princess celestia - /mlp/ (#42275760) [Archived: 1076 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:19:31 PM No.42275760
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do you think princess celestia is fucking USELESS ?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:20:00 PM No.42275763
>>42275760 (OP)
Do you think OP is a fucking USELESS FAGGOT?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:56 PM No.42275767
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No, I don't, nigger. Three hours of sweaty, fitful summer night's sleep upon you tonight.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:16 PM No.42275775
>>42275767
>the most she can do is mildly discomfort you
jej
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:15 PM No.42275790
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Celestia is not that powerful. That does not mean she's useless. People hate her because they prop her up as omnipotent but in reality she's just big and old. Not even right about a lot of the things she preaches but having experience enough to know a lot. Her purpose as a guiding light until the heroes find their own way is enough.

She's also big and sexy and caring and kind and funny.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:13 PM No.42275811
>>42275760 (OP)
She got Warfed big time. She was set up as an all powerful goddess in the beginning of the show, and was stripped down to a parody of herself by the end of the series due to the atheists running the show who hate classic strong white semi religious leader types.

People who claim to see no difference in her portrayal from the beginning of the show to the end of the show, are either unironically autistic and unable to see changes in character, or, they're just haters who are in denial of who she was supposed to be.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:41 AM No.42275870
>>42275760 (OP)
no
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:14 AM No.42275883
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:53:03 AM No.42275995
>>42275760 (OP)
God i want her to blow a massive fart on my face
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:10:31 AM No.42276056
>>42275760 (OP)
>do you think princess celestia is fucking USELESS ?
brb changing my name to useless
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:45 AM No.42276077
>>42276056
>New Tamers OC is the magical lesbian spawn of Celestia and Cadence
>"Behold, I am the perfect combination of your powers. I am Useless."
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:25:52 AM No.42276082
>>42276077
>shilling tamers in a random unrelated thread
I hope you're getting paid well for this.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:15:35 AM No.42276248
>>42275760 (OP)
Would have been better if she barely showed up, showing that she's actually so busy that requires Twilight to do all the EoH stuff.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:02:21 AM No.42276678
>>42276077
i've never cared for tamers shit, but if this is what its all about then i'm interested
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:16:39 PM No.42277259
>>42275883
luna is being based as usual
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:37:10 PM No.42277280
>>42275760 (OP)
>Beautiful
>Worshiped by her subjects
>Keeps the everyday pony civilization running
>Controls the sun
It makes sense for her as a ruler to have champions to do her dirty work. Anyway, I want her to say nice things to me as I hug her. And naturally, sneak in some wingpity sniffing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:47:03 PM No.42277289
>>42275760 (OP)
I want to pet her
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:55:46 PM No.42277401
>>42275995
seconding this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:49:58 PM No.42277494
>>42275760 (OP)
I want to kiss her
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:58:41 AM No.42278299
>>42275760 (OP)
She competently ran the country for over a thousand years, so no.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:58 AM No.42278306
>>42275763
yes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:04:02 AM No.42278315
Also for a real response she isn't she body's daybreaker, even if it's a dream version, it's still a manifestation of her, she just needs to be reminded she is very much the girl she needs to be. https://youtu.be/PlHDcEfQjzU
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:07:29 AM No.42278324
>>42275760 (OP)
She is fucking SEXY