Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:26:26 PM No.42267587
>"I am not Donkey Kong!"
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Thread 42267587 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1485 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:21 PM No.42267622
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:54:30 PM No.42267750
You should've used a picture of Twilight so I could've added to the joke by posting "Donkey Kong slide thread" implying that Twilight is, in fact, Donkey Kong. But no, you had to go and post a picture of Donkey Kong instead.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:33:02 PM No.42267802
>>42267587 (OP)
When did they add a Donkey Kong flag? Why did they add a Donkey Kong flag?
When did they add a Donkey Kong flag? Why did they add a Donkey Kong flag?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:51:24 PM No.42267818
>>42267587 (OP)
Here, here, here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hoofs together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this apple rap!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
She's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
She's finally back to kick some tail
Her Apple Gun can fire in spurts
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too
She's the first member of the Apple clan!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
AJ! Applejack is here!
(Here we go)
Applebloom's got style, so listen up, ponies
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool pony!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
Braeburn has no style, he has no grace
This pony has a funny face
He can hoofstand when he needs to
And stretch his hooves out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy pony just digs this tune!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
AJ! Applejack is here!
Red Delicious is back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Pony!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Strawberries beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack is here!
Huh!
Finally, Big Macintosh's here for you
It's the last member of the Apple clan!
This pony's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a strawberry pony cry out for their mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this pony's one hell of a stallion!
Huh!
Come on, Granny Smith, take it to the fridge!
Apple, Apple Pies, Apple Cake,
Apple Galette, Apple Crumble, Apple Strudel, and Apple Cider!
(Ahh, yeah!)
Apple, Apple Pies, Apple Cake,
Apple Galette, Apple Crumble, Apple Strudel, and Apple Cider!
(Ahh, yeah!)
Here, here, here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hoofs together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this apple rap!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
She's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
She's finally back to kick some tail
Her Apple Gun can fire in spurts
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too
She's the first member of the Apple clan!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
AJ! Applejack is here!
(Here we go)
Applebloom's got style, so listen up, ponies
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool pony!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
Braeburn has no style, he has no grace
This pony has a funny face
He can hoofstand when he needs to
And stretch his hooves out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy pony just digs this tune!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack!
AJ! Applejack is here!
Red Delicious is back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Pony!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Strawberries beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
AJ! Applejack is here!
Huh!
Finally, Big Macintosh's here for you
It's the last member of the Apple clan!
This pony's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a strawberry pony cry out for their mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this pony's one hell of a stallion!
Huh!
Come on, Granny Smith, take it to the fridge!
Apple, Apple Pies, Apple Cake,
Apple Galette, Apple Crumble, Apple Strudel, and Apple Cider!
(Ahh, yeah!)
Apple, Apple Pies, Apple Cake,
Apple Galette, Apple Crumble, Apple Strudel, and Apple Cider!
(Ahh, yeah!)
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:19:04 AM No.42268945
>>42267818
kino
kino
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:33:07 AM No.42268978
>>42267818
winrar
winrar
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:56:49 PM No.42270093
go up
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:57:57 PM No.42270094
>>42270093
negated
negated
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:46:37 PM No.42270198
I have a banana for you, Applejack.
It's in my pants.
It's in my pants.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:47:40 PM No.42270201
>>42270198
Did somebody say there is a banana? Ooga booga give it to me.
Did somebody say there is a banana? Ooga booga give it to me.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:02:37 PM No.42270615
who wins
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:02:44 AM No.42271591
>>42270615
how motivated are the gorillas
how motivated are the gorillas
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:03:56 AM No.42271598
SHE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:58:01 AM No.42271730
>RAPE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:27:33 AM No.42272266
YOU
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:08:52 PM No.42272531
>>42267587 (OP)
*ook*
*ook*
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:55:44 PM No.42273582
>>42267587 (OP)
>ANON OWES ME SEX AND IF I'M NOT FILLED UP FULLER THAN A BARREL ON CIDER MAKING DAY THEN I'M NOT LEAVING
>ANON OWES ME SEX AND IF I'M NOT FILLED UP FULLER THAN A BARREL ON CIDER MAKING DAY THEN I'M NOT LEAVING
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:46:31 AM No.42274126
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:02:21 AM No.42274262
>>42267587 (OP)
have you considered that it's on like donkey kong
have you considered that it's on like donkey kong