Thread 42285864 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1349 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:52:20 AM No.42285864
Doctavia
Doctavia
md5: 0559b9e2548f7519bec654793adc5640๐Ÿ”
>Iโ€™m sorry but your condition is terminal. Spending your whole life listening to uncultured, cacophonous, inferior human music has destroyed your brain and its chance of ever operating at full potential. The only real hope you have is a risky procedure of cutting your brain out, putting it in a magic jar and magically scrubbing out all the impurities. Then destroying that putrid plastic device that contains all of your despicable human music. But that would be rewriting your entire being and it would cost a fortune. Theres nothing more I can do.
Replies: >>42285930 >>42286616 >>42286630 >>42286663
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:30 AM No.42285930
>>42285864 (OP)
I guess thereโ€™s no one to blame
Weโ€™re leaving ground
Will things ever be the same?
Itโ€™s the final countdown.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:35 AM No.42286616
loud
loud
md5: 2962ddb9c82f4369c52abc3f07543fc3๐Ÿ”
>>42285864 (OP)
That's fine, I'll just have to blast the worst human music I can think of to rapidly equalize the IQ field.
>Cranks volume on boombox
>I FUCKED YO BITCH NIGGA, I FUCKED YO BITCH
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:39:49 AM No.42286630
1737154938165271
1737154938165271
md5: 31544af4d4781f5971479caf99d7ceef๐Ÿ”
>>42285864 (OP)
pretty donkey pet pet
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:52:49 AM No.42286663
One mare i dont know why
One mare i dont know why
md5: 424779b54e200bf0f91a27789d229b05๐Ÿ”
>>42285864 (OP)
Iโ€™m not going to stop playing Linkin Park or other bands I grew up on. You knew what you signed up for when you entered this marriage contract.