>"Howdy, Anon! So glad to see ya!"
>"Thanks for comin' to apply at Sweet Apple Acres! Never had a 'hyoomen' workin' the farm here before, but ah'm sure you'll do just fine!"
>"Ah thought ah'd like ya the moment Twilight introduced us at Sugarcube Corner! Real excited at the thought of workin' with ya!"
>"We just gotta finish up this interview here real quick and then ah'm sure you'll be makin' us proud in no time! We were really hurtin' for the extra help so ah appreciate you offering to lend a hoof- uh, hand. Mah bad."
>"Now ah just gotta know about the previous job you worked at on this here 'Earth' ya came from, how long ya worked there, and why ya left."
>"..."
>"You uh, have had a job before, right Anon?"

go buck yourself AJ, I can get a job anywhere in Ponyville with these *wiggles fingers*

>>42281217 (OP)
Of course, dozens! Was fired from every one for "misconduct" which is ridiculous. I informed every one of them early that my Apple Bloom plush is necessary for my own stress relief, and yet they still always get all huffy the second they find out it has a hole. Glad I don't have to deal with that plushist bullshit now that I'm in Equestria, right AJ?

>>42281217 (OP)
couldn't you just lie here? it's not like she can go to earth and contact whoever you claim was your former employer

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>>42281313
What?

>>42281332
>Ah don't like what y're puttin' down there, Anon.

>>42281217 (OP)
Well, by the time I grew up, the country was in a time of great economic turmoil which made finding employment difficult. Also, I had to stay with my grandmother as her caretaker because my family couldn't afford to hire someone to do it professionally. I know I don't exactly have a track record, but I'm physically able enough to work on a farm, and I'd really appreciate you being willing to give me a chance at employment here.