>Hey Anon you wanna be my champion? You can travel across Equestria slaying monsters or my political enemies, defending villages from bandit raids and finding magical artifacts in my name! I’ll have my royal blacksmith craft you a suit of enchanted armor and a weapon of your choice. What do you say? It could be fun!

>>42265344 (OP)
Eeey-nope.

>>42265344 (OP)
Whats my reward for doing all of this?

>>42265453
you get ligma

>>42265456
damn it
can i at least bring joe with me?

>>42265574
yeah you can bring along Joe Biden along so you can listen to whatever he mumbles as you walk around LA i mean Equestria.

>>42265581
>yfw it turns out Corn Pop's been in Equestria all this time

>>42265344 (OP)
Yeah no. Not right now I've got some stuff to do. Maybe later?

>>42265344 (OP)
Sorry, Princess, I already belong to your sister.

>>42265344 (OP)
>Utilize enchanted gear and armor to quell rebellions and the like
>Defend villages and ponies from raiders and brigands.
>Amass a small following of your own.
>Call them the knights of the dawn (or something)
>Repeate for another decade.
>Amass a greater following that now has become its own army.
>Launch a rebellion of your own.
>Conquer all.
>Do literally nothing wrong.

>>42265344 (OP)
Bitch you think I can't solve all your political problems diplomatically? You call me a sucker or what?
The other three sound fun, I'm in.

>>42265581
that old fart? I wanted joe musashi

>>42265344 (OP)
>a weapon of your choice
what if I want a moonlight sword? Can Luna make me one?

>>42267259
>Anon in a few years.

>>42265344 (OP)
yeah

>>42267275
Ludwig is technically >rape horse from Berserk so pic is accurate

>>42265453
Maybe she's hitting on you

>>42265581
It just occurred to me how much gibberish Joe's handlers must have endured for 4 years.

>>42267325
>Little pony tell me have you seen the magic of friendship?
>Just a hair, a fleeting thing, yet I clung to it, steeped as I was in the stench of blood and beasts.
>I never wanted to know, what it really was. Really, I didn't.
>*starts autistically screeching*

>>42265344 (OP)
Yeah no this can only end with me being entombed in my armor after a fatal blow and from then on walking the earth as an undying unholy revenant forever bound to your soul always doing your bidding as I have always been. Hell yeah deal!

CHAMPION OF THE SUN!

>>42265344 (OP)
I just noticed Celestia's eyes are really pink in OP pic. Was she a hardcore pothead back in the day?

i require bloody sweaty stinky princess sex!

>>42267558
YOU'RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE

>>42267275
>moon light great sword
hell yeah

>>42270904
You fool! This is not a ordinary Moonlight "Kill a dragon" Greatsword! This is Holy Moonight Sword, the only magical artifact in all of Yharnam!