think of something else.

>>24812444
It is? The fuck?

>>24812457
I've been focusing on a lot of other ideas and hobbies, but it still takes over sometimes. Like right now.. when I'm trying to sleep. Thanks for reading though ;-;

>>24812451
>euro trip

>>24812464
I don't know what you mean. She went with a church group.

>>24812463
That will always happen, but then you stop thinking about it when you think of other things. It's a cycle. Just remember that you will think of other things later.

>>24811258
Have you seen a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist? Cognitive behavioral therapy helps, mainly for this specific case (OCD)

>>24811258
Want to die, then you'll be constantly excited.

>>24812469
>Just remember that you will think of other things later.
That's sounds so silly at first, but is actually kinda helpful, thanks

>>24812452
>This fuckass dog that I loved blocked me on instagram
the absolute state of femanons

>>24812482
I was trying to send a story of the dog to someone saying "they're force femming him again," but accidentally commented that on the dog's story. The account holder doesn't speak English and I think it got mistranslated as hate and they blocked me

>>24812267
No. I already know that it’s going to be some condescending bullshit.

I've been constantly putting lotion on my penis for over month now out of curiosity. I haven't noticed any difference. I'll continue the experiment anyway since I have a ton of lotion.

>>24812500
Put lotion on your arms and legs instead. You'll thank yourself later when you're in your 50s.

>>24812452
>how to deconstruct from desperately wanting and fantasizing about romantic love (as a woman..)
Honestly, I wish I knew. The fucked up part is that until like four years ago I didn’t feel any particular desire for romantic love. Now all I think about is being lonely. Wish I could be my old self again.

>>24812507
I do use it all over. I'm just putting extra on my penis, that is multiple coats throughout the day. Basically used up a few bottles just on my penis.

>>24812488
>The account holder doesn't speak English
Of course not, it's a dog

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

>>24812461
You know that she's a loudmouth and yet, you told her anyway. Got no one to blame but yourself.

>https://youtu.be/PZkCmh1pQ4o?t=101
what

>>24812512
>Now all I think about is being lonely
It's exhausting, but sometimes I try to sit with the loneliness and reflect. Is it that bad? Is it completely unbearable? No. With every passing day, I'd say it's only mildly unpleasant, and no one can ever be completely happy. The loneliness is probably something I could live with. I've been trying instead to focus on the things that bring me personal fulfillment. But it still hits me sometimes. It's hard to let go of the fantasy of being seen, but it's not torture, I think.. maybe you relate

>>24812518
kek

Nobody who writes for SNL has read a book in 20-30 years. The joke doesn't even make sense.

I've had several girls tell me I'm one of the ugliest guys they've ever met, but in a weird giggly way like they were half joking. I've had others say things like "I'm sure there's a girl out there for you" or "you're such a nice guy :) "
What does it mean? The ways of women are obscure. Is this girl code for "your personality is fine but you're too ugly for any of us to consider dating" or something else?

>>24812537
I get approached by girls and called handsome, etc. no problem, but I'm too autistic to talk normally to them. Some girls that I see occasionally will still talk to me or bring me gifts, but I always just nod or say thank you.

>>24812561
No girl I know would say something mean like that, I've only been called cute or handsome (including by a teen girl and her parents which was kinda weird since I was in my late 20s). I guess it would mean that they don't find you threatening.

>>24812573
You live in a very different world from me. Girls called you cute and handsome? Multiple girls?

>>24812561
I'm sorry but that means they don't think you're attractive. But there could be hope? Are you overweight? Facial fat loss helps a lot. I'm sorry anon :<

>>24812563
>but I'm too autistic to talk normally to them
my entire life
>Some girls that I see occasionally will still talk to me or bring me gifts, but I always just nod or say thank you
interesting.. I've never heard of this. So it's the autistic lack of response that keeps you lonely. That kinda sucks because the burden is kinda on you as the guy. But it's so not over for you because I've literally never seen any girls do this for a guy wtf

Why do most >Christian groups call themselves >Christians when they do not follow Jesus >Christ 's teachings exactly? Anti-violence (the Crusades), anti-capital punishment (support of prisons and state violence), anti-hierarchy (churches), having no fathers but God himself (pastors), etc.

>>24812587
I'm not overweight. Just ugly I guess.

>>24812585
>>24812587
Yes I get approached by girls when I go out and get compliments sometimes. I've actually been sexually assaulted by girls a few times throughout my life. It honestly feels like a witch cursed me or something.
>That kinda sucks because the burden is kinda on you as the guy
That's what I've been told, but I probably need a therapist to help me. Maybe I'll figure it out.
>my entire life
I hope it works out for you.

>>24812597
it's over... jk though pls don't go blackpilled. I know plenty of ugly fuckers with girlfriends desu. Even for me personally, banter and common interests are 100x more important than looks. Unless you're really short and overweight. Then it's kinda dismal.

>>24812598
>I've actually been sexually assaulted by girls a few times throughout my life.
>but I probably need a therapist to help me.
Are you okay? You should definitely talk to a therapist. Also, I've never met a dude who gets complimented by girls in public. It's kinda surreal. I get how autism can still make you lonely though, but you have a serious.. ridiculously serious fighting chance, probably chances that no one else in this thread has ever had

>>24812618
How short is really short? I'm 5'8".

I feel jealously reading Vonnegut. By coincidence I thought and wrote like him before ever reading him. I wish I could even begin to approach that level of reverence and skill, to make others for decades feel as his writing has made me feel.
So it goes.

just got done with one hell of a literary wimp lo experience. i had no idea there were living, breathing people out there so harshly disfigured by miseducation, yet equipped with all the trappings of the average man.

>>24812658
That's not short enough to worry about. Average outside of the Netherlands.

The shorter you are the harder you have to try. Just an unfortunate fact.

I ordered a mouse last week and expected it to come today.
Checked the consignment tracking app and the fucking thing is coming Friday now. I didn't get out of my house today because I thought it'd come today.

I hurt myself today

I have a group of friends I play Overwatch with. I’m stuck in silver, which is basically for legitimate retards. My friends are around platinum, some diamond. I have probably spent more hours on Overwatch than all of them combined, and I’m the one ranked the lowest. I kinda get the feeling I’m holding them back, but at the same time none of them even plays comp regularly, so that just makes me being so far behind even sadder.

They arrived near the end of the Upper Pleistocene. Little is known of their numbers. For a time they lived, and perhaps ruled, as god-kings, but few of them enslaved humanity or bound them to service. For what need did they have of servants, they who could command the world itself? Mankind began writing in imitation of them, and thus began its long trek upward towards civilization, but few of their writings survive. What little is left to us is both near untranslateable and useless besides, the words left but the meaning gone. The fragments which seem to speak truthfully of them imply we could not parse the meanings if we knew how. They thought higher thoughts. Their power came from a deeper understanding. Magic, some might have called it, but the word does the truth little justice. The mountains heaved at their call.
Shortly before the end of prehistory, they left us. Nothing remains to say why. Fragments of pottery heated by unnatural fires, scorch marks in layers of mud covering ancient ruins, cave paintings of men eating the stars out of the sky. We have nothing by which to even begin to measure the evidence of their passing, no handhold on the past to grasp. That they wielded magic is now, finally, proven beyond doubt, but that proof did little to settle mysteries. A piece of stone recovered beneath Ur bears carvings of what are almost certainly genuine incantations. Reciting them does nothing, though the pronounciations were not all lost. Sand near Jericho waa fused together by supernatural heat, near a mile across, just a few hundred years before the first written record, but nothing remains to explain what reason they had for such an act. We are groping in the dark and may never know if we even have eyes to see.

4chan is doing so much damage to me mentally. I rarely even get a reply anymore and when I do it's some 3 word troll post. It's like being on social media shouting in the void except the environment is even more shit.
The 120 second timer with every single post has already killed my posting but I don't wanna be here anymore. Not here nor somewhere else, I just want to get off the internet.
>>24812768
You're just bad at videogames, which is something you shouldn't feel sad about. You probably don't like the game that much either but just the idea of doing epic 360noscope kino moments. I remember when I played DOTA I hated every second of it but I kept going because I chased dthe dopamine from that special little moment when I did something cool. Videogames are a massive waste of time and the most intelligent thing you can do is quit them right now and completely.

>>24812794
this chick i know asked me what i did for the last ten years while she got married and had a kid i was uhh i uhh shitposted on 4chan? in my mind, but instead i listed a bunch of career stuff like reciting a resume. this site fucking sucks. would i have wasted my time on sth else if it didn't exist? yeah, cuz i used to waste time on irc before 4chan, but yeah. i should be doing something productive or at least fun today but will i? well it's 7am and im posting this so we know how it's gonna go.

>>24812811
would you have enjoyed doing what normies do? I would have killed myself if I weren't given this outlet. but this isn't an outlet anymore cause there's nothing to do

>>24812768
dude i suck at overwatch so bad i'm scared to even go in a competitive game cuz i assume i'll get banned for being ass. overwatch is so fun, but i'm just so bad. when i play healing the other guy has like 10,000 heal points or whatever and i have like 4,000 or some shit. same thing with dps, always low. my only chance is to be a tank and just let someone playing as mercy keep me alive so i can soak up bullets. such a fun game, but i played like 200 hours and never got better.

i think i should kill myself

>>24812815
that is a very good point. the thing is tho, if i didn't have this as a cope, i might have had to go outside and live life. i'm no normie, but i'm not a wacko sperg either, i probably could have done something. it feels really bad to get old and realize you wasted your life, haha. sitting inside being a sadboi during college might feel good, but when you have no memories and no connections from school, you will feel dumb ass hell. i got laid literally once in college and that's only because i really forced myself to talk to women. i was like i will talk to at least one chick per day. even if it's some dumb small talk with some cashier lmao. damn normies don't have to force themselves to do stuff like that. yeah, i should just rope.

>>24812819
let's do it

>>24812747
is it a good gaming mouse? i can't play cs:go anymore cuz they put that anticheat shit where u need a high resolution mouse to even play but idk which one to get. im not hardcore enough to get a wired mouse tho, so i need high res but bluetooth if such a product exists.

>>24812794
Lmao shit life

>>24812822
>it feels really bad to get old and realize you wasted your life
is it really wasted if the world isn't worth living in? sometimes I did think about that and then I think "oh wow I can't believe I didn't get married to some 200 body count roastie who needs to shit a kid before her eggs dry out"
Oh no, I didn't get a chance to advance my career so I can slave even harder for money someone else will pocket. Oh no I didn't get a chance to waste my disposable income and 2 hours of spare time on consumer goods and retarded hobbies. Oh no I didn't get the chance for conveyor belt vacations so I can take the same selfie as everyone did in the dedicated selfie location. Oh I didn't get the chance to posture before dimwits so they can compliment me while secretly envying my self-ad campaign. When you think about it, shitposting on 4chan is not that pathetic or despicable

maybe i should get into drugs. weed, maybe lsd, shrooms, etc. i never did dmt or ket, but idk where to get it. there's a reason drugs are so popular. they make life suck less for a while.

>>24812835
ya i feel u man. sometimes i get tempted by the normie world and think of crossing over, but then i remember FUCK normies. my coworkers were giving me shit cuz i said i was looking forward to reading this weekend. they said i should go into the city and ... i don't even know what. they think i should just like "go out". like what is that even? one chick said she might take me to her church, that was actually cool cuz she's super cute and constantly swarmed by horny ppl, but when she talks about her church they all clear out lmao but i was like oh shit that sounds cool ur church has a great tradition. i only know anything about christianity cuz of all the christoids on here lmao.

>>24812830
Its a Mchose mouse recommended by my friend. He's a more hardcore gamer so he said its good. Its decent price too so I went with it. Not buying logishit anymore.

>>24812851
oh shit not too expensive might cop one

>>24812849
>she's super cute and constantly swarmed by horny ppl, but when she talks about her church they all clear out lmao
she's probably a whore

rock and roll must kill itself to save itself

I need to do more logic and reasoning based questions.
I was stumped over one that used codes and words to make up a sentence with examples for the codes. I couldn't figure out the logic behind it. Took me an hour to realize it was all based on which sentences with words repeated with the code corresponded to it.
It felt like the answer was right under my nose the entire time and I was too dumb as fuck to see it.
Funnily enough, now that I've seen the logic and found the answer, I can only see that now.

Bros what do you do when you just want to cum all the time? It's getting a bit ridiculous.

I'm sorry for what I did.

>>24812594
Illiterates like you just love to demand everyone else stoops to your level of mindless retardation.

>>24813141
define "all the time", I jerk off almost every other day and I'm ok

>>24813160
Like 6+ times a day.

>>24813164
yeah, that's a bit too much I think
kinda also depends on how old you are

>>24813198
old, 35

>>24813203
weird, almost same age as me

>>24813148
And fat lazy retards like you just throw insults instead of contributing anything insightful.

>>24812658
I'm >>24812618 and 5'8 is nice. Both me and my friends have usually dated between 5'6 to 5'10, despite what the internet tries to tell men. Do you lift weights? Genuinely getting shredded changes a lot for facial aesthetics. Also if you're fit it can excuse the face most times.

>>24813203
>>24813141
Any change in diet and or lifestyle?

captcha: GGGYM

>>24813282
Yeah I'm cutting weight hard atm to get lean. Was hoping it would make my libido go down but I'm only one week in.

>>24813290
Gymming does make one horny but 6+ times a day of jacking it seems a little odd.

>>24813311
I've gymed before only thing happening that's changed is that I've lowered how much I eat and am doing more cardio.

>>24813257
The Bible is full of insights but none of the braindead shit you're shilling. So where do you even get this shit? Are you conscious of who brainwashed you?

>>24813316
Then I suppose besides the gym you'll need to find ways to occupy your time so that you don't have time to think about jacking off.

I'm fascinated by trading cards but the idea of collecting so many seems daunting and exhausting.
Not to mention the ones who sell and buy for exorbitant prices.

I went to church today. A teenage girl who was sitting in the pew in front of me kept turning around and looking at me. She did this last Sunday too.

>>24813376
She wants to fuck

>>24813164
That is too much no matter how old you are. You're going to make it fall off at that rate. You have to read Doctrine of Awakening to get your impulses under control.

>>24812811
are you guys literally here all day shitposting? isn't this just something you do for a few minutes a day? it's hardly worse than FB or instagram

>>24813519
When I say teenage, I mean like 13 not 18. I don't know why she keeps looking at me.

>>24813535
Could be any reason. Thinking about it is pointless you can't find an answer on your own. You could ask her but she could lie. You asking us about it might mean you have an answer that you're hoping for.

>>24813321
All of the things I listed are contained in the gospels and the sermon on the mount

>>24813545
Also, by looking I mean like full on staring throughout mass. I tried my best to ignore her. She was also looking at me when I went up to get communion and was bouncing when we were standing up and fixing her hair a lot.

>>24813558
You're perception is skewed by your desires my pedophile friend. You notice what you want.

>>24813577
What are you talking about?

>>24813591
She wants to fuck and so do you. We don't have to hear about it tho. Talk it over with the priest.

>>24813609
It was on my mind. An interesting experience I just had today. Why are you so upset about it?

just made a
new
>>24813619
>>24813619
>>24813619
new

>>24813615
jealousy obviously