Thread 42261796 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1569 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:49:31 AM No.42261796
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why has slavery never been abolished in equestria?
the cows are sapient but are still treated like farm animals, surely this would be the equivalent to human slavery
has this ever been acknowledged in the show?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:58:03 AM No.42261812
>>42261796 (OP)
They're sapient kinda but also extremely dumb to the point they can't really live on their own, nothing wrong with trading freedom for food and shelter and not getting dragged off by a hungry timberwolf
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:58:55 AM No.42261814
maybe the cows are just dumb as shit and prefer to live as wards of more competent species for the small price of some milk on occasion.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:17:38 AM No.42261862
>>42261796 (OP)
Don't worry, they're all dead now. Why do you think no cows have been spotted in the entire series beyond season 1? Plus, Lyra has been earning top bit since she accidentally discovered oat milk. Ponies optimizing their veganism via extinction of key species to eliminate all "animal" products.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:20:38 AM No.42261867
celly explains 2
celly explains 2
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It's harmonious. You wouldn't understand.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:24:11 AM No.42261874
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>>42261812
But enough about negroes, amiright?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:41:28 AM No.42262155
>>42261862
>Why do you think no cows have been spotted in the entire series beyond season 1?
there is a cow is season 5 Slice of Life
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:46:22 AM No.42262158
>>42262155
Remnant of the purge, probably wasn't for long
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:42:26 AM No.42262223
>>42261796 (OP)
Shhhh, that's one of the worldbuilding things from season 1 that wasn't actually thought out...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:45:36 PM No.42262759
>>42261796 (OP)
>Why do ponies treat cows so badly
Why do humans treat cows so badly? Surely the ponies are driven by the same incentives as us.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:47:08 PM No.42262766
>>42261862
There are a pair of bulls in season 2 episode 17 "Hearts and Hooves Day".
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:48:09 PM No.42262770
>>42262766
those bulls? actually those were my tesicles going out for a walk in equestria, my bad.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:49:58 PM No.42262775
>>42261862
pinkie makes better milk than any cow or oat ever could
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:50:56 PM No.42262779
Bulls
Bulls
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>>42262770
If they look like this you may want to get them checked out by a doctor.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:51:45 PM No.42262780
It's a sex thing for them.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:07:14 PM No.42263444
>>42261796 (OP)
Plot twist
They secretly like to get milked.
Imagine if it feels like an orgasm to them.
Would you complain if your only job in life was to get milked and you could just sit around all day.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:37:03 AM No.42263959
>>42262759
but the difference is these cows are intelligent enough to speak the same language as the ponies
my question was less "why do they do this" and more "why has no one in-universe realized this is messed up and tried to stop it"
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:37:26 AM No.42264270
>>42263444
>Imagine if it feels like an orgasm to them.
Strange fetish.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:47:11 AM No.42264677
>>42262779
your balls dont look like that? odd
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:45:25 PM No.42264880
>>42263959
>but the difference is these cows are intelligent enough to speak the same language as the ponies
I don't see why that would make much of a difference. Why does talking confer moral status? Maybe some ponies tried to stop it, and it just never caught on for the same reasons that veganism never caught on in our world. Ponies wanted their milk and cheese more than they wanted unrewarded altruism towards a foreign species.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:05:42 PM No.42264933
>>42261874
fpbp
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:12:33 PM No.42264954
concerned
concerned
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How does applejack squeeze the udders with her hooves?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:14:05 PM No.42264958
>>42264933
on the 2% chance that you aren't shitposting i'll just spoonfeed you
fpbp means "first post best post" as in the first post in the entire thread (except the OP)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:42:53 PM No.42264999
>>42264958
Yes, but also the post he's replying to is the fifth post so he mat have been saying "fifth post best post"
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:52:20 PM No.42265011
>>42264954

She kicks them with her hooves, then covers themslves in shit to make them sexually attractive to men
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:57:00 PM No.42265019
>>42264958
>retard doesnt know first, fourth and fifth share the same first letter
So stupid.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:58:26 PM No.42265021
>>42265019
only fourth and fifth share the same first letter retard
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:05:20 PM No.42265028
>>42265021
I can't believe I found a Anon this retarded. It must be once in a lifetime sort of thing!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:11:54 PM No.42265039
>>42265028
that post was a joke actually
i made it because you calling me stupid over me not realizing that he meant fifth post best post hurt my feelings and i coped by exaggerating my stupidity
how much for the therapy session btw?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:24 PM No.42265194
>>42265019
>Being deliberately obtuse
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:57:00 PM No.42265248
>>42261796 (OP)
I go with this >>42261812
they are too dumb and weak when compared to their closests cousins the yaks and buffalos, they are also dumb yes but they can survive in the wild and form a society something the cattle in ponyville cant
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:35:36 PM No.42265355
>>42265039
about tree fiddy
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:24:14 PM No.42265651
>>42264880
isn't "unrewarded altruism" kind of the main theme of the show though
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:21:28 AM No.42266544
>>42262779
>the 2 faces of getting pegged
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:34 AM No.42267023
>>42265651
Not really. Friendship only exists when it is mutually beneficial to both parties. That can be as simple as finding the other entertaining or fun to talk with.

Nobody will be friends with someone that is nothing but a bother/nuisance to them. In the real world, it's even worse than that, making people your friend only if they can use you. In that sense at least Equestria is better than this world.