Thread 42257971 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1116 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:35:50 PM No.42257971
discord c'est moi
discord c'est moi
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What do you think of him, /mlp/?
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:36:40 PM No.42257972
>>42257971 (OP)
I want to date him.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:37:14 PM No.42257973
>>42257971 (OP)
I want to rape him.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:37:51 PM No.42257975
>>42257971 (OP)
Tamers is a retard for sleeping on him and pushing autistic OC's instead
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:38:49 PM No.42257977
>>42257975
He'll cum around to him eventually.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:39:40 PM No.42257978
>>42257971 (OP)
I dunno, I'm not really a fan of puppeteers, Anon
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:40:01 PM No.42257979
>>42257971 (OP)
I like his girlfriend
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:40:46 PM No.42257981
>>42257971 (OP)
He was good as a one-off villain.
He became obnoxious, shitty, and a constant logical problem once they reformed him.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:41:30 PM No.42257982
>>42257978
You've a nagging fear, I take it?
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:51:56 PM No.42257989
hes-a-jerk-he-sucks[1]
hes-a-jerk-he-sucks[1]
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>>42257971 (OP)
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 2:20:16 PM No.42258093
jorkin' it2
jorkin' it2
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>>42257971 (OP)
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 2:54:49 PM No.42258138
>>42257971 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 3:00:49 PM No.42258144
>>42257982
Someone else is pulling at the strings, after all.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 3:05:08 PM No.42258148
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>>42257971 (OP)
I've really only seen hate for him on this board
He's annoying in a good way
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 3:28:14 PM No.42258176
dangerfield
dangerfield
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Campy faggot who tries too hard to be funny. He's literally me.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 3:36:17 PM No.42258185
I miss discordfags
probably the most interesting group of people on this board
I like him too.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 5:38:33 PM No.42258380
>>42258185
Like Discord himself, they eventually found their own Fluttershy and moved on from /mlp/
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 5:47:22 PM No.42258397
He's okay sometimes but fuck him to hell for stealing my waifu
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 5:56:30 PM No.42258427
Do you guys think Discord would be like a genie if you asked him to grant your wishes?
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:06:22 PM No.42258443
>>42257971 (OP)
I think his S2 debut is his strongest appearance, and Make New Friends But Keep Discord is the funniest episode of FiM. However, many of his episodes suffer from the writers not knowing what to do with him, to the point I can't blame someone for hating Discord based on S8/9. The comics try too hard to portray him as a dindu nuffin.

He's been mai waifu for laifu since 2011 because he's a complex, flawed and paradoxical character whom I resonate with deeply. His design is god-tier, his voice acting his top notch.
If we ignore him being quasi-immortal and omnipotent, he's a surprisingly realistic character who's arguably more relatable than most ponies. Though I refrain from applying diagnoses to cartoon characters, Discord really does seem to have a personality disorder or two because he suffers for being the way he is as much as he makes others suffer. Even back in S2 he seemed unhappy, so protecting his smile became my calling. Others hate him for the exact reasons I adore him. Discord is kind of a loser but he's simultaneously the best thing since sliced bread.

>>42258185
I miss them too, Anon. I miss /dad/.
>>42258176
You will reach the point it becomes natural, for better or worse.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:06:34 PM No.42258444
discord regards a mare in the middle distance
discord regards a mare in the middle distance
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>>42258380
Where's mine, then?
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM No.42258446
>>42258443
That's a whole lot of words to say "I can fix him".
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:13:21 PM No.42258451
>>42258446
Not the incredibly smart and handsome anon, but coming from what I think is a similar headspace, it's not about fixing. There's really no 'fixing' Discord. It's much more about resonating along the same incredibly specific retard wavelength.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:18:26 PM No.42258456
>>42257971 (OP)
I wouldn't mind spending a day pranking ponies with him.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:20:36 PM No.42258457
>>42257971 (OP)
Later seasons made me despise him.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:34:36 PM No.42258478
>>42258451
>There's really no 'fixing' Discord. It's much more about resonating along the same incredibly specific retard wavelength.
That's a splendid way to phrase it. I think that's also the difference between Discordfags and the much more common Fluttercordfags who do want to fix or tame him in some way. No way, I just go to cons dressed up as Discord till 4am and shamelessly bombard everyone with bad humor + good manners until they better start liking Discord because I won't stop.

>>42258457
Understandable. But /mlp/ in 2019/20 was an even worse experience than S8/9 itself.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:07:31 PM No.42258550
flutterwhore
flutterwhore
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>>42257971 (OP)
He cucked me, I hate him. Also what >>42257981 said. Could have at least been a successor of Him from PPG but was reduced to a simple annoyance.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:16:58 PM No.42258566
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>>42258550
>He cucked me
You never had any chances with Fluttershy anyways!
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:40:27 PM No.42258607
>>42257971 (OP)
Unironically my favorite character in the show. I headcannon him in my fics as an omnipotent god who knows all, past present future, but simply acts the fool when the timeline requires it. Discord works the best when he's portrayed this way imo, because it doesnt stretch too far outside the bounds of what he already does in the show. Watching him set up the world like a game of chess solely for the purpose of characters learning a lesson so they can progress the correct timeline is peak.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:48:47 PM No.42258619
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It's weird how pushy Celestia was with Fluttershy being the one to reform him. She's never beating the groomer allegations
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:55:23 PM No.42258628
celly + discord sword fight
celly + discord sword fight
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>>42258619
She wanted to force him to live like one of Fluttershy's pet animals, of course.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 8:58:43 PM No.42258769
>>42258566
I could have hit that submissive bitch if I wanted to
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 9:08:51 PM No.42258788
>>42258443
>I miss /dad/.
Same.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 9:14:05 PM No.42258800
>no one posts in general
>general dies
>"man, I miss the general, shit was so cash!"
What causes this?
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 9:24:51 PM No.42258827
Autism
Autism
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>>42258800
>What causes this?
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:00:16 PM No.42258908
>>42258769
No you cloudn't have, you'd be a sad little blubbering mess if you ACUTALLY met her.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:22:47 PM No.42258970
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Discord was the biggest reason why I got into MLP back in 2011. I remember a lot of people being salty at first when his character design was revealed, and then even more upset when his personality, abilities, hell even his voice were inspired if not straight ripped off from Q in Star Trek. But I guess that was the springboard that got me into Star Trek after.

Discord was so different from what we'd seen from FiM before--and probably even after--and I ate that shit up BECAUSE he was so different. Sadly, his episodes were pretty hit and miss after they brought him back, the writers definitely didn't know what to do with him sometimed. And while I'm not a fan of the whole Fluttershy "I can fix him" arc, they did a good job making it almost work in the show. And it's a hell of a lot better than what happened with Q in Star Trek: Picard.

The chaotic fucker is what kept me coming back to FiM. I liked his interactions with Spike and Big Mac, how his "reformation" isn't immediate and more gradual and believable than other characters. While I liked the idea of the whole arc of Grogar in S9 (like how Q putting the universe in danger just for Picard to learn about himself and the world around him), it definitely fell flat for me in the end. Again, it wasn't complete dogshit like Picard S2 did with Q but it could have been better.

Either way, I don't get why people don't like Discord aside from Flutterfuckers being mad he took their waifu or whatever.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:23:01 PM No.42258971
discord ken
discord ken
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I just rewatched Return of Harmony, just to refresh myself on the basics, and he's so sex. I don't know what other word to use. It's not 'sex' sex, as in, I don't mean that I want to fuck him (although perhaps that wouldn't be unwelcome) but this feeling transcends merely appreciating his design and character. Maybe it's that I'm in love and I can't comprehend it. Stupid fucking spaghetti dragon. He's perfect.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:30:36 PM No.42258992
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42257971 (OP)
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:32:20 PM No.42258994
Discordg5
Discordg5
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>>42258970
Oh and while G% sucks ass after the Netflix movie and the comics are even weaker, I ADORE Discord's look there. Like he'd fit right in with a marionette from The Dark Crystal or something
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:37:59 PM No.42259006
>>42258908
Probably at Rarity or Applejack but I don't even need a frightening stare to force that yellow bitch into the bed
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:41:32 PM No.42259017
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
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>>42258971
>He's perfect.
Literally tamed by someone as weak and submissive as Fluttershy into a relationship where he doesn't even wear the pants and then absolutely cucked by Tree Hugger. Lame.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:49:16 PM No.42259032
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>>42258619
Should have been Pinkie, a pony as chaotic as him (and his favorite one) or Twilight, the representative of harmony. Fluttershy is completely arbitrary.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:52:16 PM No.42259038
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>>42259017
It's too late. I've already imagined an alternate canon in which things play out according to my own preferences and I'm free to ignore inconvenient actual canon. Therefore, none of that happened.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:53:08 PM No.42259042
>>42259032
This honestly. I've notices a lot of the popular ships in MLP are mostly arbitrary, and not actually based on how well two characters get along or how compatible their desires and lifestyles are. Most of these ships are based off stereotypes or what people think is cute, rather than what would actually make a good relationship.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:21:20 PM No.42259096
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>>42259038
You're based, just have bad taste.

>>42259042
Well, ships exist to pair up any characters you want, regardless of anything. Though I enjoy the ones that would work within the actual show the most.

Anyway, I'm not talking about ships, but rather the purpose that Discord and Fluttershy's dynamic was intended to fulfill. Celestia wanted to tame Discord to use his powers to her advantage, so she wanted Fluttershy to reform her through kindness. Why specifically her and why specifically kindness? I mean, Applejack could have taught him to be honest, Rarity to be generous and it would have been the same. And again, characters like Pinkie or Twilight won't probably make sense regarding to the element they represent but they would've presented a more interesting and fun dynamic with Discord.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:34:42 PM No.42259128
>>42259096
Spitballing ideas, maybe it was because the writers realized Fluttershy doesn't really do much? Out of all the mane 6, I feel like she contributes the least to group dynamics, and her special talent for animals comes up so rarely she's effectively the group Aquaman. Maybe the Discord thing was done so that her character would have more going for it and wouldn't be so dull in comparison to the rest. Unfortunately, it just ended up trading one problem for another, and now Fluttershy had to be shoehorned into almost every Discord episode.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:37:17 PM No.42259134
>>42257971 (OP)
He was good as a bad guy, and considering that he has long-standing history with Celestia and Luna, I could see him being a recurring villain, but """reforming""" him was a terrible idea. First off he's still very clearly a threat to their society (Unleashed the Legion of Doom) and considering that he groomed those villains to band together and try to topple Equestria that shows that he's learned nothing in terms of trying to be "good." He should've been a perennial nemesis to the ponies and it would've made more sense if he got meaner and stronger up until the end where he would've been the final boss instead.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:37:41 PM No.42259136
>>42257971 (OP)
He overrated
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:42:31 PM No.42259146
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>>42259096
Of course I have bad taste. Have you seen this ugly, beautiful mug that I love so much? He's pure liquorice. You either gel with it, or you don't, and there's no logical argument to be made for either side.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:04:09 AM No.42259179
I just liked how chaotic the fucker was.

hate fluttercord because retarded artists shove it everywhere and because it'll end up with the cliched "Fluttershy dies and Cord becomes an emo faggot".
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:07:07 AM No.42259185
>>42259128
You're utterly retarded. Fluttershy at her prime was the subtle wit, scarcely heard but always worth listening to.
>>42259179
And yeah, brapfag, chaining the two of them together totally torpedoed both of their characters.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:09:31 AM No.42259188
>>42259185

less torpedoed but really came off as a cliched "they now a couple" despite Cord's entire thing was him accepting friendship when Shy, the first pony ever, showed him friendship.

i'm a simp for celestiacord, but I always found Fluttercord so retarded. They do have cute art though.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:10:31 AM No.42259190
>>42259032
>Fluttershy is completely arbitrary.
to be fair Fluttershy was the only element who Discord had to directly "break", which IMO feels like a Chekhov's rifle
the fact that Celestia knew about this is still bullshit
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:18:32 AM No.42259208
>>42259185
>Fluttershy at her prime was the subtle wit
Yea, and all that wit ceased to exist after season 1.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:22:02 AM No.42259216
>>42257981
This. Obnoxious, one-note overplayed, passive-aggressive and just an overall petty seething bitch. I also fucking hate yellowquiet, so I'm the most impartial source possible. He is just a textbook sociopath, seeking to control everything around him and incapable of genuine friendship or connections. I hate the world the color hairs use but "toxic" describes him perfectly.

Also, the entire point he was redeemed, that he could supposedly "help" using his powers for good never actually happened. It was attempted only ONCE and Tirek absolutely bfto him with absolutely basic flattery. Then even after he was gloating about his betrayal, the ponies forgave him and he went back to acting like a cunt. Just absolutely vile on every level. Physically revolting how someone can be that much of an ingrate.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:22:30 AM No.42259217
>>42259190
>to be fair Fluttershy was the only element who Discord had to directly "break"
how
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:27:04 AM No.42259226
He got pussywhipped. Also he's literally me. I've been pussywhipped is what I'm trying to say.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:28:21 AM No.42259229
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>>42259217
Discord's shenanigans couldn't challenge Flutters' kindness so he forcefully made her ebil
Return of Harmony p.1, 18:30
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:31:05 AM No.42259236
>>42257975
>Tamers is a retard
You could have just ended it there.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:33:44 AM No.42259241
>>42259229
I was actually thinking of that. With Fluttershy not pulling the trigger, why didn't he brainwash all of them once more? Do the EoA give them some sort of protection?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:00:04 AM No.42259324
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>>42257971 (OP)
I like him a lot, both as a villain and a secondary character. He's just funny, and while meta jokes usually suck I really how he does them. I get why people dislike him later on when he fucks around with Twilight and co but I think they're just forgetting the fact that Discord is just as emotional as any other pony in the show, he just takes it out in his own way, which is especially bad for everyone else considering he's basically a chaos god. Honestly him getting mad at not getting included so he pisses off his friends without telling him his problem hits a little close to home, so I guess that makes me feel for him.

Also shipping him with Twilight is fun, chaos and harmony and all that.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:01:12 AM No.42259329
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>>42259241
He makes this point explicit at the end of the 'game'. There were never really any rules. It was all arbitrary, organised according to his own made-up 'rules', which he could change according to convenience at any given time. There's sport in letting each pony succumb to their own insecurities, but he can force the matter if needs be. This is also why he left the EoH in play, despite the fact that he could've theoretically teleported them into an ocean trench, or into space; there's no fun in it if there isn't at least a minute chance that he could lose the game, even as he contrived to make it as unwinnable as possible. His own need to preserve the sport in it was his undoing. Think back to any point at which you've opened the dev console in a video game. Infinite winning gets boring. You're free to contrive your way around any given obstacle, but if you don't allow for even a very slight chance of defeat, then there's no point in playing.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:02:05 AM No.42259333
should be red
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:16:38 AM No.42259369
>>42259329
>Think back to any point at which you've opened the dev console in a video game.
Funny enough, I've been playing a bit of Morrowind recently, and every time I open the console to unstuck myself by disabling collision or modifying my stats to make the game less of a chore, I justify it as simply using my CHIM powers, lol.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:17:04 AM No.42259579
>>42259324
Imagine if season 4 started with the reveal that all of that cutie mark swapping, cosmic trip and getting wings seen in Magical Mystery Cure were just Discord shenanigans. Twilight is not actually a princess but she still must save Luna and Celestia. Would have been the ultimate troll move, amirite?
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:14:44 AM No.42260176
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Bumpin
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:26:06 AM No.42260189
>>42259179
>hate fluttercord because retarded artists shove it everywhere
true, it should be discord x me instead
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:31:01 AM No.42260240
>>42258994
Your previous post was literally me/10, but I have to disagree on his G5 comic design and characterization, I hate it.
I don't want to see him unhappy and pathetic like that, worse than when he was turned back to stone.
>>42259038
>>42259146
My knees... they're bending all on their own.
>>42259329
His combination of playfulness and cynicism is the good stuff.

>>42259179
>hate fluttercord because retarded artists shove it everywhere
Even that wouldn't be a problem if those shippers weren't acting so pushy about only their ship being the correct one. I've met a cashier woman Fluttercordfag who had never even seen a single episode of FiM, and when I explained that yes, the two are close friends after S3 but it's up to the viewer's interpretation whether they end up as a couple, she smugly corrected me on them totally being a couple and my opinion being wrong. Goddamn secondaries.
>>42260189
In many cases, Fluttershy is used as a self-insert, to the point she acts nothing like herself. It's quite smart because posting art of Discord x OC wouldn't tap into that audience, Nonny, and you know that all hobbies have got to be profitable in 2011+14.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:10:37 AM No.42260340
>>42258619
>the only Pegasus living like an autistic Earth Pony surrounded by animals like some weird cat lady
Celestia knew she would die like a virgin femcel if she didn't hook her up with Discord, the other incel and troublemaker
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:13:14 AM No.42260343
>>42258970
The original intention behind S9 was to prevent his own sacrifice and leaving Fluttershy. Only later it was changed into "giving Twilight a lesson"
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:16:57 AM No.42260350
>>42259179
>it'll end up with the cliched "Fluttershy dies and Cord becomes an emo faggot".
To be honest, even official comics did that shit. I always hoped G5 would feature a child of Discord and Fluttershy as to imply that Discord didn't become a lone sad sack right after she died and actually managed to create a family tree of offspring throughout generations
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:37:16 PM No.42260409
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>>42260350
>hey, pony fans! not only are all the characters you loved long-dead, but the ones who happened to be immortal are still grieving over it!
Who decided that this would be a good idea?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:47:14 PM No.42261291
>>42260409
delet
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:13:44 AM No.42261546
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All fan works are an expression of Discord. They're all just the things he'd dream up and play out if he was still inclined to mess around with Equestria. Fanfics are Discordian. AUs are Discordian. Anon is Discordian, and the things he gets up to with Rainbow Dash are extremely Discordian. Discord sits at the heart of our entire body of work.