>You know what really grinds my gears? “Snowpity.” Yeah, that’s right. Snowpity. That word that keeps showing up in comment sections under pictures of cutesy little cartoon mares with big eyes and glowy cheeks like they just learned what a hug is. You know what I mean. Some guy posts a pastel horse doing literally anything—sipping cocoa, staring off wistfully, tripping over a rock—and then here it comes: “Snowpity.” What the hell does that even mean? Every time I see it, my brain short-circuits like it’s trying to divide by zero. Is it a feeling? A noun? A war crime? I don’t know! No one knows! You ask the guy who said it, and he’ll just say something vague like, “It’s not meant to be defined… it’s felt.” Okay, cool, Dave, but you can’t just slap a Tumblr word on a mare’s face and act like you unlocked the fifth dimension. “It’s like their soul… but more.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? More than a soul? What are we talking about here, Mare Chi? Filly Juice? Do I need an exorcist or a thesaurus?
>And let’s be real—this is just a fancy excuse for grown men to get all misty-eyed over a picture of Roseluck sneezing. “Oh, look at her expression… that’s pure snowpity.” No, that’s seasonal allergies, Brad. Also, why is it always attached to these hyper-specific vibes? Like: “She looks like she’s watching the first snow of winter from a lonely hilltop in a forgotten village.” Dude, it’s just Applejack blinking. Calm down before someone has to write a doctoral thesis on “filly essence theory.” Back in my day, we saw a cute cartoon pony and said, “Aw, that’s cute.” We didn’t need to invent some eldritch word that sounds like the name of a failed perfume. "Snowpity, by Hasbro. Smell like confused arousal and unresolved emotional trauma."
>So yeah. Snowpity? YOU'RE what really grinds my gears. Get a dictionary. Or a grip. Either works.
>>42280278 (OP)did you generate this with AI? it reads like it
>>42280326>reddit humor So it's accurate to real Family Guy humor?
>>42280278 (OP)snowpity is just a random term an esl used to describe the characters that became a meme. i don't understand whats supposed to be wrong with adopting it. that is how language changes
must be a mare in the snow the other ponies look down upon and pity
>>42280358Exactly what i was gonna say. It's just family guy. But that's not to say OP didnt ask an AI to generate a grind my gears segment from family guy.
>>42280883I'm working on the rewrite be patient
>You know what really grinds my gears The Crystal Empire.
>You're telling me this shiny, sugar-glass Vegas just shows up one day in the arctic like it’s always been there after a thousand years of being God knows where like nothing happened? What were the crystal ponies doing the whole time? Were they frozen in place? Stuck in magical purgatory? Just walking around their palace like, “Hmm, pretty quiet today.” That’s weird. That’s weird and no one’s talking about it.
>And what are crystal ponies, anyway? Are they actual ponies? Or are they just sparkly pony-shaped gems with a groupthink issue? Because the second you wave a flag in front of them they all get brainwashed with national pride. I’ve seen cults with more independent thought.
>And don’t even get me started on Princess Cadance. What even is her job?! She’s the Princess of... what, love? Okay, cool, go open a Hallmark store. Meanwhile, actual problems are happening in Equestria—villains invading, timelines collapsing, and she’s over there shooting pink glitter beams out of her horn to fix marriage counseling? Great use of wings, sweetheart.
>But the real MVP of uselessness? Shining Armor. What does this guy do? He’s supposed to be the Captain of the Guard, right? Then why is it every time the Empire’s in danger, he’s getting knocked out, trapped in a dome, or crying in the corner while his baby sister saves the day? And don’t act like throwing his wife over a balcony into the sky once is a sound strategy. “Oh, I can’t beat the bad guy—better weaponize my marriage!”
>Look, all I’m saying is, if your entire empire is powered by a literal magic rock of good vibes, maybe get a backup plan that doesn’t involve vibes.
>So yeah. Crystal Empire? You’re what really grinds my gears.
>You know what really grinds my gears The Friendship School.
>What a stupid idea. A whole school—like, with actual classrooms and tuition and probably a mascot—devoted entirely to teaching friendship. Friendship! Something every six-year-old figures out on a playground after five minutes and half a fruit snack. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of people getting along, holding hooves, all that jazz. But did they really need to build a multimillion-bit Hogwarts out of rainbows just so Twilight Sparkle can give lectures about not ghosting your friends?
>And who’s attending this place, huh? Griffons, changelings, dragons, Yaks—all races that, might I add, either tried to conquer Equestria or can't say two words without screaming. But no, let’s just throw ‘em in a classroom together and hope they don’t start an international incident over pudding at lunch.
>Also, the building. What is it made out of? Hope? Pastels? There’s a waterfall inside the lobby. A WATERFALL. My high school had asbestos in the ceiling and a gym teacher who smelled like beef jerky and regret. But these kids get a koi pond and field trips to other dimensions.
>And of course, Twilight’s the headmare. Because who else would it be? “Oh, I saved the world like thirty times and now I want to give quizzes on emotional vulnerability.” You know what would’ve been even better, Twilight? Solving problems like you used to! Remember that? Before you needed a syllabus and a PowerPoint to explain basic kindness And don’t even get me started on the staff. Rainbow Dash teaches gym—because nothing says character growth like encouraging children to fly directly into brick walls for fun. Rarity teaches... generosity, I guess? What does that even mean? Does she grade you on giving away your lunch? And then there’s Starlight Glimmer as guidance counselor. The same mare who brainwashed a whole village, tried to destroy the timeline, and once told Trixie she was “fine” when she clearly wasn’t. What, was Cozy Glow not available?
>So yeah. The Friendship School? You’re what really grinds my gears. You want to teach friendship? Take your students outside, give 'em a dodgeball, and let nature sort it out. Worked for me.
Not the snowpity one though, I like the term.
>>42280312I don't know, I didn't say it
