Thread 42266680

How has your waifu helped improve your life lately, anon?

>>42266680 (OP)
she bought me a hat

>>42266680 (OP)
I don't have a waifu

>>42266680 (OP)
Some of my waifus would disapprove of my lifestyle choices, but most are enablers.

>>42266738
>Multiple waifus
Is that one of your deplorable behaviors that they despise?

>>42266680 (OP)
>>42266695
the longer anon is depressed, the stronger the infection becomes

>>42266680 (OP)
She's helping me get off the ride. Not mlp, but /mlp/. Easing off.

>>42266759
good one, your here forever, the ride never ends

>>42266763
Pony never does. 4chan does.

>>42266765
4chan will reel you back, it always does, you always come back

She helped me remember that there's sunlight at the end of the tunnel.

>>42266759
Glad to hear your mare is managing your delusions of freedom.

>>42266774
celestia IS the light at the end of the tunnel, she’s just waiting for you to catch up with her

>>42266680 (OP)
i love being the middle spoon holding my lifesize while my gf hold me from behind

>>42266695
You look like a retard.

>>42266680 (OP)
She made me spend money on clop

>>42266858
My waifu does the same thing. She'll start making the face if I don't, saying "do you even love me anymore?" "am I ugly?" and such.

>>42266863
Rarafag, by any chance?

>>42266877
No.

>>42266680 (OP)
She is an island of calm, sanity, and love that I keep in my heart to counter the depression, hoplessness, and instability in my life due to my insane, narcissistic wife. I wish I found ponies before I got married. It's ok though. When things are rough, I close my eyes and I am with Luna in her dreamscape, and we are having tea in a field full of beautiful plants and flowers. We discuss the things we like to do, then we go on a tour of the universe together.

She just gave me inspiration for my daily nut, the single happiness I still have in this life.

>>42266680 (OP)
She ruined any chance of improving my life by literally cucking me. I learned to not trust any mare and overcome the adversity by myself.

>>42267002
Based MGTOW anon

>>42266993
genuinely why do people get married to other people they don't even love

>>42267090
Retards will be retards. You'd think people would have learned by now with the mountains of evidence available these days, but morons will need to hit their heads themselves.

No sympathy for any of them.

>>42267090
I don' know, Anon. Something, something, human nature. Something, something, culture. Something, something, how one was raised. Something, something religion. Etc.

>>42267002
>She ruined any chance of improving my life by literally cucking me
So this is why he has such a botched character arc...

>>42266680 (OP)
she inspired me to eat apples instead of unhealthy foods
now i eat apples at lunch breaks and in between university classes instead of buying processed foods

>>42266995
have you considered nutting more than once a day so you can have more happiness in your life?

>>42267596
Whenever possible, but it's not easy when you're still living at home and the only time you have some peace and quiet is during the night.

>Move out
Yeah if only it were that simple.

She made me revisit two of my oldest interests, those being playing music and studying tribal anthropology (I was into both long before finding pony). To a lesser extent she's also inspired me to read and draw more
>>42266993
Good luck anon. Hopefully things work out well regarding your 3D, that situation sounds horrible
>>42267589
But do you eat the cores too? Surely you don't let quality apple go to waste? Plus, what are your favourite apples? Mine are Jazz and Braeburn
>>42267593
Fuck, too many of those hit close to home

>>42267732
Genuine question: what drew you to a background pony? Where did the appeal start from? Fan content?

>>42267735
Yeah, it was from fan content. Mainly fanfiction

>>42266680 (OP)
Not really lately but she encouraged me to stop eating shit and lose weight, lost quite a bit over the last few years. Now I just need to get off my lazy arse and lift.

>>42266774
Seriously, celestia helped me so much, recently i've got an LS of her and i can't stop cuddling her every time i'm at home. Helped to counter depressive states immensely imo. So yes, mai waifu did help me go through shit times, by being being there when no one else was. even if she is not real.

She makes me less evil every day however I am growing too old for her and yet I am not permitted to forfeit my life!

>>42268705
>I am growing too old for her
Girls like older men, anon. Be sure to become a responsible adult for her.

>>42268719
But that's not what I want. I want to meet her and grow with her step-in-step and grow old with her. C'est la vie, I must be better for her either way, you are right.

>>42268724
At least you were there to watch her grow from a nerd with no friends to a pretty princess and a hero. Cherish those memories.

>>42268741
Only care about Unicorn Twilight. That one holds no place in my heart or mind.

>>42268744
>artist:sugar morning
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>>42268490
There was no need for that last sentence.

>>42268841
It's the reality we all face. Until we change it.
Have hope, bro.