All of a sudden,

Zephyr Breeze is next to you.

What do?

>>42283006 (OP)
>Rape.

>>42283006 (OP)
and you can only use an item to the right of you

>>42283010
Better cumming inside Zephyr than Dash, amirite?

>>42283006 (OP)
i use the item that makes OP straight, wait that item doesn't exist

>>42283021
Bold of you to think that me shipping Soarin with RD isn’t straight enough.

>>42283006 (OP)
Kill him.

>>42283006 (OP)
i'd probably leave

>>42283006 (OP)

>>42283183
What would Fluttershy think?

>>42283290
Nta but I'd do the same, and it doesn't matter what she says, she's next

>>42283006 (OP)
Get him to Introduce me to his sister

>>42283290
Well, she just better keep him away from me then. Few things in life elicit murderous feelings in me, but Zepher Breeze does for sure. Him and Sunburst for some reason.

>>42283006 (OP)
I would hit Zephyr over the head with a baseball bat, chain him to a wall while he was still unconscious, then I'd call Rainbow Dash over, and as soon as Zephyr woke up, I would start plowing Rainbow Dash right in front of him. He would watch in horror as Dash's virginity is taken from her by someone else. He wouldn't be able to properly process this fact and it would cause Zephyr's mind to shatter. Tears would stream down his face, each thrust, each moan from me and Rainbow Dash destroying more and more of Zephyr's fracturing sanity as he is unable to do anything other than sob. Eventually, Zephy will end up so broken, having felt so helpless in preventing Rainbow Dash from losing her virginity, that he will be reduced to a sobbing, crazed mess. A shaky smile will be on his muzzle, his face wet with tears, and as the last lingering thread of his sanity snaps away, I will cum inside Rainbow Dash and she will tell me that I was better at banging her than Zephyr could ever dream of. We will leave Zephyr in the basement, chained up for perhaps another week or two as we continue this ritual of beautiful human/pony mating right in front of the broken onions pony.

>>42283427
Jealousy

>>42283497
Bold of you to assume that Soarin didn’t cum inside Rainbow Dash before you took her after knocking out Zephyr. Bold of you, lad.

Zephyr makes a lot of anons seethe because he shows them they'll still be considered losers in Equestria.

>>42283006 (OP)
Sock him in the jaw, the worthless faggot. I'd rather wake up as him so I can turn his life around and bang hot mares, his sister included.

>>42283006 (OP)
Hold his hoof

>>42284430
I’m willing to bet that his “flirting” with RD was a coverup for his homosexuality.

>>42284560
Yeah, same reason Fancypants got that French bitch as a tagalong.

>>42283006 (OP)
SEX WITH HIS SISTER

>>42284584
...'S FATHER

>>42284584
Ew..

>>42284588
Brother, ew

SEX WITH THE NAMEFAG UNTIL HE PUKES

>>42284592
>>42284594
>see Big Mac, have sex with his sister
>see Shining Armor, have sex with his sister
>see Zephyr Breeze, have sex with his sister
I am a sisterfucker. It's what I do.

>>42284603
only correct reply

>>42283006 (OP)
I hate him. He's an ineffectual loser who talks random shit all the time and needs to get a proper job. He's also more bi than gay, and keeps smugly trying it on with females in ways that would be a bit sleazy in real life.

In short I hate him because he's like Russell Brand.

He deserves to be raped at both ends by Discord for being his waifu's annoying sister and Soarin for sleazeing up to Rainbow Dash. Unlike Russell Brand because even that's too good for him.

>>42285071
it sounds like you're describing about yourself

>>42285080
That's just denial and projection on your part.

I find his stubble off-putting.

>>42283006 (OP)
Suck his cock to completion, obviously

>>42285105
Made an edit back on May 30th

>>42285165
You chose the correct option