>Hey wait a second…
>You told me humans don’t eat meat and even if they did they would never eat a pony.
>But after our sleepover I wake up tied up in a pot filled with water, while you dice onions, carrots and toss them in along with the occasional sprinkle of salt.
>And you’re reading a recipe book called “The Joys or Cooking Horse” too.
>What gives Anon?

It's a spa treatment.
>Oh. Well that's kinda nice of you, thanks Anon!

>>42266703 (OP)
It's a harmless cook book! It's just a little dusty. It says "The Joys of Cooking for Horse"

>>42266703 (OP)
>rape

>>42266703 (OP)
Why is it that my waifu always finds herself in these types of situations?
Always needing to be rescued from some silly peril like being tied up and put in a pot.

>>42266722
She likes you being her hero. I think it's actually quite sweet.

>>42266703 (OP)
Watch out Dashie! Zecora is about to cook you!

>>42266703 (OP)
Taste the Rainbow!

>>42266703 (OP)
zebra taught me this is how one asks a pony out on a date

>>42266703 (OP)
You kept fucking with my bird bath. You deserve this.

>>42266703 (OP)
>Removed party member: Rainbow Dash
>Item added: mystery meat stew (3)
>Your killing has been observed by forces unknown...

>>42266748
Ah, a fellow rotatingsandwiches appreciator.

>>42266703 (OP)
I do eat meat but I’m not eating you. I need your mare sweat to ferment the sauces before I add in some gazelle meat. Then we can have gazelle meat stew.

>>42266703 (OP)
No Dashie, you hit your head and have a concussion. There are no vegetables, there is no cook book. This is your new cum cauldron.

>>42266703 (OP)
UNGA BUNGA GRUG HUNGRY

>>42266703 (OP)
Rainbow, you're having a nightmare, wakeup
>*wakes up* ah what the fuck anon, I had a dream where you were going to cook me in a big stew and eat me!
Dashie, baby, I would never do that to you.
>Yeah, yeah I- wait anon?
Yeah?
>Why am I in a giant glass jar?
Oh. Umm well you see... I'm going to fill this jar about up to your ankles with vainilla pudding. ....
....
you know to look like cum.
>Oh haha I get it, this a dream too.
No.

>>42266729
>Zecora
Why her?

>>42266971
She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
If you look in her eyes,
she'll put you in trances.
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew,
and she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew.
So, watch out.

>Don't worry Rainbow ima comin!

>>42267285
>Applejack wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash

Don't worry babe, it will be just a moment.
>Water boils slightly, you make sure not to harm her blue rump.
>You add some meat pieces to the pot
Ok, done! Now let me get you out of those
>You carefully untie Dash and help her coming out of the pot
>You smell the delicious broth you just made.
>"What the hay was that about? I though you were gonna eat me"
Silly Dash, you were the secret ingredient all along.
>*SLURP*
"Ahhh delicious"

>>42266703 (OP)
It's called a bath and you're taking one.

oh no dashie this is the secret human sex ritual!

Rainbow Stew

>>42266708
She would actually believe this
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