Yes, that's right. She's my wife. We're both in love with each other.
No, Cadance and Shining can't do anything because we're officially married and divorce doesn't exist in Equestria.

>>42261113 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_5M_UH-OIg

It's okay because Flurry Heart will accidentally throw him off a cliff before he can try to consummate the marriage.

>>42261113 (OP)
>>42261116
good morning sirs, much bloody bastard rapes to all saars

>>42261118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScEFATfZ3uw

>>42261118
I'm not a poojet.
Also, you will never be white.

>>42261113 (OP)
This is my messy, hungry, and confused wife.

>>42261146
cute wife

is she... uh...
is she aware that you two are married?

>>42261143
Yes we all know you'll never be white, jeet. Go rape a monitor lizard elsewhere.

>>42261146
HELLO SAARRR YES WIFE ALL THE WHITE FILLS YES SAR

>>42261118
>>42261238
>>42261266
>>42261279
t. mutt

>>42261113 (OP)
is marrying infants legal in equestria?

>>42261654
Great question! It is not. Now please never ask that question again.

>>42261237
I think we need to call the ponice dude

>>42261237
Sure!

>>42261113 (OP)
Okay, Muhammad.

>>42261113 (OP)
>giving your wife baby formula
Dont you know that crap is terrible for infants?
She needs REAL cum from a REAL dick to develop properly

>>42262423
Rent free

Flurry =/= Aisha. Get off /mlp/ Mohammad, we don't need this.

>>42262464
>actually standing up for the prophet of what is pretty much the devil's religion on Earth

>>42262589
Sounds based and sinisterpilled to me, idk about you chuddy

Babbo wife