What would you do if you had a real-life my little pony? How would your life change?

>>42283577 (OP)
I hope she likes to cuddle

>>42283577 (OP)
>consensual sex

What do you mean by 'you had'? Is it a pet? A friend? What?

>>42283577 (OP)
What would you do if you had a real-life human? How would your life change?

>>42283577 (OP)
If I had a pony roommate or something then probably not much would change.
except the pony being a potential partner

>>42284087
Just a companion in some sort of way, it doesn't really matter how. Basically, would you be different if you had a pony

>>42283577 (OP)
I'd be extremley happy

>>42283577 (OP)
>post videos
>nobody believes it's real but, they like her enough
>acquire money
>improve everything
>sacrifice all mortal possessions to pone
>let some fellow horsefuckers in on it
>try to find the portal to equestria
ez

>>42283577 (OP)
besides obviously having to get more food for them i would buy something that fits their hobbies/cutie mark

>>42284441
I dream endlessly of becoming my sona and getting rich posting my fat horse balls on onlyfans

>>42284441
You woulda thought /mlp/ could've made a fan game by now.

bump

>>42285466
The idea is too vague to have a singular vision to pursue, plus the game devs would rather make games where you play as the ponies, not a guy with a pony

>>42286833

>>42287143
Preferably a pony-only platformer.

If I had a real pony, I would try to fix all of my flaws so I could focus on my pony's wants and needs. I'd care more about my pony than myself. Hopefully I could gain some companionship with my pony, especially in a sexual and romantic way. I'm a die-hard brony, so I'm always fantasizing about this scenario.

>>42283577 (OP)
>What would you do if you had a real-life my little pony?