At least she knows it.

*blows you up with a solar flare*

>>42275061 (OP)
I can't believe this "pony" participated in the murder of a child.

Literally her only mistake was to let Purple Smarts take over the wheel.

>>42275066
This.

>>42275067
First of all, that’s a giant fucking mistake. Secondly, see above.

>>42275067
>"Hello, unaccredited pony Twilight Sparkle and even less qualified friends of Twilight Sparkle, I hereby allow you to open a 'school' to bring nonpony migrants into Equestria and subvert the local school. You don't even have to teach actual subjects!"

>>42275087
>nonpony migrants
>>>/pol/

>>42275102
True or false: are dragons, yaks, griffons, changelings, and hippogriffs ponies?

>>42275106
Nope. But they're not migrants either. They're diplomatic emissaries!

>>42275107
Watch the last episode, they're migrants and they become a significant portion of Equestria's population.

You could just say that she’s not a good pony, but the truth is, she’s even worse.

>>42275784
>digging your own thread up from the bottom of the catalogue just to continue hating a pony
You will never reach Equestria and Cozy Glow will never sit on your face.

>copey aftergluefags lash out at superior ponies

>>42275797
Wrong.

>>42275867
“Superior ponies.” She’s a child murderer, bitch. Anyone who supports child murder will NEVER reach Equestria.

Shes saying this after destroying your pelvis again during sex

>>42275061 (OP)
she also knows I'll pay premium bits for some of her farts in a jar

>>42275884
i told her its fine she always heals me

>>42275877
>noooo my demon baby waifu faced consequences for her actions
Little baby man is still at it for the sixth year straight.

>>42276091
YOU will never go to Equestria. You don’t love true mares, only Haber AIDS.

>>42275066
>Noooo! Ponies under the age of majority should be able to get away with literally anything, she was just a heckin' filly!
Basedhooves typed this post.

>>42276103
I know you get a job, Haber, but this is just pathetic.

>>42276109
CAN’T get a job*

>>42275877
>put in stasis, no time passes from her perspective (remember that the Mane 6 were surprised to hear Discord had any awareness while stone, proving that it's not normal and only due to his powers), can be easily revived at any time once someone is ready to try redeeming her again, and if anything damages the statue it will free her instead of killing her (since breaking the statue is what freed Discord)
>"THIS IS LITERALLY MURDER REEEEEEEEE"
cozyniggers are the most mentally ill faggots on this board and that's saying something

>>42275061 (OP)
She's not a good sister either.

>>42276411
this kills the gollyfag

what's the context for this

>>42275117
And then everything goes to shit

>>42276411
Worst arguments of all time. Debunked countless times. Fails to take into consideration that she did nothing wrong. Humiliatingly defending the worst writing ever. You will NEVER go to Equestria.

>>42275087
They're foreign exchange students, retard.

>>42276464
>debunked
Remember the time in S2 when Twilight was petrified and had no idea what happened when she came to?

stinky sex with celestia's 1000 year old granny pussy

>>42275061 (OP)
Kind of amazing how this arc managed to completely kill off the momentum of the comics. It's fucking stunning looking back and seeing the highs, then dips, then right back to highs again. Stuff like the Highschool Romcom stuff had major dips, but they bounced back.

After this? Never again did it make it in the top 100 outside of a humble bundle. Reflections walked in and kneecapped that shit, and in the end it wasn't even for anything since the show gave it the hard "There's no possibility this could have happened" non-canon treatment. So weird to look back on.

>>42276464
only discord is said to be conscious and even then he was probably making it up

>>42275061 (OP)
how is she not a good pony?

>>42277160
She's not a good pony, but she is best pony. Some square-toed curmudgeons just like to stir the pot with their fantasies.

>>42275067
>The sonic rainboom never materialized on that fateful day of her entrance exam. Unsuccessful at hatching the dragon egg, the panel of teachers yawned and looked on with irritation. Twilight Sparkle failed her big test.

>Night Light and Twilight Velvet pleaded with the faculty to give their daughter another chance. Refusing to accept the resounding “No”, Night Light and Velvet caused enough commotion for Princess Celestia to attend the situation. Celestia dismissed her staff and negotiated an arrangement with the desperate parents. Twilight would serve as an assistant to Celestia’s star pupil, Sunset Shimmer, for the opportunity to attend the School for Gifted Unicorns. And the small matter of hoofing over a substantial number of bits.

>Twilight was overjoyed and praised Celestia. But that was before she knew what was in store for her

>>42277298
slightly inaccurate lore, Twilight was flattened into a splotch between sunset shimmers giant sweaty asscheeks and repeatedly fart blasted into every day.

>>42277534
giwtwm

>>42275061 (OP)
is she hitting her hair against the wall?

>>42277560
Yes

>>42275087
You're trying too hard

>>42277715
why? silly pony

>>42275087
you're not trying hard enough