>"Whoops! I guess I dropped mah apples again! Hehe, silly me!"
What would yo do in this situation?
Kill yourself idiot pedophile.
>>42274071 (OP)"You're pretty bad at carrying apples for someone who grew up on an apple farm."
>Anon then went back home to have sex with Pinkie, his fat wife.
Ugh. That does it! I'm going through the crystal mirror to hang out with the horsies, I'm tired of these little girls being weird around me.
>>42274071 (OP)Realistic reaction for anyone here:
>"Uh, y-yeah... L-let me, umm, help you p-pick them up..." (don'tgetabonerdontgetaboner)
Didn't /jdb/ get made specifically so that you wouldn't have to post prompts like these out in the wild?
>>42274071 (OP)Gently help her and make her promise that she'll be there for me as soon as she's 18+
>>42274071 (OP)Stop trying to seduce me Applebloom, I'm already fucking an army of foals into your sister. Find someone your own age to do this with
>>42274071 (OP) shove my dick so far down her throat, my cock will be bobbing for apples in her stomach
>>42274193Imagine reporting everyone in /jdb/ to the FBI