Thread 42266217 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1607 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:40:29 PM No.42266217
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Is it sinful to find the ponies sexy? I'm a christian man (Nearly 20) and I find Fluttershy hot. It says in Leviticus 18:23 "Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It is perversion." and in Matthew 5:28 Jesus said "But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." I would be committing both sins if I was touching myself to a real horse. But, does a cartoon pony count? I want a honest and blunt response. Don't sugarcoat it. Amen
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:43:49 PM No.42266234
Princess_Celestia_ID_S4E01
Princess_Celestia_ID_S4E01
md5: 96015bf54971e6d4ca4b68162b659d3d🔍
>Christfaggotry
>Not Celestianism
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:05 PM No.42266236
It is a sin to lust after her if you're already married, it is not a sin to love her because ponies aren't animals.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:25 PM No.42266237
You just answered your own question faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:46:31 PM No.42266240
>>42266217 (OP)
God is malevolent or at best indifferent. Enjoy wasting the only life you got.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:47:10 PM No.42266242
cereal
cereal
md5: d5edcc9db8019b552e993c58ac2fcb47🔍
>>42266236
>ponies aren't animals
uhhh. They are though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:04 PM No.42266253
>>42266217 (OP)
The difference between a person and animal is the important part. Ponies are able to reason and that means they're a person and 18:23 doesn't apply.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:54:42 PM No.42266262
>>42266217 (OP)
I would say you can watch the show and enjoy the characters so long as you're not lusting after them. There are no biblical laws saying you can't watch pony show or make animal stories or anything, so the only concern is the bestiality/fornication you're committing in your heart. Now, if you can't watch the show without feeling those temptations it's probably best to refrain from it, as situations like that are what Jesus was talking about when he said to cut off your hand or gouge out your eye if it causes you to sin (obviously not meaning to literally mutilate yourself, but rather to remove any tempting thing from your life).
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:57:11 PM No.42266272
>>42266240
>God is malevolent against faggots or at best indifferent against homophobia.
Best.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:49 PM No.42266280
>>42266272
>He thinks the Christian God would ever approve of his jerking it to his pony waifu and not settling with a 3DPD
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:59:58 PM No.42266286
>>42266217 (OP)
He could have had a dog. Those are friendly and loyal.
He could have had a horse. Those are strong and helpful.
What did he decide on?
A shitty, messed-up clone of himself.

You're just like Adam. Self-hating cuckolds like you are why we don't have irl pony waifus. Go pray on that for a while. Maybe if you're lucky, someone will tell you that you're allowed to be happy about something.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:00 PM No.42266290
>>42266272
>>>/pol/
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:04:17 PM No.42266308
>>42266217 (OP)
Is it sinful to find OP incredibly hot and breedable?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:04:47 PM No.42266312
2216999
2216999
md5: dcf3075466453d8d03e150e67077e2ac🔍
Christcucks, this is your mindset.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:05:31 PM No.42266316
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>>42266262
That's honestly the best bit of advice I got so far. Thanks anon! I can love the show in a platonic way.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:07:32 PM No.42266322
>yet another dead kike worship thread
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:39 PM No.42266338
>>42266280
You're right.
>>42266312
Were you cheated on?
>>42266322
>a jew the kikes hate
Nice.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:52 PM No.42266342
>>42266312
When the Bible talks about sorcery and magic, its referring to real life sorcery and magic which comes from demons. Fictional magic that is just a natural part of the world and not commanding or summoning wicked spirits is fine.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:43 PM No.42266346
>>42266342
>excuses
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:08 PM No.42266349
>>42266342
Ponies are literally otherworldly beings full of magic.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:53 PM No.42266355
>>42266342
Catholic confirmed.

I'm sure fucking choir boys is okay too since anal doesn't really count as sex right?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:22:27 PM No.42266366
>>42266355
I think you're confusing them with jews.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:34 PM No.42266373
>>42266312
christcucks will do anything but stop trying to force their religion into unrelated and contradicting spaces
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:35 PM No.42266378
>>42266373
Really, this is the most baffling thing to me.

I mean, if you're going to believe this bullshit, at least stick to it. Don't start making up excuse after excuse to justify things that your religion quite clearly disapproves of.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:29:15 PM No.42266387
>>42266234
Repent
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:27 PM No.42266396
>>42266290
this is a /pol/ board on a /pol/ site
>>42266373
>>42266312
>>42266322
>>42266234
YWNBAW
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:21 PM No.42266411
>>42266346
>>42266349
>>42266355
Look, all the rules in the Bible have a purpose, even if that purpose is hard to understand. The purpose of laws against sorcery is to prevent idolatry, as real life magicians are practicing a form of demon worship even if they don't realize it. It really doesn't help that "magic" has a different definition when used in fiction compared to the real world. Any fictional use of elements, energies or power etc can be considered magic. If you applied this principle to the real world then anything that appears miraculous would be considered magic, including technology and even the workings of Jesus himself; indeed, Jesus was accused of demonic works, and yet He was obviously not a sorcerer despite doing impossible things. The biblical definition of magic is not about doing anything fantastical, but rather utilizing demonic forces specifically (which in real life is any miraculous thing happening apart from God). Besides, if you guys were serious about staying away from all mentions of magic for biblical reasons you wouldn't be here.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:17 PM No.42266420
>>42266373
You are gay.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:36 PM No.42266425
>>42266396
>>42266420
I'm a straight cis white male. Leave your lifestyle out of mine. They don't mesh.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:43 PM No.42266426
>>42266373
you think christ would be enough for these people. why even bother with ponies?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:43:20 PM No.42266428
>>42266234
What the fuck is this over designed OC? Don't tell me she's an actual pony that appears in the show
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:43:54 PM No.42266431
>>42266426
why do christians bother you so much? did your mom take your 3ds at the church?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:23 PM No.42266433
>>42266217 (OP)
It's a cartoon who cares!
t. Homosexual Sinner who will most likely go to hell for bedding trannies and jacks off to futa SFM mlp animations
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:45:55 PM No.42266438
minty, minty, minty...
minty, minty, minty...
md5: dea3345fd56ad8d8f08615cb44e994b4🔍
So erm, yes, ponies worship God too so I don't, heh, really see the problem here
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:13 PM No.42266440
>>42266433
>futa
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:20 PM No.42266441
>>42266431
>Goes to ponyfag board
>Posts about unrelated religion
>"Why do you hate my religion?"
They don't hate your religion, they hate that you won't shut the fuck up about it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:29 PM No.42266442
>>42266425
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:29 PM No.42266443
>>42266431
never went to church. do you have a good explanation as to why you're putting jesus off to the side?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.42266447
Religion should be contained to /x/, /pol/, and /his/
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:17 PM No.42266450
>>42266441
this is the only christianity related thread in months if not years meds. now.
>>42266431
no, why do you though? and why do you speak like a redditor?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:02 PM No.42266452
>>42266217 (OP)
Alright lemme break it down for you
>don't fuck animals
indeed. But if animals could talk, that commandment would PROBABLY be different, and allow for it. Personally, I prefer being a stallion or some other ungulate if I'm self-inserting into MLP. though yes, different species are also not supposed to be mated together, but I think that one's more just specifically for Jews to set them apart? There's a lot of things like that
>Looking at a woman with lust means you've already committed adultery
so this one is complicated and a lot to unpack, but you have to understand the ancient Greek concept of ~antipraxis.~ you're saying something by saying the opposite. Forcing the listener to pay attention and focus on what matters.
It's obvious that simply -having desire- isn't wrong, or the lord wouldn't have given them to us. Indeed, he would have said something about thought-control before now.
But by hearing that, you check yourself. you go "hang on, am I guilty?" and you run through your thoughts, which is IMPORTANT.
Hopefully, ideally, you land on "oh no, it's okay. I have healthy desires but I wouldn't act on them outside of marriage"
Whereas if, at any point, you say in your heart "If only... if only I could talk her into it. If only I could get away with it. Maybe get her drunk. If only her husband died somehow and I was the only one to console her" bam, you've now committed adultery inside. Fix that shit.

Same thing about "if your hand or eye causes you to sin, cut it off" he's clearly making you go "hang on, my eye or hand DOESN'T cause me to sin. I'm CHOOSING to." which is... very important, lest you end up with sharia-law type shit where it's the woman's fault for tempting the man. any of that 'devil made me do it' nonsense takes away your agency. Mista J was very clever about not simply laying out platitudes, but forcing you to think.

P.S. if we're doing christian pony stuff, it should really be a ram Jesus, possibly under another name a la Aslan.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:04 PM No.42266454
>>42266447
the bloop will cause an earthquake of unprecedented magnitude.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:47 PM No.42266457
>>42266450
>no
you guys always have such great answers
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:56 PM No.42266458
>>42266447
I tell ya, if they keep mum? The STONES will cry out.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:31 AM No.42266485
>>42266452
>that commandment would PROBABLY be different
They would still forbid it because it is something that might make your life better.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:03:36 AM No.42266489
>>42266387
Let Celestia's light into your heart.

>>42266396
Ponies are not your culture war battleground. They are ponies.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:04 AM No.42266493
>>42266485
see I don't blame you for having that attitude torward rules. That's what it keeps getting turned into.
Look back at the 1st century, the very proto-Catholic Jewish authorities at the time (right down to the fuckin holy water) had begun building thick, high 'fences' around all the laws. Designed to make it downright impossible to violate a law, as long as you follow another, simpler, less-productive one that puts you miles away from it.
This isn't good for a bunch of reasons, not the least of which is "don't make up new rules."
It puts you into a brainless mode where you sit comfortably, knowing you can't possibly be breaking any rules, so you can stop analyzing yourself whatsoever. it attempts to lift you OFF of the big guy's scrutiny, and onto human authorities, who will police those little added rules, and decide right and wrong for you. So your morality atrophies.
Obviously the big guy wanted us close-in, RIGHT next to what's wrong, but on the right side of it. Hence all that "don't turn to the left or the right, but stay on the middle path" stuff he said. and Yeshua purposely shook these people up, so they'd realize what a house of cards they'd built their holiness on, and hopefully they would go BACK to the laws in the Torah, and leave out everything else. Because until you do that, and get that straightened out, it's really hard to work any gentiles into the faith, you see, and that's what he was ramping up to. They need to know what are the universal laws, what are the special jew laws, and what are made-up human laws, because they haven't had that upbringing. they grew up with Zeus and Athena and shit.
And to this day, religious authorities STILL try to push rules away from their goal, and into "just make people miserable." and boy does that ever suit the devil's plans for making us look stupid.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:59 AM No.42266495
>>42266450
We have christianity threads regularly, liar. They always devolve into shitflinging because they don't belong here.