Thread 24871803

are there books that actually make you good at picking up women?

>>24871803 (OP)
>are there books that actually make you good at picking up women?
my diary desu

>>24871803 (OP)
Listen up anon, I actually AM fucking a married milf right now, 45 year old, Argentinian American, and I will tell you the two things that made her want to fuck me.
>Listen to her, clearly she is ignored.
>Be intelligent, make her laugh, smile, think, and pay extra attention to her with the force of your mind.
I've never had someone thank me for cumming in them before, the mentality hits different, but you will only meet them online, and you must catch their attention with wit.

>>24872523
>just be smart bro
>fucks 45 year old and brags about it
Lmao

>>24872532
Because she's married, I've never actually told anyone about it, but ITT. I don't feel good, fucking up her marriage, but I'm too weak when she texts me to come over and get worshipped by her mouth.

>>24871803 (OP)
Book of Pook /s.

>>24872600
This woman of someone else should be stoned to death

>>24872776
Image is broken.

>>24871803 (OP)
Is being into older women the most /lit/ fetish?

>>24871803 (OP)
Communist Manifesto
>>24872782
good post
>>24873226
I'm into older women too

>>24873231
Based haglover.

>>24872772
nah her cuck husband didn’t take care of her so she fell for my big white cock that satisfies her sexual and emotional needs

>>24873262
Looks like my mom wtf

>>24873289
It's easy to do as you say when you have a big dick to back it up. It's different if you have a 3" weiner.

>>24871803 (OP)

Does /lit/ not know about The Game by Neil Strauss?

>>24871803 (OP)
Something that makes you not care. They'll find your apathy irresistible.

>>24872523
What you said applies to any woman ever.
>just make her laugh bro
If you are not the equivalent of a sun in charisma and social skills she will only laugh or find you pleasant if you are good looking in her eyes

>>24872772
>>24873289
This wasn't me, the actual milf fucker but it really does apply, the husband and her own property, finances together, but completely has 0 interest in fucking her. It really is, his fault. after a rough session she told me, she hadn't been fucked like that in years. I actually do not want to fuck her marriage up as I'm just a cock with a funny personality attached to it, so I'm considering answering her texts less often.

>>24873852
Really? Post a picture of your mom and we'll compare.

>>24874097
>scream UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN
>pee on her

>>24872600
You’re both scum. So it’s a perfect match!

I’m gay and sex isn’t real anyways.

>>24874132
>>24873289
You would be surprised how many men just ignore their wives. I am a serial adulterer and every single wife that gets fucked by me had been deserted in the bedroom

>>24874596
How am I scum for bending over a fat assed Milf and emptying myself inside her while she moans thanks to me?

If anything the husband is the scumbag for abandoning his duties as a man, and perhaps she is for lying to him but that's not my business. When you have an actual affair you understand you are there to fulfill a role, not chitchat all day. OP asked, and I gave him more than any book could

>>24874611
It's the opposite for my parents. My dad is always trying to diddle my mom but she tries to ignore him. Doesn't hell he's overweight and 15 years her senior.

>>24872523
Where do you meet them online?

not really. i mean, those that are good are those that managed to convince you to start doing something concrete about the other sex, rather than thinking about doing something or mindlessly accepting the widespread theory that the dating market is utter shambles.

i honestly believe there is not one case where a man has managed to pick up a girl because he followed this or that book's advice, especially when said book says to say very specific things. i say this because, many a year ago, whilst browsing in a book store, i chanced upon something called, if i am not mistaken, the flirting bible (funny fact: bizarelly positioned alongside a book featuring massive penises), and i picked it up and read the big words. that shit was hilarious: do this, look at her this way, move that way, sit on this part of the bench, and so on.

remember that 99% of relationships are triggered by factors that have nothing to do with how valuable or trustworthy or brainy or sexually capable you are.

if you feel that reading such a book will bolster you confidence, go for it. if you are expecting to be obtain techniques, i would think twice.

>>24872523
>t. ultimate cuck 90000
Make her laugh. Bend your ass for pegging.
Reddit plantprotein advice.
A real man comes in the room, finds the woman he likes, bends her over, and fucks her raw. Not a single word used.
She'll send you flowers and cards during your stay in prison. And will be the first person to greet you on your way out.
The 4chan chud mentality that you must grovel and play clown before women, or be the responsible adult personality to attract women, is the reason you don't get cunt. The moment you stop dancing like a good little boy for women and start being edgy or autistic with little regards to social norms is the moment you'll get cunt. No normal woman, outside abusive ones, wants a dancing dog jumping at her bidding.

>>24875048
>during your stay in prison

here's something to blow your fucking minds to a far away place: i am former UKSF soldier, now in my late 30's (this means i'm a fit lad).
but I look 10 years younger, and i'm quite handsome (thank you, dad and mom).
I do not have one white hair on me (this has elicited a great number of remarks from a great number of puzzled people).
I'm in a relationship with a 52 year old milf (can't find anything more milf than her; 3 "kids"; a lot of money - ex works at the Foreign Office; blonde, fake, yet not massive, breasts).
The relationship is great at every level.
But the odd thing is how, when i go out with her and her friends, I am constantly being paraded about and lasciviously, to the point of it being quite vexatious (i quit a job at GS and joined the Parachute Regiment in 2018; left in Oct 2023), gawked at and fondled by her friends, and object, when my milf is not around, of libidinous innuendos.
Divorced, good-looking milfs (not interpret this as meaning I'm refering to monica bellucis) are the horniest, most treacherous women out there. I know I could shag every - yes, every - friend of my milf. The touching is insane.
And my milf is aware of it and has made me promise that I won't cheat, a promise I will keep. So she's aware of the danger and of what her friends do all the time.

>>24875064
>UKSF
>52 year
>fake breasts
I would like to extend my formal apologize to >>24875048 now, stay in prison does not seem too bad now.

>>24875064
>UKSF
>52 year
>fake breasts
I would like to extend my formal apologies to >>24875048, a stay in prison does not seem too bad now.