Thread #42283954 - /mlp/

Thread 42283954 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1320 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 11:35:44 AM No.42283954

793083__safe_derpibooru+import_screencap_night+knight_rubinstein_crystal+pony_pony_the+cutie+re-dash-mark_aggressive+pattycake_alternate+timeline_anima

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Why do they fight like girls? This is a literal war, and they are catfighting.

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Anonymous

6/20/2025, 11:51:43 AM No.42283987

>>42283954 (OP)
The Canterlot guards are going easy on them. The crystal slaves' snowpities remain leaving them to fight like cats instead of bloodthirsty warriors.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 12:13:32 PM No.42284021

stock-photo-two-brown-wild-horses-fighting-on-a-field-standing-on-their-back-legs-458008429-394004052

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Anonymous

6/20/2025, 12:16:25 PM No.42284025

>>42283954 (OP)
Ponies are notoriously incompetent at violence. Specially against other sapients. It is literally not in their nature.
This is why Tempest Shadow moped the floor with anyone who fought her, she was born different in that regard. Her first instinct when facing a Ursa Minor as a filly was to square up rather than running away.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 10:56:31 PM No.42285190

>>42284021
>You can see the stallion bits
Unf.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 10:59:13 PM No.42285194

>>42283954 (OP)
I want a cute guardsmare to stomp on my back until she breaks my spine and turns me into a paraplegic.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 11:05:47 PM No.42285210

Sombra's army is composed of innocent ponies being mind controlled via the helmets. I always imagined that Celestia instructed her military to try and disarm+remove helmets rather than trying to injure and kill the crystal ponies.

Anonymous

6/20/2025, 11:17:23 PM No.42285241

>>42283954 (OP)
That's me under Spitfire at the top right

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:02:00 AM No.42285574

>>42285241
Fuck, I never saw that this was Spitfire in this frame.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:20:41 AM No.42285654

Because it's a kids show.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:23:37 AM No.42285663

>>42285654
faggot

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:09:20 AM No.42285948

>>42285663
We don’t sign our posts here.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:13:52 AM No.42285960

>>42283954 (OP)
Guardstallions are so fucking cute I wish they'd run a train on me

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:22:40 AM No.42285993

Zoloat-art

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Why are the baddies wearing helmets based on the Zanscare Empire from Victory Gundam?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:47:38 AM No.42287148

>>42285993
I think that's a coincidence. The visors are meant to block the out the face, a symbol of Sombra overriding their personalities with his dark magic.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:12:03 AM No.42287173

>>42283954 (OP)
Why doesn't the guard with the horn use magic to btfo the enemy?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:26:31 PM No.42287372

>>42285574
It isn't. Wrong eye color and her tail lacks the lighter inner shade.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:29:05 PM No.42287374

>>42284021
>visible horsecock
JANNIES!!!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:38:55 PM No.42287518

>>42283954 (OP)
Well you see, ponies can be rather silly at times.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:46:30 PM No.42287632

>>42287173
magic is for fucking pussies, real Stallions just beat the opponent up with their hooves

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:51:09 PM No.42287641

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:55:15 PM No.42287648

>>42283954 (OP)
me on the right, showing the guard stallion who's boss of this gym

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 10:35:54 PM No.42288611

>>42284021
>>42284021
Fascinating

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 10:37:14 PM No.42288617

>>42283954 (OP)
Ponies are a bunch of sissy faggots