>what is this?
/mlp/con's premier venue to finally settle your autistic debates! Get as much into the courtroom aesthetic as you want—prepare evidence, witnesses, call objections, etc.—or just show up to shitpost. I'd like our lawyers to use voice/video, but we can probably work out something for text if absolutely needed. This will unfortunately utilize D*scord. I'm so sorry.
>when?
July 5th at 7:15 PM CDT
>how?
Sign up at the form below! Be sure to post in the thread about your case as well, so other anons can jump in on it! We'll need at least two fellas for each case, so find someone you hate and take them to court!
https://forms.gle/vdbTMQ98CyP6WEfF7
https://forms.gle/vdbTMQ98CyP6WEfF7
https://forms.gle/vdbTMQ98CyP6WEfF7

Some suggestions I posted in the /mlp/con thread:
>Bon Bon and Cherry Berry v. Fluttershy (after Putting Your Hoof Down)
>Trixie v. Ponyville (after Boast Busters)
>Ponyville v. Trixie (after Magic Duel)
>some kind of meme shitpost case like Lyra v. Numget
I'm also reposting suggestions from an anon who recommended some kind of free forum where everyone could jump in and say their piece. Jitsi was used for this last /mlp/con, but I've also heard it can be pretty shit, so I'm open to suggestions!
>which is better, season 1 or season 2? (Anyone could come in and say "umm actually, season 9 is the best" or nonsense like that)
>which mane 6 gives the best blowjobs?
>Starlight or Shimmer?
>Lyra or Linky?
>which CMC is more uuoooohh?
>is Trixie trans?
>Season 8 or Season 9?
>is Purp unf plap plap or mid? (I don't support this tomfoolery personally but the court will hear any case)

>>42268097 (OP)
This looks like a fun idea. I hope it goes through.

Rewatchtranny schizo VS The rewatch stream

>>42268315
I'd pay money if rewatchtranny schizo would actually show up

Apples vs strawberries

>>42268383
This case is in need of a prosecutor if any anon is interested. Suing for harassment and crop damage with the charge being exile from Ponyville for Strawberry Sunrise.

>>42268604
my ass actually the wrong option, i am the prosecutor for AJ
if someone could stand up for Strawberry Sunrise, she'd appreciate it

bumping out of interest

>>42268383
>>42268635
This can be used as evidence for Applefags >>42268224

Good morning, court enjoyers. If you've come across this idea and are on the fence about it, speak your mind! What would make you more likely to participate? If you just plan on watching, what would you like to see?

I would really like to sit on the Bench for this, I've got a fair amount of legal training and a gross amount of Horse knowledge. I think I could mediate well as a Judge for the trials; so if there is anyone I could speak to regarding that please let me know.

>>42270494
Fill out the form! mostly to get your contact info I have the outfit and the gavel ready to go, but I don't really know too terribly much about real legal stuff. I'd love to have you on board!

>>42270650
>https://forms.gle/vdbTMQ98CyP6WEfF7

Sent. Please do not share my information with any other mongolian basket weaving forums.

I LOVE MARES SO MUCH MARESMARESMARES!!!!!!!!

>>42271519
OBJECTION

>>42271826

I would like to see the MOTHERFUCKER who DOESN'T like mares IN COURT. For CRIME.

mare

>>42268097 (OP)
Are we using Guilty as Sock on steam for more memes?

>>42272866
Naw, I don't want to make people purchase something in order to participate in the panel. Also I spent all my money already!!!!!

So what will the punishment be in case of a guilty verdict?

>>42273577
>rape

>>42272866
>look this up
This looks stupid as fuck I love it

>>42273577
This will be unique to each case. However, given the nature of the involved parties, this is a good bet >>42273830

>>42273830
By who?

>>42274768
I volunteer myself.

A case or two more and I think we'll be set. Still need someone to defend Strawberry Sunrise in that harassment case. I'll start reaching out to people once I figure out how this technology bullshit works a bit better.

>>42275020
What if the accused is a fat stallion?

Charitable bump.

SAVING THIS THREAD

Thanks lads. I guess the board must have sped up quite a bit midday there. We're making good progress though

>>42276486
It was futatranny spam, someone started a dozen threads

>>42276293
>>42276297
same

good morning you have jury duty

>>42268635
>stand up for Strawberry Sunrise
she'll have to defend herself. nopony has her as a favorite pony

>>42275624
Then death, but luckily I don't think any stallions are being tried.

OBJECTION!
Sorry Your Honor, but sliderfagging is illegal in Equestria!

OBJECTION!
hearsay! hearsay! hearsay! hearsay!

>>42278838
sustained. stairs only, no slides.
>>42278910
overruled. you have to say something in order to hear it!!!!

I know you wanna make a case, man. Just do it. What's the worst that can happen? I promise you'll probably have a good time ;)

>>42279912
i tried to think of something i felt passionate to argue about but i don't got that dog in me anymore. still a fun topic

mares good

>>42281320
NO! MARES more good

who up drinking raw autism juice

>>42281469
yes mares

I have accepted that this thread may soon die. I will probably make another one next week once I've hopefully tested some of this stuff and have more things to share. We'll probably also discuss backup plans like the aforementioned Jitsi clusterfuck in the event of a lack of cases.

bump

>>42268383
Came here to say this

I believe a fella just submitted a form saying he'll do defense for any case, so I reckon that can go to the Apple v. Strawberry case. A couple more and we're good to go!

>>42282827
good idea

>>42285248
That's cool.

>anon always talked about how he wanted to come inside Rainbow Dash
>he was getting pretty cozy around her, some ponies would say he's her best friend by now, even though she always vehemently denied it, her cheeks getting #FF1493 pink in ten seconds flat
>speaking of pink, so much happened between them that even Pinkie Sense™, the independent entity whose existence among ponykind and attachment to one of ponies was unexplained to this day, knew something was going on with those two
>the side effect was Ponka turning into a heavily vibrating Nokia 3310 whenever she saw anon and Rainbow
>with the Arabic Nokia ringtone coming out her cute snootie, no less
>all this to the dismay of Pinkie's husbando - another anon - who decided it was the high time to find out the truth once and for all
>maybe this would make his sweet like a sugar, sugar rush loving horsewife stable again

>this is a story of boy meets filly
>but it is not the usual love story

>Did Anon Come Inside Rainbow Dash?
>starring
>anon, Rainbow Dash's husbando, claiming he did not
>another anon, Pinkie Pie's husbando, claiming anon did
>guest appearances by
>Rainbow Dash, The Pony That Had Been Becomen Inside
>Pinkie Pie, The Hammer Drill Around Those Two
>court ruling by
>OP, The Highest Judge And Most Notable Faggot Of Them All

>see it in 3D only on CyTube 1
>on the fourth of July, 2025

thank you anon for posting this picture in some other thread, this shitpost is what you get for being a proactive member of ponysexual community.

>>42287368 (not (You))
>anon, Rainbow Dash's husbando
Oh well, that's going to be a tough position to fight from, pretending you're not dating Rainbow at all when the official court and lovehorse documents state you are. Might be even more fun.

>>42287368
very creative

I want to fuck mares.

>>42273577
A light spanking and a 10 minute time out.

>>42285248
That fella? Albert Einstein.

>>42281320
Why do people even like mares? I'll sue you in court!

>>42290347
Prove it.

>>42268383
This

>10
OBJECTION!

>>42293449
Sustained!

>>42287368
this looks cool

>>42269950
>what would you like to see
I plan on watching this
I think some comedy is what everyone’s here for though, if both sides could be stuck with having to argue for things in weird ways it might end up super funny.

>>42294893
And since I signed up here’s my case
>Rarity v. Flimflam Brothers, Fancy Pants
>10,000 bits in copyright/brand infringement, 25,000 bits in damages paid to Rarity.
Something along the lines of Rarity partnering with Fancy Pants but not being able to meet demand quickly enough, so he infringes on Rarity’s brand by using the Flimflam Brothers clothing/fashion factory or something.

>>42294933
>>42294893
Awesome! If we can get an anon to sign up to defend Fancy Pants and the Flim Flam brothers, we'll have three cases! That should be enough to get this thing going.

>page 9
>”Now hold on a minute, Twilight doesn’t want this thread to end just yet!”

>>42295904
agreed

Lemme get a WHAT if you don't wanna do a case but you would participate in an anonymous open type thing on Jitsi or similar platform