Thread 24844989

two sentence horror

My bussy stinks. It leaks.

Almost Monday. A new work week.

I still feel the warmth of our first embrace last night, in the evening's waning light. What a perfect night that a moment's lucidity then dissolves in the mirror of my room at the Home, forty-five years later.

>>24844989 (OP)
For Sale: writing materials. Never used

I farted
but in lieu shart

I opened the /lit/ catalog. A Reddit screenshot thread was at the top.

>>24844989 (OP)
I read that as "I shouldn't be that hard" and thought he was jacking off to fnaf porn.

>>24844989 (OP)
I just saw my reflection blink. My daughter keeps crying about the man in her room, but I live alone. I told my son to run to the car after the sirens went off, but I know I only have enough supplies for one. The creature wearing my wife's skin just asked me why I'm crying. My dog is growling at the corner of the room, but there's nothing there. I finally understood what the voice in my head meant when it said, "We're not alone in here." The last thing I heard was my own voice from the basement, whispering back. I've been counting my family members in the bunker, and I have one too many. My phone just got a notification from an unknown number that read, "Look behind you." I died.

God I miss her. "Her".

>>24844989 (OP)
Her lips still tasted like peaches. Even after years of rotting in the cellar.

"Hopefully no one notices this fart," I whispered to myself before letting out a fart during the business meeting. "Oh you sweet summer child," said the poop that slid out.

>>24845236
>I told my son to run to the car after the sirens went off, but I know I only have enough supplies for one.
What's the idea here?

OP started a thread.
Had to get the idea from reddit.

>>24844989 (OP)
For sale: One OP. Bussy tight

>>24844989 (OP)
"It's over", I thought to myself. "It never began", I replied.

>>24844989 (OP)
"It's over", I thought to myself. "It never began", myself replied.

the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

>>24844989 (OP)
The last person on earth sat alone in their room. There was a knock at the door.

“It’s only scavenging a few items on a foreign planet,” I said to myself.

And then I realized I was among Lethal Company™

>>24845503
>he opened the door
>

"Congratulations anon, your transition operation has been successful."
"But doc," anon said, "I was only supposed to get my tonsils removed..."

>>24845546
@grok what is tonsils?

"Things couldn't possibly get any spookier," I said. Things soon got spookier.

>>24845195
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>>24845546
This is meant to be a horror thread not a goonfuel thread. Still came btw.

>>24844989 (OP)
>"Its only 5 nights it shouldn't be that hard," I said to myself.
That's two sentences, dipshit. You cant just omit the period and pretend it's one sentence.

>>24845748
You woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for us meddling kids said Shaggy. And then he tore Mr Moneybag's face off.

>>24844989 (OP)
So there I was, hard as I’d been in years, every inch of me waiting to feel her after months of courting and dinners and holding hands like children on a first date to the state faire. “Does it get bigger when it’s hard,” she asked, “or should I grab my toy?”

>>24845503
>singular their
good bait, almost got me

>>24844989 (OP)
"Only two sentences you say? Heh well that's not so difficult for you. You see as long as I use quotations I can embed as much as I need into a character's dialogue and end it with he said. That all in all would of course be technically only one sentence of my two sentence horror! And you couldn't even call me out on using run on sentences because that's how people talk naturally too! Haha," I said laughing.
However, the ass raping murderous grammar nazi cared more about the spirit of the rules than the word of the rules.

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>>24846236
Kino

>>24844989 (OP)
She dropped her knickers. A penis greeted me.

>>24844989 (OP)
I have no penis. It was there went to sleep last night.

>>24846236
As tacky and goofy as this is I actually like it.
Nice gimmick and fun reader involvement like an old timey creepypasta.
Good stuff.

Inside everyone, there is a skelly. Except for me.

>>24845139
How the fuck do you even manage to make a two sentence story sound convoluted and boring?

>>24845780
Just use a semicolon to separate the two independent clauses, dishing. Tada. One sentence.

>>24847200
*dipshit
God, i hate posting on my phone.

I opened my eyes. I still could not see anything.

A dog walked into an ancient Sumerian bar but couldn't see anything. Then it said: "I'll open this one".

>>24846236
cute

>>24844989 (OP)
The operation was a success. Im a woman now

>>24844989 (OP)
In the haze of the club, I approached a Latina who had been giving me glances throughout the night. However, as I drew closer, I realized she was a gypsy.

>>24846236
This was surprisingly good

>>24847877
OK, that one was scary.

>>24845426
Close the door and let the son die outside.

>>24847136
Contribution?

I opened the door and there was a scary monster there. It was from a popular tv show, movie or online copypasta.

As I left the house that morning, I noticed I'd picked up a nail the day before, and my tire had gone flat. I'd have to take public transportation if I was going to make it to my shift at Walmart on time.