>Goodness Anon what happened to you? You used to be so mischievous and interesting and the one time we finally need your usual brand of chaos you’ve turned into a boring stiff. All you do now is work a 9-5 job and mow the lawn and grill on the weekends. Responsibility has made you boring! We want the old Anon back. The one who went around booping ponies, saying silly Earth phrases, getting into trouble and telling us how nice our butts were.

>>42280335 (OP)
I'm sorry, girls, but Zecora found a cure for autism, she gave it to me on a payment plan but it's expensive so I needed to get a job to pay for it. When I'm not working I have to do chores or cook, so why not enjoy it? I'll get some veggie patties, come by next weekend and I can show you ponies the joys of a nice grilled meal on a perfectly maintained yard.