>Angel Rarity: You should stop masturbating darling. Don’t you want to save your seed for that special mare in your life?
>Devil Rarity: Keep doing it darling. Fap your heart away you know you enjoy it so theres no need to stop.

And thats just one of the many times they comment on a life choice. Anytime you have the potential to do something good or bad they will appear on your shoulder. What now /mlp/?

>>42284640 (OP)
Fap to them

>>42284640 (OP)
I don't want to fap, I want to have sex with Rarity instead. I bet she moans deliciously.

>>42284640 (OP)
fap to them

>>42284640 (OP)
Fuck them

>>42284640 (OP)
Why would I listen to either of them when they're just cosplaying faggots like OP?

>>42284709
this makes everyone happy! horray

>>42284640 (OP)
They should make Sinfest but for ponies

>>42284640 (OP)
Troll them both
Ask them if their vaginas are touching

>>42284640 (OP)
>stop masturbating darling
Rarity is too generous and proud of her looks to say something like this

>>42284640 (OP)
I use them both as a fleshlight.

>>42284640 (OP)
Why would a guardian angel, who is looking out for your happiness, try to stop you from doing something that gives you pleasure and hurts no-one?

Try to answer without bringing in religion.

>>42286751
Porn addiction is as bad as drugs on your brain. And it can be considered worse because you can get your porn fix on an infinite supply, never satisfied locked in dopamine death like the rat who stopped caring about saving another or themselves because it was dopped up

>>42286751
They're your conscience, one encourages good behavior the other bad. Do people seriously not know the old trope here? Is it that brown and underage now?

>>42286939
>Porn addiction is as bad as drugs on your brain.
This has never been proven by science.

>>42284640 (OP)
>Stop fapping and save for future mare wife.
>Continue fapping because it feels good.
Surely there is some sort of dialectical fusion that we can come up with to satisfy both. What about fapping to my future mare wife until I marry her. Then, after marrying her, stop fapping and instead have lots and lots of wholesome, yet earth shattering sex with her.

>>42288015
NTA, but I would say it is a danger for some Anons. It's just like how most people can be responsible with alcohol and gambling (not necessarily at the same time), but some people are totally destroyed by either or both.
>Other argument (non-religious)
Addictions are bad for a person in general, even if it does not hurt anyone else or society. Instead of spending time on bettering themselves or being productive in some way, an addicted person expends copious amounts of time on something that does not better themselves, society, or result in anything of value (except a momentary burst of pleasure). Note that any sort of addiction can do this: porn, too much TV, video games, etc.

>>42288015
>Brain tests don't count!
Keep coping cumbrain

>>42288330
I wonder if it's porn or fapping in general. I jerk it a lot but almost never watch porn since I prefer my imagination.

>>42288330
>literally no source
Afraid we'd see that it's fundie "research"?

>bringing up addiction
Nobody is defining this. To some of you people, literally fapping to porn at all is an "addiction". OP also suggests you need to go completely abstinent to "save yourself" for some metaphysically beneficial reason. In reality, everyone that is not weak-willed is functioning just fine fapping to porn when they feel the urge to, and going about their day like normal otherwise.

>>42288352
Since jews use porn as a weapon against their enemies, it's obviously both

Why would you fuckers need porn when you have your mare wife in Equestria?

>>42288847
Because I'm not in Equestria yet?

Jesus Christ is the Son of God, Who died for our sins and rose from the dead to give us the free gift of eternal life. He also promises to heal your body. You can ask Jesus for His gifts.

>>42288890
>Religion out of nowhere

>>42288924
Not entirely out of nowhere, but it is unwanted.

>>42284640 (OP)
why are Rarity's conscience and baser nature harassing me? are some other pony's angel & devil currently pestering her in the same way? is this just a thing in Equestria- shoulder angels can just sort of wander around, glomming onto whomever they take an interest in?

>>42288817
>S-SOURCE!?

>>42284640 (OP)
>rarity is the devil
nah she'd be satan with how much of a bitch she is.

>>42289793
So you've got no source. Got it.