Word of advice to any Anons who find themselves in Equestria like me - /mlp/ (#42275350) [Archived: 1435 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:26:12 PM No.42275350
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Never let Discord sing under any circumstances.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:28:04 PM No.42275351
>>42275350 (OP)
Why?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:31:20 PM No.42275356
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>>42275351
He'll turn you into a filly halfway through the song for no reason.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:32:45 PM No.42275359
>>42275356
And that's bad how?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:17 PM No.42275362
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>>42275359
I don't want to be a filly. I want to be a man. But he refuses to turn me back because I'm apparently "adorable" and none of the mane six are pushing back against him in my favor because they also think I'm "cute" and they are saying shit like "I need to learn my lesson" or whatever.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:38:25 PM No.42275368
>>42275362
I bet Discord would find it hillarious if I were to boop your snoot
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:44:09 PM No.42275377
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>>42275368
Look if you're not gonna help then I'm not gonna bother. I've been trying to get magical help from Twilight who has thankfully been cooperative so far, but the results from her are far from ideal.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:33:12 PM No.42275642
>>42275359
If you are not a tranny yeah
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:35:20 PM No.42275645
>>42275362
>and they are saying shit like "I need to learn my lesson" or whatever.
Sounds like you've been naughty in Equestria. Maybe if you were a good boy like me you wouldn't get turned into a filly.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:55:25 AM No.42276851
>>42275359
Because after you get turned into a filly if you let him keep singing you won't notice your mind slowly going hazy, you won't notice when you lose critical thinking skills, and you won't notice that he's getting pretty handsy with you, but you will notice when you wake up groggily in some Ponyville back alley after an indeterminate amount of time with no recollection of what happened and cum pouring out from between your legs.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:28:31 PM No.42277083
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>>42276851
I don't even have a crotch anymore! There's nothing there! I don't even get horny anymore! I'm now just addicted to pets and cuddles! I don't what it is but it just feels better than sex to me. I wish I had a machine that just rubbed my belly and pet my mane forever, that would be paradise.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:34:07 PM No.42277091
>>42275350 (OP)
i fucking hate every single anonfilly faggot there ever exists, you are all literally trannies. You should kill yourself now.