>You’re a grown man Anonymous. You should not be obsessed with ponies and sex all day and everyday. You should be matured and mellow. You should be waking up early to mow the lawn, eat your oatmeal, work and come home to your wife and kids. Maybe clean the gutters and grill on the weekends. Its time for you to grow up and be the man you need to be. Do it for the ponies.

>>42261877 (OP)
>Grow up? Grow up?! I am growing up. I'm setting down and looking for a stable relationship.

>>42261877 (OP)
where wife? *slowly turns towards megan* uh oh

>>42261877 (OP)
Whatever you say meegan

>>42261877 (OP)
If you say so.
Meegan.

>>42261877 (OP)
What the fuck would a teenager know about being a man? You should be obsessed with makeup or bands.

lmao look at all yall stupid fucking scootertrix redditors
yall lookin a circus

>>42262057
>Y'all
t. Meegan

>>42261877 (OP)
>"Fuck you, mom! I know you're just saying that because you have a grudge against the ponies for dragging you away in those adventures when you were younger. Well, too bad, cause I actually *want* to go on magical adventures with the equines, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! I'm a big boy, capable of making my own decisions, and I choose ponies!"

>>42262057
What is this cartoon even saying?

>>42261877 (OP)
Well, the waking up early part is true. In recent years, I find myself incapable of sleeping in. I wake up at like 6 or 7 no matter how late I went to bed, and feel sleepy but unable to sleep until the evening.

>inb4 g1pedos rally to coom to megan in this thread

>>42261877 (OP)
Yup, ready for all that good stuff, just waiting on society to make it viable, possible, and worthwhile and we'll be right along.

>>42261881
Grade-A post, painfully underrated.

gemmy thread on the log

>>42262057
Are all YTP's "reddit", or just the MLP ones?

AAHH A REAL WOMAN !

>>42262057
>y'all
we know its you, MEEGAN

>>42261877 (OP)
sex with megan

>>42261877 (OP)
Why did this board get worse after the hack?

>>42262958
yeah it's all g1slop and pedophilia nowadays

FUCK YOU THE SEAS WILL REDUCE HUMANITY BY THE BILLIONS.

>>42262998
The second one is based though, fag.

may OP be doxxed and raped

>>42262958
Migration to other platforms. Most of those who migrated were non-schizo's and non-shitposters.

But my wife is the one who asked me to watch it with her

>>42262958
I'm doing my part to make the board worse. I cranked up my baitposting, and you retards continue to bite it every single time.
This is what you people want.

>>42261881
>Grow up? Grow up?! I am growing up. I'm setting down and looking for a stable relationship.
>Stable relationship
>Stable
Bambillion keks

G1 is so good I had an identity crisis about how it ranks up with G4. I need to rewatch G4 to make sure G1 didn't absolutely BTFO G4.

>>42262150
How did an Aryan woman like Megan Williams conceive a child whos hairless and autistic

>>42261877 (OP)
>come home to your wife and kids
oh yeah? where's your husband and grandchildren? you were a teen in the 80s, so you're like 55 now you old bag

>>42263753
Anon isn't naturally bald, he just clean shaves very thoroughly.
As for the autism, that's because he's the incest baby of Megan and Danny, giving him both genetic defects and his father's innate love for horse pussy.

>>42263818
kek new headcanon acquired!