>I have been out here for 6 and a half hours! Let me in already. Why would I be a changeling!? If i was a changeling I would have shapeshifted into something big and just smashed down the door. You’re trying my patience. You dont treat princesses this way!

>>42275420 (OP)
shut the fuck up changeling bitch, go be a bug somewhere else

>>42275420 (OP)
Let you in? This is my house. Don't you have a castle or some shit to go hang out in instead? Private property Cadance. Now get off my lawn before I go get the gun.

You should get Twilight to teach you how to teleport. Silly horse.

>open the fridge
>grab the last slice of pizza
>eat it while staring her in the eyes

>>42275715
>casts a spell that stops blood flowing to your brain

>>42275752
Foolish pony! You think I wouldn’t be prepared for offensive spells upon my person? The windows have reflect runes melded into them. Makes for hilarious reverse pranks. At least your spell won’t kill you, didn’t have much blood flow to begin with you bimbo.